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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 4 T1 H" C& ^% P8 r8 \
Snape: Who is it?
  X. t. c7 d1 K$ K* Y5 sVoldemort: You-know-who! 6 ^' T: y* i9 T$ a* _% e4 v
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
! @6 ^- w+ v" ~3 Z' mVoldemort: You-know-who!
# G3 o) S) I. ^. }! MSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
( R4 z& W5 P4 a6 x) g( x: aVoldemort: The dark Lord! 5 R% l$ [/ u1 Z7 e
Snape: Sauron??? 5 d; \- g* s6 B/ ^& y
Voldemort: The other one...
6 }  E4 }) ?- x0 ?* E  zSnape: Darth Vader???
" m9 \7 o1 U* V, xVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! * H3 J2 T+ ]/ |, P. ]4 |+ A
Snape: Hermione????
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/ u8 d1 S) e% Z$ ]Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 2 F8 Y( ?& I3 c
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
* |' x1 B) I- y* D  m+ V# R, GVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! # n# g5 v- e( ]9 a$ Z7 R5 w/ s: u& L- s
Snape: So Harry is my brother? . y1 Z/ k) w* o
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 1 m8 Q' d: y9 o" y/ @0 {: v
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
/ L0 _1 k# [5 @) q" DVoldemort: He's the younger twin! ) L" J/ a: `: X9 G
Snape: Okay, no problem!( V' |' d) M  @$ u1 ~$ D& ^) V. n2 ]

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Severus: What's that? 4 |0 r4 k1 K/ r4 i) k
Harry: Your cauldron.
( h) G0 U5 _5 L; r& _% v: jSeverus: What's a cauldron?
( Y' N: O3 E7 p& S+ mHarry: Dunno. 1 x6 x0 e( n  m+ S) |* x4 Q8 @- N
Severus: Looks like something to eat. / E8 n3 W  L- Q& y$ B4 X
Harry: Yeah.
1 |# h4 X: U! ~+ F6 z/ JSeverus: You first.
; x  e8 c! ~2 ]7 q! p$ nHarry: It's delicious.
8 Y5 l8 b& D( Q% Z) ]+ MSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!: g7 V; C. ]% O& X. T9 ?) H- n+ f
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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