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. [- l3 p$ c3 BSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ; q( N9 J( M. C3 T1 T$ k
Snape: Who is it?
) p3 u$ B" L* O3 a1 DVoldemort: You-know-who!
! F, z5 ~/ b" SSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
5 U1 Y' u, u$ n& ]- Q, M# rVoldemort: You-know-who! & [$ N+ c( X) [$ x' F- U! V( @
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 8 L O% H `$ M
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
& p' i, \( o+ D% Q& E4 wSnape: Sauron???
2 `/ w# u/ x* z. p% Y1 ?Voldemort: The other one...
$ D' C* T3 r% y3 K, w! f% XSnape: Darth Vader??? % G6 Q! M* r$ X( Y
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ) ~1 Z. @( D$ W/ I3 Y9 W9 T4 e0 m
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! % v% o4 y! _: O1 _; N/ |
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! + N+ b8 H* P* i/ `- b
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
0 a2 U' s9 y7 C1 b( e- B/ MSnape: So Harry is my brother? 8 A7 ` i$ o F1 X' h6 G
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
+ F! y# P$ ~0 sSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 1 H+ [; m$ N0 v9 `- B
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! - j; w% G6 ^( K2 i# k( v1 c3 x
Snape: Okay, no problem!9 W2 U! ^% o5 k g; T
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$ `2 @, r( u M! {6 y; r$ iSeverus: What's that? . V7 N. p* u) C0 y' G( z
Harry: Your cauldron.
$ p! o P( Y+ a, ~: ASeverus: What's a cauldron?
|7 m3 u( r( e3 }) M ?Harry: Dunno. # Z, h5 u9 i/ E$ b' G4 H
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
* D/ a+ e8 x% _: | d9 j/ ]Harry: Yeah. 2 C" S n% B8 ?9 y/ t) G* s
Severus: You first. ! h6 i* `- g E) Y
Harry: It's delicious. . y" b) Q6 U% W' I3 o, H
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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