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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
( ?% T% K9 G* L. w# K& QChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?& p% r7 D; N W$ Z7 k7 _" J
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!. W2 D$ D& ]4 Q* n4 U. {
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?+ R s* B! W6 G3 _ D8 P
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!! n5 c7 B! x! _, j+ D1 \# A: c5 m
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
/ ?8 F9 G- Q2 U5 u% ?+ x1 }People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
0 m, A/ {9 ~9 ^8 \7 gChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism! t: a* L, V' p4 T& n
People: They dissolved it themselves!
5 H3 r _# @6 \ A6 {7 GChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?2 |/ G2 _( S* v7 p4 v
People: We’re the imperialism now?* S+ N+ ?7 y B
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
; n5 |! y& g- ~% y2 hpeople: It’s in America now!2 ~+ L/ {* \) ?
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, a' o& l$ }& J来个对照% j* N# j4 R* @8 {: p
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗# C& M$ S$ L2 q% q6 l* T
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢4 ]+ V, y3 p' n" A1 Q- K6 Q& l
毛：资本家还存在吗+ K: k8 ^4 w9 F+ l+ @
我们：生意都做到外国去了
* F# |3 T( j' h0 U2 {/ g毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗; q8 M$ C% |9 I1 o
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了; y3 ~8 F- l, P0 x' X
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗$ \" V- x! T, ]
我们：他们自己解体了
9 B' n/ I, ?! T9 F, o* b! e毛：帝国主义打倒了吗/ m& `* V9 }4 f+ G# Z
我们：我们自己就是了
5 K* p0 ?1 C( U2 i8 @3 F毛：那我的文革呐
3 A! U6 W, [! k9 K- C. v: Z我们：闹到美国去了 |
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