毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
# u* U. r0 v/ [% L/ qChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
, F9 j/ N$ \! g7 v1 GPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
2 e; |5 X9 b% `( O( P% p( pChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
) [- }7 Z8 V4 `2 v& t9 _1 F6 UPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
) a, k+ _% g9 o* f: x, `Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
7 g. ]0 f4 l, r& g; XChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
! ^. O0 v) Q% E1 t2 E: LChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
* M1 i; t" r5 r) o6 p7 @! R+ F( C5 DChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
& m" e& l4 H+ Z- a5 R, S8 I3 Opeople: It’s in America now!
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9 }8 X! R4 }) S; u8 G来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
9 ?8 v9 ^5 Y+ Z( x; z毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
$ c, W& E  d. Y$ v" |毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了