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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. * |5 v) d& c+ v7 f; \
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 4 ?* |1 `& a ?% ^4 }8 }! Y# D
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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& H2 Z; l( ]/ h7 Z4 @! E 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 3 E2 {; \+ p" O7 u G6 T& m
+ m" D6 z1 Z% o- o+ U* K" H 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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$ @) p0 |! S9 d: H2 y8 g b6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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R5 Y' |2 i6 D 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. - B7 C* u% Y- l y$ x5 S. K, o
2 t3 S% e; k& @+ w7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ( G" E( y" F; Q! a
* l' ^3 S$ P$ ], O9 ~8 R% w8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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+ K4 V8 Y% c4 o9 M2 `; x0 @9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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