美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

: Z$ T6 z: D5 _争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够

) A- h- s1 K# Y& M/ m' S3 P  D1 R4 @( Tbe nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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: R3 U/ _, Q' X+ `4 j- F, N# d对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。
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+ C1 V; n& l0 F0 Q7 QAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

9 G6 u" e  U! v1 X2 ^" X7 {- C记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。

Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。
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All men are animals, some just make better pets.

男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

# b. |  }, e- v  J1 o6 y) g. mIf you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?

如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

7 `& |6 t& ^1 {Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。