酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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4 ~: e) m7 o" r# u  B" P1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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4 S/ |1 P& G( e/ ~2. Always toast before doing a shot.


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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


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" [: C$ x, W2 |7 r8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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3 [* G6 n% }" T9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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; X* @  v5 C+ ^- D& {: J3 i11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


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2 u0 h- R3 y. V0 n& X- x# ^; p13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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$ d: l- d: |% m  Q6 I16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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# f7 {! W  Z% T25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.