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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?% x% v4 Z- N4 h- d! W2 c% R8 \, K
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& M1 J* v# g/ A8 k5 ^9 s& ^2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?$ v% N- k8 t: n# D
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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* U% D* U$ X* x# E' W6 g4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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/ G f9 S: H# ^( Y- m8 N5 E5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? q: k- d$ w1 R; S- q) |
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?8 C0 \6 v/ H: X9 u
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6 u* q f3 f* M. Y& G, B7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?: x! G6 J8 K; b
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8, Which is correct:
" J6 M4 z5 z: x) J7 N A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
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