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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。6 a1 \3 m" j7 n$ R% j$ R7 A
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?9 ^) k) x, G# ?" m6 J2 \
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 5 y4 Y( H0 k- a% z7 I. y8 x$ U
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
[5 _. ~: }2 y3 l4 @& dConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
c3 C+ \, e* M) `Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 8 `$ o# A. N% I7 v5 C. Y0 ?, n
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
0 T" H! B) ?; o( m9 X, KConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
; i( t. X5 }* p4 {. b1 N) B# wConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night - } H4 \0 m. a5 d V
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it ; j1 r4 U/ X% n, a
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 4 N: L5 C/ Y% b# [9 H5 z3 S
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
7 h. W+ b5 H: a3 aConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
9 k: M( N0 n5 s# f1 o0 |/ dConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 2 q4 X/ D# U' _ p2 A" f4 _
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ) m' |3 i" Q2 t4 r2 L
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
* _: e. M# ]+ f% h& T# ]' \$ H& jConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
3 N( h. o$ K8 x6 GConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ) A: _ x+ I( t8 D" m8 @2 ]" c9 c
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
8 q( x6 V+ z4 j/ tConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 9 f# H3 M: i4 | e+ U- s; v) `
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist - Z; l# P! Z: F* Z
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
2 F. y$ s& a7 T; E% |: _Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ) [! g" j. `. [4 y( {- t, m
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
% D: j; d& `5 e4 B& cConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
" |7 ^0 x2 u2 r3 r; L- KConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
, h! J# X$ Q b4 H W0 o- BConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
8 W0 V" o% e! W* y5 X# GConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
5 s1 L l5 h% P' {8 k0 rConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
+ f$ S% ?1 b7 a# y) IConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 4 \; Z* {; Z1 B, y, q% J; J/ l. J+ y
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
3 c1 L& R3 b- G/ [% F' w) I1 S/ vConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand ) R2 N! C; c$ u! B1 y
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
1 z$ e! {3 U% L+ S" oConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
/ e( x0 d! U/ VConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
/ E3 O; f" g# `3 `# r) B9 a% G$ MConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
1 T) M, g+ l$ [9 E) K) o: \4 Y( g: [Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 5 Z% |7 B6 W! V; M/ k$ F+ ]. J
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face s6 `; F6 A6 r! l/ H+ f
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ' e2 t! x% G9 L I5 T2 T
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
L, @' u9 m8 r2 J$ Y( w* TConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
( d0 y, Z) D* ?2 nConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
6 z$ A- K! ]# fConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 0 @4 D7 g0 P$ e1 I
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 2 `- g; o* k' ]" P. B7 {
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
" F+ n5 ]3 N- l2 S3 YConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 4 u$ ^) J* H/ d5 y# g+ `
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
2 H% H0 n: h3 KConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 1 M; Z0 T) T7 a2 Y( C1 v& ~" d
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
# g4 I6 a( @, S8 H' Y* BConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag " |" e* x/ n0 L* a, b9 D
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
3 ]+ {6 V' ~ {' VConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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