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孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
8 c w h0 L% _! C" n" X& `Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 5 ?% g5 j4 y3 J" _
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
+ ?3 C7 @- |4 Q6 IConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 4 y1 T, r. a+ `: K
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 8 a* f K) d+ {" O5 {6 T* F: e
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 2 L1 C* }4 i0 d: S
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
: D9 _/ `4 M7 R2 GConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
$ e$ r3 h% `0 ]. ^' J% \Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 1 ^7 n. [' s/ X5 }2 X! i
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 2 F- q8 o) }. k6 d2 x
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
! o' }6 i/ w' F$ u. P6 |- rConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 8 P1 Z2 r1 u: d7 U4 H T* Y# a
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
( G: x/ x. t! M7 e& D1 [; D1 F- \Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
0 l. K; g' y b/ ^0 ?Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week - [3 Y- v O9 `+ |- z
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ( ?, }) O0 b* \- v
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
- B3 _% U. r0 n3 NConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired $ ^& e9 k# K0 l% l
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
; g: S6 S0 w) r( M8 x9 F2 \Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 8 W. ~- \. ]( c: {6 O
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level . x9 L- x) S. P y# a- ~$ G
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
: l: g; ^- r0 @" Y) EConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck . I) H; o% R* z7 d" C
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
" y1 ~. D7 K+ hConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy & M+ U! c0 ~' a! u6 ~* ^
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 8 l( L/ h1 L7 v6 d$ W
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
) q7 t: ]1 a3 s( Y+ NConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
5 x4 v+ m3 \' ]7 d: HConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
+ R! V4 B: l) x" u( X) _9 C2 @Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
6 z) e' u9 H) ?# Q4 tConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
3 b3 G( [8 v& q* P- V3 X- T+ _Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
1 ~. T# O* E% z1 YConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
2 c/ [6 Z6 \6 H* QConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
) s* h2 L* b7 |% p5 TConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
2 \) c k' A$ V& r+ I! p$ jConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 5 m! C( r2 b) Z4 t, t+ n
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
# p R4 \8 w3 bConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
5 d: I6 p" C* A4 ~% l8 S2 sConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew * @' `7 o. P+ g
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up % v0 m, ]8 X3 K! c9 R
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 8 U8 U% L, w* D/ H
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic & W7 ]; Y6 D1 |& p
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny , ^( V I; H& e, P, u& ^8 U) d2 t
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
6 U4 F z/ g& N5 t$ ~Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit * A% j: J* j @" ~3 d
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground & ]0 h; c! N: t' k! A
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
- G5 h/ G f6 y0 M. S XConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth ! f; |! I! S6 T5 w
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
: X, N# d+ j y, X: oConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 1 J8 |: p# S( g! i) |4 [. i* g
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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