酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

1 j" \) q$ k$ x& B2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


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: l" E, }* p; {$ G) A" f. ~! ^5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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  `  k: j! t4 r6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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6 C7 S& V6 k: B# t- {5 j- h- _4 M- l9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


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% l0 V0 g, P  x; b12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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3 L& X/ {3 ^6 v; N8 k2 ^' ~# v14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


5 A# V+ e* P, }7 U) m' l# J: m! q. c  z15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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" [/ J+ P9 K0 L' j0 e0 X$ C: X! ^4 S18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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7 H: ?/ z0 _) @/ u; ?; c6 m22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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% @4 d' J) \1 G) D$ H24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.