新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

$ E4 b" x; ~; [1 |' e; [2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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1 I# X( m5 M+ W$ A, t　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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$ s, A# u( q& H3 Y3 s8 b　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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/ z% N& s1 h0 D5 o5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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+ p9 z3 y/ a! ?9 i- |  f/ ]' r6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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$ Z0 j0 f4 H! }8 O3 H　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8 Q9 s; ?% w& C8 e$ w8 t8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

4 N# |/ E7 h  z, A0 R- F　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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. j% D# d  f- C# B& S6 c9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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$ c4 }5 h$ N9 s　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?