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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。+ V( E- {8 J V- U0 A( D" ?
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?- [# f1 W/ J ] a) `
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
- n( c: R) ~3 J$ ]/ b" [4 L/ PChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?+ { l: Q3 t- T5 x4 N
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
M& l; ]& ^0 z0 k& J5 i+ jChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?6 W5 N9 \& R+ M9 j$ D, _* h
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!6 h( r7 H2 V- L9 Y; W
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!# W& F& Z* S5 H* f. e) \8 Y
People: They dissolved it themselves!8 S1 s c* P) Y4 L. A! s
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?0 K% H# o" m2 S$ C0 Q2 e0 T e* {
People: We’re the imperialism now?% d6 p* u: a3 `
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution? f$ @8 _( w1 @1 L% Q2 E
people: It’s in America now!$ l( F, V8 h& @
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来个对照# ]3 }2 i: x5 [
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗; E9 F5 B1 W5 a- i) _
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
& A3 T, Z0 \, i8 [4 e% u毛：资本家还存在吗
2 i1 k5 W, I% P7 K- G我们：生意都做到外国去了
' Y' B" _: _3 T+ s& ]毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
9 C$ m1 H- F' A! U我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
$ I w" l1 M- e( R4 I% k毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗# X/ L0 U- x) A% z( r; \/ q' B
我们：他们自己解体了
) f F; f' r! s, C8 r3 [毛：帝国主义打倒了吗7 X! N0 ^; r8 L: Q$ G2 i, o: {
我们：我们自己就是了. s5 X7 `( s5 r2 \$ U& ], x
毛：那我的文革呐
! _3 s& ]4 \( F; M7 X; e( t我们：闹到美国去了 |
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