新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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* F3 \! b. Z5 s- W2 w, J　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

$ }+ u& U4 z% k　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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" @# O8 b; {) {; |4 U! }8 |　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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0 s/ \0 b9 Q* \6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7 N, r( c. I7 C9 f8 [) V7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

/ B, i3 r. \! s2 o: c% W　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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# ^4 |5 D6 s, ~: N: q* q8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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2 C6 C* `: F; i9 v　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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( t# m8 A/ ]1 f& s$ j' i, h/ \: e9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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" v2 H) x( K# P3 E) }4 h  {% Q　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?