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* z. c: s' v# i. b. I) l I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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. d3 x9 `6 v7 G" L; r3 c6 Z' C' ~ A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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2 x6 M8 G5 A9 x5 p% I Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.8 n0 _: Q6 p& c0 l
. K, ~: u9 ^1 ^- |. I Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.* n' \$ t6 Z$ }4 }; |' u p
8 {! V G# E% [' w2 q "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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0 G8 x* a% N& t$ H s" I; J What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?- Q& V8 W- p* {1 Q" t
7 ]: q9 B+ f3 Z4 W2 ]' V4 t# |7 `7 V "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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; i: u. u* n: _$ T g$ P What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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I* n/ J3 E* Y1 O+ c4 q "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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~. ^7 L1 i. d$ P# b$ ` What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?3 W* b7 c. T- T. E4 P
- |# h& |) _; k# F4 U On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.": m# P( ~) \9 R* O7 d
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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$ Y! p$ z* G9 p8 D8 g) {- z0 ^8 w3 T "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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