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9 U" \7 x0 A6 M3 C' U; w话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。+ _9 B6 q7 k, v
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?% _' t4 V w' |4 {. j! J( i) e5 @
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
2 \3 w4 s5 C3 i. \- b" @ TChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
# }7 R) z' n( R2 B5 V+ oPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now! J4 Y3 f- z/ G, V4 _
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?5 m- L ?- g4 _
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!1 }3 E5 ~4 C& e! m% V1 y. G/ b
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!7 Q+ `/ ^) ^6 k
People: They dissolved it themselves!2 O- u+ g9 Z& N
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
4 Y9 U: B: C& fPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
9 m; G/ [9 n# e3 d2 NChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
5 F/ v5 p3 @$ T+ y% } Npeople: It’s in America now!7 `4 }4 X3 y* D8 z# T
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, e9 e8 B7 c! o5 S1 u) G来个对照
# L0 T K9 J( w% E( R4 g: x毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗( A0 L2 N3 N- H" u+ B
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢2 x7 z! O' F2 Z! u; I; G% _* k
毛：资本家还存在吗
. ]5 o8 U. W0 W: E+ Z我们：生意都做到外国去了
* g) f I& K# O. [( {- Z" y) i2 a毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗" h. I% i4 G! {4 U p( _
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了) r4 I$ l7 D+ |3 a" ?! X; b
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗' k7 A% z/ @3 c$ k# N, W
我们：他们自己解体了
Q a1 }; b6 g2 m) K9 k毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
1 g8 Q$ m9 I7 I: B0 |我们：我们自己就是了! {1 H' \0 ^% Z4 Q6 u6 h, O4 n+ S
毛：那我的文革呐
+ ]2 a. L I/ W1 G$ D1 n我们：闹到美国去了 |
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