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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。/ u+ t1 K: O8 Q7 e D$ C, ]
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?( H" ~3 }8 @8 D
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone ) E9 v$ w; A) Y3 D
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around ) e. c9 ?# j4 I
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk - d5 Y9 Z# C8 F8 f) K2 e8 k
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
% t9 l2 P4 q- _' JConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
. {- {+ ?2 m i( ?+ B1 ]Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
9 K! ?! D$ O0 K' F: R/ P, yConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night ; f- ^& j' b* K: l3 D
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 8 ~) [, K) O& W, C% U
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants i. j" C& U' r3 Z' o
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ! ]9 i- }+ |6 o
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 8 I* b W& E; O7 h$ T* }/ M4 Q
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
2 @2 \: a, J: D$ w# }* b }4 {( aConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 3 g, h j X# E% q
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
* Y6 T/ A) Y1 X3 I5 a, JConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 6 _: B( _3 _* r+ G
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 3 F3 u) e: Y S) V- E
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
4 H# X# ]# W: h" F NConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 5 i' @4 e& J+ U& W! A( d
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
$ W: W0 }; A, S$ J- `Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
# o$ N5 X8 K5 [9 }1 u0 QConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 0 }- g V* W& D2 Q9 g& V
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 8 }1 x* g) {& G( x e/ ~: M
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
& u! N( I. T! x: I7 [' b8 _4 w& ?Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy ! S' ^: `$ V1 \4 i8 [
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
7 k2 b }# R0 a8 _7 e: O b1 c2 GConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ' D$ \# h7 G+ z" [: {6 {
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people ' S3 {5 Y" E4 z6 c
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
$ B( C6 Q7 w: J/ N% y AConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
: X* a& s/ p0 J5 @. |- W, ~Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
" n. W. ^0 j1 K5 [# EConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
' _: S/ O t8 SConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 3 X) [. A8 x7 u+ l7 B$ I
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
1 G" ^5 a* S* }6 WConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
' a9 i& d4 [7 w; vConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
4 T8 s l$ H' e( k0 j- H4 ^Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
1 U5 r( `1 w7 o1 GConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot . g* E$ o% D6 v* `
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
0 W+ B) t/ p$ z3 ?/ fConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
9 E; h5 l" }9 _7 b1 sConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
. b7 p" j4 U% fConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 1 K+ b" O. U5 K
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny & B8 K* I/ ]6 f0 ~' K
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 8 G0 F& _- V% E* A$ T# k5 K( i
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit : y1 I9 T- v- P+ e: G* Q1 F/ n( h3 c( f
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
7 T& k( Z9 u9 w- x& p, H5 v+ ]Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
* w. i6 z: L% X. v! N4 LConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
+ S/ r- Y" F4 g3 G& o/ ^Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag / m+ a& K) o* K# v8 v& G# T
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
5 Y: Y& L1 u3 ]- yConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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