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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?0 O9 J k; r G0 h J
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?& G& A2 X; n/ l
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s. e; Q, r; {5 f6 L+ E7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on? n! u }) `1 k
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A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.- B4 X; P* E' F) `
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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