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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!9 `# H6 q2 m# B
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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# s+ Q1 v1 k9 `9 _) T5 V8 R, o9 \ A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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, b' N J; T( n) J5 E Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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( D" y6 A# v4 `8 ^+ E Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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, o3 Y5 c' g0 y1 u. C "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?4 y% H2 T8 y' p( U
& U% s e/ ~) N "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?4 j( I. n# L" Y5 K5 T8 J6 V
' T; O! I9 @& _, l. j0 [7 U "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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$ O D% T, t8 E) F9 {, R "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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