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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
* f% q ?" f1 \0 g 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ' T% B# p, h) }+ n* N
3 @# z6 M3 {+ p, H0 b W- f& s. X0 i2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 7 X0 Q3 `! t9 F( p
! u4 j5 B0 r: K. M' m* u; | 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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' K. o2 x( a) \0 i. s3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ; ]3 R6 S, v! M. J6 S/ E1 s; h: k( T
( @, M8 q# R6 m& k# V 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. & k, { b, p7 j' ]* z
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. & j5 `: k# v$ y' {6 u
) X4 F4 r3 }) T" W: P 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. " O) k: v# W5 ]- i; `- _
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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3 N7 I2 V2 B2 Q6 Z) V) `. k 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. * J* k, v& l7 g) d
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # d, G% p) D! Z+ o# e
2 g% H) k5 t% C, b7 I6 a+ J8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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! Y8 p& @1 Q+ Z$ o: a 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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