爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ [0 k1 I1 X( o) h苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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. O! M: ]8 _* _/ I" M4 A: a  [. v教之道：The way of learning it
* m; [7 G  C; e' i4 x贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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  g: {6 C9 _" Y: |. H昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% d( \# {2 p) ~  Z/ F择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

+ N" j8 b: }* @# I6 E子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
  k3 g; n5 ^1 r. t名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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4 ?  C0 a; m5 o" B养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
# G* R: y4 R& `父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! l+ w5 ~2 Q( b) G1 R& A子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% P/ {8 l* L$ h0 y' O3 ?老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

, a* I, e% H  |- S& @; E$ D玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
0 U. [3 f6 n5 A: a% Z. q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!