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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
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Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 6 m+ O( d# ?3 A+ ^
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
) t5 A7 l; q; l* dConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk ) v4 ^- Z( ?) L- }3 D
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 5 m/ l9 P& i( @! F+ F( N; f
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
% ~4 ]0 G; P7 F0 p8 ~Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ; J7 G) O; k' X9 J; {: ~' d& ^
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night ! ?# h! p; ]) {8 d( {/ ]- j3 B
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 2 G1 H0 j9 Z9 c+ J% s) x3 K1 P
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
/ Y# T7 m" J" h! \5 j! XConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 1 b4 X; B' w; z( [1 ?5 Y
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly ' b7 C q# n: I: k
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
& r; @) J/ b* e: M: ]Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long % d7 ~6 p* u0 Z' P$ F6 h2 _
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 5 V7 u% C2 J! ~# |
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent - \" I9 B* O, ^4 B+ e: b( w4 ~
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts ! K* W5 o) ]4 H8 [+ G; f+ z
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 4 m( {4 N2 u$ h' P2 l- h9 q
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 3 V+ B( c q4 q
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
' H7 {# W7 P: N: ]. f4 LConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
6 u+ M' j( M2 G" gConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
8 N5 A4 l- ^" U& a2 m5 g( \* W# `8 XConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck % {# i& [( w4 L1 P
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot , I- n8 q. K2 D6 W
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
/ L! g7 H. }( U; ~Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 4 D; r& L. _- r: n# Z
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy $ W& z' |6 m/ H
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
2 h" u7 A- ~" Z% p0 Y8 b. w( H) f; ?Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean 6 T& ]* ?9 j" {9 D u9 S
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
% H0 t1 y( E" kConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
( ~4 p; a0 ~7 X. r7 _/ m$ m3 A: l, C5 HConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab # ~8 x# D( i+ V" o$ _5 K
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 5 T& n3 `4 g* W' f; ^; z7 t
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
1 ^: r/ `( ?$ g: ]" E/ ^7 a: }Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
7 s2 K, N- c2 m8 }# V8 MConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
4 [+ \5 W/ v9 C# b+ O% \Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
- F4 S2 P) Y% l0 Q9 Y+ FConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 0 \& w: ]) Q E3 Y: w( C0 e0 y
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 3 H- o3 ~7 R& o* s
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 7 B6 l3 |1 Q+ o0 W' n
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion + }5 i- b5 @- r# u" K0 Y
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
4 D+ A' @) p+ D6 pConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ' H5 E( f- ]0 n7 J! l: V
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ * Z0 V6 y+ ~4 @& @
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
( H9 i$ p. v9 S3 u* q+ H, ^Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground ( J# h2 P( y$ T+ F$ D& R5 t3 Z0 S
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
7 x. K2 n" k. o& iConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
! y5 |; s: j7 j/ o% |9 K' c. BConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 6 f8 K% r; }' P3 i1 v4 l2 f/ J0 {
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face + ` Q5 X* t1 @2 p
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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