美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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: B# s+ Y# i5 hAll men are animals, some just make better pets.

男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。
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+ u" v" {& i. \# I$ yIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

" o& Y& t- ^5 s/ F. l6 l* H- cSome people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。