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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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. A+ k7 j) d+ j  t, Q' O   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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8 |) N4 I# t! V   One should love animals. They are so tasty. - I3 P0 c% ~9 }" b3 T: r8 E& _
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ( R) [6 \6 O% x8 B9 C
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. # Z( f4 s& i) Y+ H$ h9 M
  
2 \' ~: p3 h0 Q5 I& P: y# D: m   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. $ [# F) {8 H" B) V3 J1 \" }
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 2 Q! R$ z, o' Q3 b9 P
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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: F- b& o) |9 i   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
6 Z2 A' a4 ^5 H* ~4 F3 x   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.   a; m' V( S! P1 T% p: S6 y
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 1 _% b8 g# F2 g$ Z  o  o2 Z
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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! a% M9 e: F$ D: s0 m) O! k   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ u+ u7 |  j, u5 \0 X   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 5 u0 q  u. n8 q7 ?$ C
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  ?  `4 D2 f! }$ _$ F9 t   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 5 l' P1 T3 `( O* ]/ i2 i5 p3 W
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
. F7 d0 N. r9 ^6 U4 W   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. " m& B$ a, u% }. V: d' r
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ! S! F, r  b6 o! b
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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5 r5 j/ A; y$ w, y  N   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. " E+ c, E6 Y( N( e$ Q9 E
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ' X+ l6 U* v" p0 w
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
. g# f% x  A( c# T3 |8 j/ U   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. ) {# I+ a% V7 R' _4 r
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
- w% i' s7 G/ G8 c+ L' N: @   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ) `$ [. j" x/ q. Q
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 0 U( T7 \. y8 g3 _# W' H6 t
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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/ b$ p8 A, E* o% x6 m: g   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. + b& v# M9 u  e% b$ b. z( _
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 0 f4 z' i3 m$ F) k
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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