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% n) S2 ~- z3 c- X4 q I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves! u; Y! c7 O" X% @8 x3 c
3 I$ c( S3 P! @1 e& n. I( u I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." + j, h" Q: v" N0 z* Z. H
2 W* X5 |) d* x# U! | Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.; M1 J# ]" k: J% `- @; {
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.4 i0 K# K- j, J) ~5 r
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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+ v |, P0 E) X( S1 ` "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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+ N! r/ y- o" G5 X5 m; ] What? Cemetery? What a place is that?# g% ~: A6 Y5 i% i
3 r( L m! b, G "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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" D0 g( S$ |9 I" N On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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4 W; D0 y7 F; { Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."0 x" m u& |) n/ S: i2 ?+ L% ~. }$ N
* Q1 N0 k8 t0 C `5 m "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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