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4 S5 J+ U' {& s& S0 O I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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1 [# h, g: f, ` a& ^- T A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!+ K: j6 l% l) x
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!4 M9 l9 f) S. r( X! f2 L
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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# J! S9 H: f# E2 l/ `1 H So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"7 [. [% Z" o: F& A5 {
6 Q X5 M: t2 S; j4 u. O7 d Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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6 O5 A, [( K) i8 w8 L# H "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."5 g, Q1 B' N& D# z# r- c
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.% B5 w* {+ L: Y3 Y) ?9 @: w
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?& O! A5 ]9 s, M1 A
& ^7 Z; @, _9 ]# s "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?": b5 J- J3 m7 g& p/ i+ d+ M" D
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?2 v1 |/ ]% K3 E* x( ~9 N
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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% m% P) k: h. j: q; P On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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' X! z7 Q9 d. E4 t' e; q0 `5 R- J Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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