爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
$ O- r0 `6 B- F' _& @性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
6 h1 [) P7 |3 J( j0 ?3 @性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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$ b* L  D) k7 a5 e, W1 R1 X教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

" ^1 O0 N6 p! d8 q# O昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
) F. o% c( B9 @: t, k断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 o8 T; C/ f4 u' P教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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* b0 I% s% D1 n% x' J) j9 h# Q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 X3 z2 m9 q9 v父之过 It is all your fault.
4 q; [$ N0 l$ {3 N. a4 O教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ a8 a4 T! }9 E; s师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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: @, O2 n# C/ K/ m子不学 You may refuse to study this
' x3 ]; Q0 P) l& z9 O) z8 I非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* S8 I/ d. e) `幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
0 D$ F) U4 A+ A7 o不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- g7 S2 v% L0 [5 }+ |人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
# r) Z$ u) [+ [6 `3 jFaint!!!!!!!!!!!