酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

* _4 q2 V$ ?, N  y2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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1 @, V. M8 L: b+ L3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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2 N3 ?/ z! H9 O3 K4 i4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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2 e+ A, c& x) f* k. a* A  Z7 s5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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  y( E7 l2 l$ e; _" d7 D% a7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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% h! \) c6 R. M- i3 k$ H12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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4 i6 r' p3 N, \( G0 @, g13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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+ \$ f; b+ O1 T$ Z14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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4 ^, q! t/ |+ F6 y15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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% Y7 g# z. T2 j5 z& X3 K16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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7 T& \: I: h+ j! M17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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$ h, L, N. F7 m% a$ v3 X: O20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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9 Y$ E$ |4 u: k. y21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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$ u, C" u' W1 X$ a: j* P( H8 f& `1 q+ n22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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. ]7 D* T  m( M% M3 h* u. x9 K23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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: W# r1 ?5 r6 D  \; Q* t$ E25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.