请教英语

kazaa

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1 o# g' `) d# D# w9 [0 q2 f0 o" _我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。

: H4 q4 e. p0 k, bSomething like:
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          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

- h; U! d% a1 {7 q5 ^. K3 c          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

9 z. I3 Y$ Q0 A2 J“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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7 Y* D4 p% a4 G" y! ^“Would Jesus park like this?”

+ h; t5 g( }! ^+ g  I“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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* q8 [1 y. b2 q3 O% _  L- s“Chuck Norris d ...

我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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8 G2 O" _6 L) B& w' L“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

3 u4 W4 ^2 |- `! m) X7 v6 N这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
) r+ V+ f) F5 n+ k我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
* S/ J' a1 N  c. a3 sThis one is for #3's:
1 t4 }0 |* T: @9 h4 h; h$ F3 IGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

' {- R8 s6 Z. m女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!