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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. " H2 Z! R# j* c9 I  O
性本善:Sex is good.
" ^. ?" K* Z  E) g; S" P3 h8 u性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 R. B, w1 t- d
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) s! }0 d  c) N) J+ k
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
8 R9 l- J: i7 G# j1 |6 u2 I: k性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ; Z( w3 {; [% ^! V9 G; q
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: q7 Y6 E( T+ Z, ^7 u教之道:The way of learning it + M8 i4 a; J' b, {/ r9 R9 t8 {
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. + J5 j( |5 Y* D) D, w

0 ]$ T0 H& D8 a% j+ b. ^4 j8 ]昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& K: ?! o0 z+ ^9 G$ [择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ d) Z2 h1 `+ c: B) O2 g子不学:If you don't study hard, ( u3 q" A  Z+ S5 D& s- G( m* |
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) z" k- L# O0 D. ?1 M

) A5 F1 a: f7 E$ [% h/ c窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
9 Q% L. `# t1 _! b有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 G/ e; W: \4 q3 {- w# e
教五子 All his five son took it
' s$ w3 q# [# j名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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7 B, q) l$ `1 H2 J+ t. l/ i" m1 E养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, - ]/ {6 S( X) v% W5 X5 ]
父之过 It is all your fault.
, r6 Y" L  C& E* v教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, : G3 N$ v6 \6 G% N8 a6 p
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 v) w9 C: P$ R& i4 x0 g

; a5 F4 k6 Q0 @7 u. S$ v" u$ a0 b; a$ a子不学 You may refuse to study this 9 f. w* ]5 ?. r( ], P, X* r6 f! G
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
4 N+ M' N$ x* k幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
& K4 R0 _9 h2 E3 u老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 8 ?5 y1 g6 A; l0 r, d
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
. u+ p4 t* ^4 s# m; y不成器 It won't become hard and strong. + u3 F" c* ~) E, L3 Z
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 6 ^% D% ~; o' J/ z- u
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!( o. W* x6 o0 {% d
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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