新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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% q8 t, L# h. z1 v3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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- d) F+ {# W0 J3 j+ j9 A　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

+ A0 Z/ S3 f6 y; B8 u1 |) C　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

& a' J' {+ C0 J- w5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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0 s7 D% _" A; F, S) C　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

( q' J& N/ g, V1 x3 _4 Y  H　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

0 `! B6 W  J6 W7 A; R  K　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?