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+ D [/ E' u }& OSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 5 T3 [; V% \/ f7 ^ W* k
Snape: Who is it?
0 }6 p- n$ C$ N3 Q; X& O/ ^Voldemort: You-know-who! 6 W5 n5 s1 e- R' F5 K/ {
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
. Z. c. Y7 h8 X* ] ^Voldemort: You-know-who! + P, g$ @$ @, ~- D9 Y" T
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
! q/ P l5 l, T6 n- a, c5 jVoldemort: The dark Lord!
5 a6 Q6 I( o; s) E/ Q7 j* T! H! tSnape: Sauron??? 9 |3 v9 Z6 g' i9 T
Voldemort: The other one... 2 I3 A+ }' F5 L$ b
Snape: Darth Vader??? 6 `6 W- l0 h! J+ k8 H
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
3 D% G3 s, W, R( E9 USnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
+ N% |2 p0 q9 H" w I% hSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
* ?, P* r9 h e9 VVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
8 Z& s; L% a. a: e9 DSnape: So Harry is my brother?
/ s1 d& G. @3 fVoldemort: Your twin brother!
: }; \) o6 a6 k+ u* XSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 7 a- i4 y. z3 n
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
/ x4 F ?* U/ Q+ ~' HSnape: Okay, no problem!4 S( z; u. D2 D# W) h! \
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Severus: What's that? 2 q2 ]4 ^: L6 a5 l9 G5 F4 w0 R: S! K$ Y
Harry: Your cauldron. $ v# |3 s Z) D+ f( f+ h; a1 F. H" o
Severus: What's a cauldron? : E p4 K5 X7 U9 o- M
Harry: Dunno.
& h! f- X1 ?1 f9 B, M" Q& C$ N$ ~Severus: Looks like something to eat.
& W% \1 {& x- J- W% m$ F/ X$ oHarry: Yeah. / g8 ~: i; D# j; E6 S' z
Severus: You first.
. ?8 J3 _( Q: YHarry: It's delicious. 9 x W8 z; _/ K) K
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!/ B# W) f0 G* H) D
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