新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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9 e+ f4 ?! j, ]* l: Y2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

% [. t5 w* j: G( R4 z/ m& i3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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6 i/ Z, d# a9 L$ d+ G% ]　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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3 B& S1 G1 ^# [  @5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

8 l: P. U/ C; B2 m$ K  C　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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0 j0 a  R5 W2 u$ D　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8 E6 ~1 N! |8 J. r3 k8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?