请教英语

kazaa

我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

1 A2 l  s# ]1 M0 n) z8 E% ^2 \我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。

Something like:

# X" A: q- q# \% L1 \8 v( _          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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$ X  \) a7 G9 b% [          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

+ i! f) `+ O/ d          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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  b% u) L& P3 j3 I% [“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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- \" _4 J/ `" f  p( Y“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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8 K5 D9 O. w3 S2 I“Would Jesus park like this?”

/ Q  T& H5 V/ m" }) y% Q' S2 e  W“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

* w+ Q- ?" h: b( m“Chuck Norris d ...

2 A/ P" C) m4 K' f: Z$ T我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：

“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

3 {: |0 k; K+ L( P这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
7 y6 b( m& o0 S1 D$ I1 Y我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
, N* G; i* h3 f% \Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
( w9 f6 e0 p% K) q8 u* WThis one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!