恶搞 关于教授的笑话（英文）

鸟语花香

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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
/ r0 X) i2 m) h4 A  fSnape: Who is it?
Voldemort: You-know-who!
4 o7 f/ Y( b7 w: b2 ASnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
Voldemort: You-know-who!
# A8 u! i2 @& H' B  y; U  Y" CSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
* r, G! h) ^. Q7 uSnape: Sauron???
$ d4 g3 c9 B" fVoldemort: The other one...
Snape: Darth Vader???
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
: l; b7 x$ Q  {7 YSnape: So Harry is my brother?
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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: F- b+ y6 p) [$ qSeverus: What's that?
Harry: Your cauldron.
Severus: What's a cauldron?
+ t! U' f% h" @, Z, h$ uHarry: Dunno.
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
- c( O- _9 H" A: f  E0 K8 K) \Harry: Yeah.
Severus: You first.
8 _- A. J+ |, |$ Z$ GHarry: It's delicious.
2 @: h" |0 P; z" M0 {; d% hSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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JoyceAccSG

toca2007

前二个有点好笑， 第三个不好玩。