酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


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2. Always toast before doing a shot.


/ W- Z9 T( a, H+ B0 n3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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. I  I8 R, |- w8 S9 J4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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# {/ ]& N- H1 b5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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- z( M' V! G% O4 q8 N6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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- q2 {  S4 o) c+ T9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


& ]! x; h" f% O5 V6 P* T0 w) H10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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+ `9 |: V7 z; T  g- {11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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8 ~' I  c: I- l! ~  N' D. {13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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( s8 b' }9 `- J" T3 V15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


/ g1 g7 x: y4 M- J6 R2 m0 t17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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' ~# j  u& y$ f' K18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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7 L: E  v+ `9 h/ ~( {$ p3 U& P19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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5 T0 P$ }" L# w5 }- C5 }: v24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.