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1 V+ k# f$ A8 |* v! _话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。* O" u: ~" `7 a. \- b
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
' Q7 K( R+ i7 M7 ~2 FPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
' v5 @. X& K$ H5 y* ?) cChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
/ v( O4 ?& ?, {# o2 N' O' NPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now! m, m& o9 ]1 q' Z
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?9 ^1 ]/ N) O8 |2 G4 Z
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!5 }" N: @; m8 H- F
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
" ?! R' c5 a+ ~6 @2 B& U3 o, j! mPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
4 O1 Y$ M+ S& N5 f' L6 EChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
7 W' K& t2 C% S9 }* P" c3 c: cPeople: We’re the imperialism now?& V, R" X+ K( |5 G: D
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?& r G2 d$ k p; O. o% n6 K8 ~" B
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照. B Z+ X3 g/ G- x% k1 k
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗$ w1 p/ L/ A+ g' p) p0 G- p( Q; Y7 b
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢+ O# F9 I0 E' u, h( [
毛：资本家还存在吗
; N) f* ~( Y, E" n6 @) _' [我们：生意都做到外国去了
' o- s, s6 z, u- X- M3 _毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗) S S5 W% d+ q) K" N$ p4 l
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了% p1 z6 R5 H( K) ]/ N0 \$ Y
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗$ @/ w+ z4 o* [2 b
我们：他们自己解体了
3 _, l7 F' A1 q) I% k6 q% e毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
! G/ O$ j, N* q' G4 o我们：我们自己就是了% b, `$ p8 C& S2 t% A9 e: t5 m
毛：那我的文革呐1 G$ S7 f5 M9 ~2 Z6 @
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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