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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!; s, k ^# o t& N8 M
; m9 }+ C: w% ?; Z" v% x& o A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!5 m" P8 O9 B) |: E# Z
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!/ x ?7 z8 X: n6 z; m" x: g- p7 Y
; T/ o2 `# N4 {8 c/ c7 j# q A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea./ Y- A; Z; p" g) I) y
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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& I% a4 U( E1 d2 |: d' C, Y0 ^% ]0 k" C/ d Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.6 p: @/ l. k0 }4 f* c
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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h) i1 Y; t4 K, z7 _- h% V3 z "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?5 A$ g0 _8 k/ B! u: a
2 D1 h, N/ K3 d S "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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6 `; i4 a. s* }$ W6 B! |9 X- p x What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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9 q( W$ s$ o% m7 `- ? "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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3 ? X( ^' [: g1 [" D, N" e What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."( g& p% b3 `/ W( B% i9 ^1 c
m+ z5 h' m* I$ W "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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