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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ! A) [4 I. o. v+ H. j
Snape: Who is it?
( E; Y6 @" q8 n& CVoldemort: You-know-who!
6 \; C! P0 ]8 ]# W1 V' x, MSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? 5 V/ U) ^/ }# E. x' Z- |$ x
Voldemort: You-know-who!
/ A1 s2 }" P5 i' f, kSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? - K |0 Y A# r) n5 X
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
" ~+ O5 w( e* YSnape: Sauron???
0 N$ {; i& u' _Voldemort: The other one...
# I" o( F% ]3 i! T: v t$ QSnape: Darth Vader??? + B q5 P- t7 B! j* d% y! k' g
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ; T0 w8 ]. h+ h, Q5 _$ U2 a
Snape: Hermione???? 2 T+ k: c5 h- j) @; _& C
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
" `1 d8 k: j: d2 ?4 _Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! V* r. ~2 P, O# y
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ; f: o/ F1 g% s+ E
Snape: So Harry is my brother? ! Z- a& z9 `3 Q0 X Y v
Voldemort: Your twin brother! , ?5 C# x. R% d+ M! X* d& M* O" R! X
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
- z, i7 E3 _: sVoldemort: He's the younger twin! `& @" _7 m6 @8 o5 v! V% I
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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\" D' Q$ c+ RSeverus: What's that? # H X) R/ t- t; x! C+ _" V
Harry: Your cauldron. 8 N% q% l! i4 T: [2 j" Z- i( H
Severus: What's a cauldron? 8 v u+ U+ ?8 V8 {, H, f- Z7 M
Harry: Dunno.
3 b. X: N7 a' v2 A6 pSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
+ r. B5 m) e1 y( aHarry: Yeah.
" n7 l. a4 l8 oSeverus: You first.
0 x2 S- v: e6 U: w) k2 ?Harry: It's delicious. . E$ _3 N% c9 U2 Q
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!1 M; k4 @/ f$ G; ?+ f% ~! `/ x
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