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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
/ r0 X) i2 m) h4 A fSnape: Who is it? ' ~ K, e1 V! y; p7 W/ ]
Voldemort: You-know-who!
4 o7 f/ Y( b7 w: b2 ASnape: No, I don't, so who are you? ~. A; g( f4 E8 y; ?+ q
Voldemort: You-know-who!
# A8 u! i2 @& H' B y; U Y" CSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 8 p0 _3 a; R( ]% v& V* k
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
* r, G! h) ^. Q7 uSnape: Sauron???
$ d4 g3 c9 B" fVoldemort: The other one... 3 z# q( C2 u- [0 [* u' I7 Z& M
Snape: Darth Vader??? . N% W( z" w+ r! o' t
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! / R' @% e- k& E2 Z C* ~
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 0 y' e' w4 w! x5 m. }
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! $ b8 ~; v7 n4 z* {& F, Y
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
: l; b7 x$ Q {7 YSnape: So Harry is my brother? & r" B9 F/ J; _0 }0 l! Z
Voldemort: Your twin brother! $ p: a) r4 f" d
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ( c: _/ _: V2 w9 E5 p T
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! - |: P4 `% `. a; G# Y
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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: F- b+ y6 p) [$ qSeverus: What's that? 9 B. J9 q( V8 X9 ]
Harry: Your cauldron. 9 C* V8 I' g6 b* M, N: z
Severus: What's a cauldron?
+ t! U' f% h" @, Z, h$ uHarry: Dunno. , z8 q- Q4 d7 s2 N1 Q
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
- c( O- _9 H" A: f E0 K8 K) \Harry: Yeah. # [1 N% t7 m, j* w. j- h& J8 q
Severus: You first.
8 _- A. J+ |, |$ Z$ GHarry: It's delicious.
2 @: h" |0 P; z" M0 {; d% hSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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