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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
6 r) X( q: I) i, O( D4 G2 E. a7 |孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
1 j& Z$ N7 {8 B: e' T8 Z, _; b; \7 W3 I$ gConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone ' ] |' @6 T$ w2 k/ r5 \
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
; c! t/ O+ G AConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 6 I3 J' M: x. Z6 P. n3 D
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
0 }+ W, @- G6 c8 ^, W0 `Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left : i K( N) L- }; k, s
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house j7 B8 Q J& b& J @1 ^
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
& R; Y/ q. z* qConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
- Z2 r! x( B2 @) ^# N+ LConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants - y1 o6 c) w. j
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 3 P$ k" |* D9 m
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly ! N) v! _* B3 T, `# J
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
( _% k% ^2 j+ P+ gConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
9 N" G, V# s! l5 d2 _% Q% @' ]Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week . T( ]- K% _3 e6 f% \
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
* r5 P# M% N" G5 F! gConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
3 |: z8 v. b2 ]' l. FConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired 7 j2 h) M- C8 U+ O: h l+ ?& E
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted * S! _% k- @4 o0 F
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
' r* ]# x, }0 F5 c9 s% V% x6 hConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
! `- _- R9 w0 U; [Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
6 u8 z$ h5 d3 u9 x: J' K$ A/ GConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck & J U2 F# ?. I& g2 F6 I) o9 T
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
+ o" l" d& z! k& \# NConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 6 X& a. q1 |1 ]9 S
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 5 m& L0 z' A1 k( i! X. B2 b" {
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
6 l4 P5 q, d* d! pConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
5 q7 n5 O: h# U. e M( qConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean * q v& k7 A9 L h
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
}: K' l- N9 XConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
; d: Y+ @# m: o( M8 {! HConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab * M5 {4 s8 x! v' s. R
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better % l& T# P2 r$ j$ E4 D
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
% O- l7 \1 s9 i! c0 L8 d+ iConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
- e' w2 _( p. H- H+ S A) KConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ^/ r6 E9 } q7 q B
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
2 g, f* w+ h2 P* N6 QConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ) G. M4 \9 u) z) Y A5 q9 H
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 6 S( h; v, w& f& J5 {) h4 g- V
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ; L4 `+ g5 p# R1 f7 _6 K
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion " }; v4 _* ~; {8 J' h
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic ; N' F" H- ^4 ^& M
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 4 J" D5 [- p9 b# {
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
- U" `, j$ G$ k Z' |% R* cConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit & L( Z+ }% g' r5 b4 s2 X( J, f
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
/ K% R' ~$ R/ R8 XConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 6 @! T: o, u7 m2 r
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth ) C) O9 Y7 F1 \* W0 R
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag & A' T4 W; u* o% o& Z2 l6 Z
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 2 @8 T" _: I/ ~3 {* U9 M# Y1 X# X
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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