Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.

% U# {7 Y# n5 T: k. {8 J  z4 J  HThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
+ L# [) g: \0 v& i! f% k* rcommented, "I don't think that's going to help."
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"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！