酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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) C$ ?* p# n( l+ U/ i1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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, l/ Y2 o7 X% z2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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2 G3 n! N( f6 K3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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3 U0 _5 i7 T+ ?4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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1 |; \0 i3 N! J1 @, ~% r, @2 d8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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8 V* N! C, C3 D2 j3 z12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


) [: ^: ]7 j& d& H( N5 Y0 X13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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9 w0 O* K% `! g: m14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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; b6 ~6 I2 l/ s15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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: _8 z- _5 w  @" w0 I24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.