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鲜花(57) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2014-9-23 09:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
本帖最后由 kazaa 于 2014-9-23 11:08 编辑
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我有时在某路边停车,那里是免费停车,那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前,靠近后面/前面的车,以致前后留的空非常大,经常是大半个车位,所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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& i) g) |8 ~, k! Y% s那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车,她出来的时候,我劝告她不应该这样停车,她竟然说大家都这样停,我当时就告诉她,别人那样停,不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她,这里是加拿大,不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。2 a' v. K5 `+ @* Y4 r) k: z
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我想打印个传单,在那些留空太大的车上留份传单,提醒她/他。希望言简意骇,请大家帮我出主意。  {" O' M" W5 J# j8 o  ]2 b' b% }

" [* c/ y' J- u% x$ O+ [7 ]Something like:, o) Q. a& ^' n1 t/ c) K+ p9 Y* F# S. C

+ p4 T3 x  n0 U6 H" L' `          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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* M9 R0 y+ v' D. N: u          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.
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          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.0 e# k. t$ \, h4 s) _9 l. K
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谢谢
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发表于 2014-9-23 09:45 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(215) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2014-9-23 09:58 | 显示全部楼层
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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  G7 r! S! f) ?1 Y7 n7 Z“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”& Y1 m+ ^0 o$ e/ i8 J) S
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“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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“Would Jesus park like this?”8 N- I* a3 I% I& h$ D# s5 Z: \
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“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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鲜花(57) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2014-9-23 10:13 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58 9 l+ O# L7 z, w4 I+ U0 y
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:( w* ]2 i5 i! _0 L5 o
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“Chuck Norris d ...

+ ]! D( B5 l! K我觉得,你的幽默很好,我考虑加上,但着只会对加拿大本地人有用,对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上:9 I( G( n' O# E

( i6 C% N! ^7 p3 p* V* y. Q, D“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”
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2 d" H: _) q6 C- [3 t: I. Y$ P这可能对印度人很有效,但我不肯定是否违法,我本人不会去毁别人的车,但别人可能,我是提醒。
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鲜花(257) 鸡蛋(21)
发表于 2014-9-23 10:39 | 显示全部楼层
Leave more space to the following, please.
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发表于 2014-9-23 12:57 | 显示全部楼层
很好啊写的!
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发表于 2014-9-23 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13 4 B3 n/ i9 {& v! b, D3 [& C/ [
我觉得,你的幽默很好,我考虑加上,但着只会对加拿大本地人有用,对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上:
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This one is for #3's:, O, t8 c: z0 i7 J: d. Q& w& V% J
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...
鲜花(57) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2014-9-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
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Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

: i& i- q7 u, U女阿三直接报警,我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。
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发表于 2014-9-23 15:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i am a tire kicker!
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