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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. % J$ K, L& v$ O
性本善:Sex is good.   R+ Z) |+ S6 [  j" U; S( H
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 s# `" O- H/ E$ R1 a
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) X% J3 b+ m" r! h苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ; }# C& m9 m. j4 t
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 5 {7 u/ Y% a: K5 e2 w
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 A0 x+ U" n" i6 w$ S' s; C! o择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ; y( l4 t/ c) j+ q5 [% _4 p9 X
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
. T1 S! D0 S' ^6 z断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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, n8 z3 U% C0 v- h* L( D* X3 p窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ! |! x2 D' `! v! a+ S) m
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 Y3 E( T" H% x1 |8 L9 x教五子 All his five son took it
4 y, E! l" N# J- Z名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 1 f; o8 g! s5 [% n1 M$ i
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, + A/ A1 Q) m+ F6 e0 K
父之过 It is all your fault. ' ^. L* q8 ~1 k3 c  j# j1 z
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 4 N6 X* C+ p, h0 N. _: E
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. `, S! C" |- s子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 t2 ]1 w; k( s# h. B非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# d& Z' B0 ]* d) N) T( G幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, * A1 g. h' ]% L5 B" J  \
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ; x, w; a7 A: Q

9 ~$ L. G% L0 I6 j9 V玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
. ]! V- C1 H' ?, \6 O" l- M不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ Y% u; o% C0 I6 f! O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 P  [# @% j! K" Z! |6 x# T  p不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!2 l" _3 l( b" v$ R. N3 ?& I
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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