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: I6 C5 h; @5 k' L- d1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.' v0 u4 X7 A& }4 c+ W; K, v0 N
! o7 q+ A- _& }% G* j2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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& b4 a5 _0 B" c" s5 m3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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, F# _9 a* W$ q3 U' u4 u6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.* p8 d# n% ~8 ?) u
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.1 b9 ~/ O7 s" K% x1 s% R
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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4 _' e7 Q* O% T T6 W9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.0 V) w' n' ^+ b8 q- x, J
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.8 T. Y* {5 Q/ E% T! S: `) j# j
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2 M0 O! v8 Z7 a. O, A. F/ B$ @- D11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.) M: V- C6 j! W) C' V
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^" h5 { g( u( d" G/ J1 `+ l" X12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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8 I& i. I3 j6 V' Y/ l' u" v15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.& y0 h- [. Y8 u4 c& Y, P. X
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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: A& p# i0 j! ]# ~- U17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.# g9 p- S \1 e: y& ~
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.3 ^3 U! k G# y: }) f1 K
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.( h( K% G) v7 ?% n
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.7 H' t' e q- F4 N5 n$ Z
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.5 [: p" X' D1 z* l8 h1 P q( Y
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) @: _8 n$ _# X( ~5 q24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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" X2 G* I ]& W* T! r25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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