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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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) n: `) E/ f- V' S! g' H" W) [" w Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.6 l. j; p$ X% H! T. \
* Z( r4 i5 ^) M. h1 F" ^$ }9 S "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.": @5 [, a) {( m# K$ n0 m, [. J' ?
' D6 E1 H! @) k. J" r "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?- [" N6 J+ x6 A- C2 B& p
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"9 ?) J! X: k4 Q* j1 J
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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, M8 j B3 P& T6 \, E What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?' s/ g9 K0 k* ]( k$ c# k
/ }5 y% P+ O% \, C N On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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! T) c( \) U- u* ?/ O4 J# N& p6 w( K3 R Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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