毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
( S- X3 f" r. _Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
1 w+ {+ }& o/ l$ ~Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
* D* ?& E& Y! k0 n$ K6 ?6 |5 jChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
4 Q7 g* d+ e( t9 F5 D; }7 dPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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( _9 v& D2 E8 C" a来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
. @# s" x) D' r. H毛：资本家还存在吗
1 o8 {" q; b$ f我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
3 W2 S* _7 G/ z0 u我们：他们自己解体了
  X+ I6 d9 X0 W3 e" R/ q毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
3 b. Z1 e( ^) P9 Q5 T% b我们：闹到美国去了