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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. / y0 z6 ~5 O( |: s3 I7 v! W
7 Y' m7 n: B- F) Q% Y: j' U" t One should love animals. They are so tasty. 1 `$ P% b3 X( J- e, h' T. f
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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- J* ?% U; r1 V% p Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
; b) ~8 Z, Y: L7 @/ |3 w& b 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
: a+ y% z g' v# a7 a' S 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 2 p. e. A) x& ?( p5 D" r- }. N% U
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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' J6 g# U7 d: S% ~ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
6 a' x. \4 j L" C 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. # i0 X0 l' M5 x% R2 f& M; u
8 ]/ I+ g6 X* Q7 x Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. C# X" e, ?$ ^0 K4 R8 ]& b
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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5 V% i6 j2 F9 @; f" f Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- N) p; V# s0 n" M( Z% ? 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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/ h& Q* {0 m B! T Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 a& ]& q$ [5 r; r. Z 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
* m- d2 a6 ?' O4 m1 f( l( i) D" {* M 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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, p9 @ o6 d* x9 I9 L4 k1 v n4 w "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ; ]& c. u& X/ K& M5 w, y/ W
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 4 }! j/ n G' k7 a5 y1 s7 Q, `5 a
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
- P7 c6 e7 m5 D) _ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ! A: `0 Z' T% w0 I Z8 x% g q
2 K/ i( Q2 B- } "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 8 a# w( P" \9 V/ D% X7 G w
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ; x M3 N6 ~* f
6 T) z+ ~1 K. d. p1 x. u "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ; h( J5 n/ p/ F6 {+ c4 F9 g
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. - h5 {- ?7 ~& E7 j$ w- F7 i9 A
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 1 ]5 Q* f# {, x4 e" k
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 1 t' I7 d4 q4 i) B$ l' n* S6 O
. d3 y" z: l0 j# m4 i When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
6 {% r4 f' s. V+ Y/ y, r$ R8 Q 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! : Z3 b# @% Q, v3 O1 }
y% A4 d2 A+ F% p6 G3 d A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
( x& i5 j5 x: \, d 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. # I# k6 O$ `* h" i3 [
5 `" b/ F9 f: _% J The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ) H" ]* Z" L' W" l, ?* G$ s
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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