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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. : i5 A7 s- y; K3 S" p" B
5 V) K& G/ K1 |3 J- S 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. " w. P' ~. J9 c( ^* H- j# o: R/ n
) \2 @3 O2 P( v' H( a: `: L One should love animals. They are so tasty.
6 A7 Y/ M/ H: U4 P% t& J5 Y. Q 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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: l9 V$ | M3 L3 T5 K1 j% J Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
" J h1 ]+ z+ g$ U5 I: E 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. % A% c* B' R+ K5 ^" }, T# l
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ' p' D) W% I- {& [3 C7 t: \7 Q# ]
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 + y( @- h$ G; k4 R
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 a& R, ?; N, m# \2 Y: G8 y. I7 L& K 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 7 h) M' L& O4 `# q ?% d; B) d
2 g( i; F/ ? ?& @3 I The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. + Z- P$ M, ^# L! m4 f( z( p7 s
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. # I4 A0 h% B+ A1 O! j+ h( i# p
; S/ u! A3 K6 |7 b" O Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
( C/ {+ z5 Q2 M) U+ F; l 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). , p' G: X& R! U
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. + _* T: C {9 o1 t1 ]3 r5 R
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
, K1 }5 M5 @/ @ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
0 ]# k9 i1 R, I* Q0 } 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 5 C+ [! \) f+ k0 J# r: c' @( z
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
3 X+ C1 s' Z! N( e& E, O2 ]+ e "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
9 l) I$ H/ p) w! E: U5 V! L 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. f: t1 E1 o3 `& U
7 I! C: z1 y. \7 W2 t "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
% _" `8 A# ?+ n# a: g6 Y; L$ U 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 9 \# A" e2 K4 z% G# L$ D
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " * b- P$ B: g# O. ]- N
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. " ?& @8 X, p! K1 `* S4 ~% s1 ^( y0 E0 `3 l
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 9 T3 s4 R6 h5 |% ~
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ! Q; o' n6 w: s9 B$ l7 x
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 9 @5 O4 J: B5 t
; P# I" N2 q8 z$ ^3 u A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
5 O" a0 }: ?6 m9 m& k 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 4 d3 X2 m" x d! p) n9 ^, S
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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