酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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( o) w3 i4 i/ x! s+ L5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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' }+ r$ ^2 \; D- s' @6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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; Q$ B3 s" j; {7 l. r" L4 U# [  u7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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7 m4 Y  c+ w. @' q3 J+ M9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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/ y$ N$ U1 R! U3 g6 o10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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. s: W) n" Y+ c8 `2 X; r11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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$ d; X5 h8 |" r( y8 M15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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  H8 C3 F1 q( ]3 R3 _' j16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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* u& i# |/ @% t. s, I18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


2 r9 C9 y- ]* z7 j( b20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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- E4 J; W. H9 n22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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: p& T! p2 i& G23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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2 d. F4 t0 h6 z$ x4 [' J# F% n25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.