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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. + U, f7 q3 O. }+ Y0 q" d
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 3 ~. f) H) p9 X7 w
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 0 F t$ q1 j& ^4 Y/ ]3 H8 n; s# R
2 U: F9 a; h$ a1 w# N# _# z% s 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ( [ W, W) f/ R0 Z2 {) I6 p' k5 \
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. / I9 N3 _5 |$ F# w9 G
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ( t5 A2 m) K( Y7 P9 o3 y
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ! M7 q7 C/ C# p9 Z: ~4 O
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ) x9 n& x; n& \$ t! B* u9 c3 {
! [; W% Z% ~9 K 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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# Q2 y+ @1 F$ U9 M ^# H$ ~6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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2 M9 {1 v$ v4 \: Z$ a6 U7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 5 B V1 x& ?- r% w
/ @9 U& ^4 t" F( f0 Q 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 6 O J+ `3 x3 U
4 H" \2 z3 g" g8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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+ @! w# H U% c' _4 O" P 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. - C# M1 V4 j6 _0 ^5 I
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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