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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. + t! K2 p9 l% J) @2 m( S/ K* l; i
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 7 _! N+ E! U" x1 {# p/ M
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. $ ~; d7 _: g0 E7 F' N" [/ a4 M" J* H5 o
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. " d$ f* C i2 w+ R; k2 t- G% ^
; \7 G/ K) [& K* B7 m* A 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. # y- z- m8 O n5 N4 u6 F
, ?: Z6 s1 S9 R" h 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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/ b; s* m1 \4 W# H8 f% D! f& I7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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) E7 o) p( E/ r6 F/ S5 j 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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' w! n$ N5 m6 b9 [( p8 J6 t! E9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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