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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ( w! {; E. S& G: e2 ^
Snape: Who is it?
& }- X: {# o' Q$ E, M. g2 \! r1 fVoldemort: You-know-who!
$ T% ]5 @% _8 t9 }* g6 @5 ^Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
5 u$ b0 M1 `% v, Y( {Voldemort: You-know-who!
6 r4 O9 j3 {1 s) FSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 0 h" b2 D1 w) i/ l
Voldemort: The dark Lord! / h: b0 i2 e% q0 I% M/ M+ D& m
Snape: Sauron??? 6 b4 l( C$ \. t# N+ p7 \3 z- t
Voldemort: The other one... + W# |! j! g, v/ b% M' r1 I
Snape: Darth Vader??? # w5 _: F* {/ g; f& y
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
) W& ~2 h6 S4 n9 @' v6 D8 X: L/ @Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
( [5 |6 q2 ]/ F! @+ E( S/ ?Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! , I5 s9 L' p& d( V5 d/ i
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 9 O6 T* p; [" |1 F8 H4 E) o
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 5 G8 q# s$ }- r/ x% N9 s
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
- H/ D4 ?" H* h3 }8 U$ D. jSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
' G9 D$ u6 p4 q2 @. J+ G, m$ ~: FVoldemort: He's the younger twin! * B0 z6 \4 G: m
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
/ r: G- K0 V ?; H0 XHarry: Your cauldron. ; C1 g3 i6 d3 o, h- {1 Q
Severus: What's a cauldron? 1 ?$ m; J2 j9 V+ \/ ]! W% j
Harry: Dunno. & u4 O* y/ ]& s" Z& ]$ z: I
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
0 _' U8 `5 K. I; A- z1 _Harry: Yeah. # E9 u1 x L2 T* r! p
Severus: You first. 1 @) Z( v6 U2 f
Harry: It's delicious. 2 V* d1 j2 i9 m2 k9 `% G% T
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!: Y/ h* d0 ?2 Q) P5 z
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