爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
& b7 P0 O# T! m习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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& S4 d" p% t3 }% D9 x0 b2 A( s4 W3 |教之道：The way of learning it
/ l* K8 s5 W/ v% H+ ?6 B贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

) X5 J# O$ ]* a' H! I- u" G2 y昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
& {: ]4 `( H9 F# x" z8 ~* b断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
  m/ I4 {7 J' o5 \- e有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
- y: l- s( R- ?$ T' `0 h9 D6 q教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

7 t/ _* j2 j  R; e* z养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
. O. ^: z" x/ L  q教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
' r% n$ v' E) G+ }5 x. R7 C% i非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' z: p; Q) {( b0 S2 R6 h幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% {, s: N; U: {* s不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) o! i' q9 W* P人不学 If you don't learn sex,
- M/ n( {% d( P不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
* }& {  B* V, K8 ]8 QFaint!!!!!!!!!!!