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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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! n% Z! a* g3 T6 ]5 y4 [   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
1 q2 Q6 c  B0 Z   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 2 B& \6 F+ ]) F6 N' r
  
  P* p: g* J7 k2 I/ M  c   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ; V7 O: K3 t% Z' {: G
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. $ u& `; [) ~7 Z. o- n
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
# E' l8 Q, \9 E% }8 }   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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' X4 ]- O9 l# B- D9 e8 \& z( K   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.   Z. f. J7 r& O% G. ?' I) E; t
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 0 ~1 @" t; m5 [, T+ Z
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. $ B: `: I# _" a) x; w
  
& ?2 ~9 c0 I9 `+ s$ F  b  C6 Z/ S   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
( J- q: ~. n! N& R   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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5 Q0 L3 M- d& O: Q   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
% ]$ z9 Z& B. R0 s   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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) e% ~6 p) Z& j" x: c- w   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. & g- t! u! y# ~
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ' q, i% T  h* D! s5 N. a' R
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
5 g# ^" ?$ \+ }* |& F   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. & T; g& A) G2 b" g$ s! e
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ) t6 `- z& j; a; _7 u. b
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. " S; a" x- @" L* F; m8 C: o
  
1 S9 R- i: K/ T# R' x8 n# R5 Y   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
! `( G( ]. w& k   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. $ T* X; s5 N" o
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " * Q1 C. I0 {* C: g& ~* r% N
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. # \3 ]% z6 G3 S* ?
  
3 j; f0 q3 k5 l3 e. T   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 4 O* q7 r5 M* ^; q
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 4 J, j  Z+ J- B: i

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7 v( N+ m6 H* K2 b; U0 R   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. : E' z6 z( I  ^' ]6 B
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 " u0 j: L; H) N6 ^: J; w& O
  
0 l! O( A- p" ?   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ; L6 M. ]* D( j; J7 [
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ' I4 Z8 s$ k3 G' K
  
" k0 [1 P5 O/ D+ z1 W3 k   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 3 l. I2 r- G0 x9 Z) r
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.   \+ [+ I- g7 E2 h* f$ ~8 [
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ) s( Q2 N  c, X5 `) H
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

WONDERFUL!INSIGHTFUL!HILARIOUS!

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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