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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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( s+ A3 u& c; {! ~Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. . }) r: m2 t/ G2 @
Snape: Who is it?
" f* X; h# \2 S3 N) z3 d/ UVoldemort: You-know-who!
* F0 E$ ?. K# K6 m+ V7 XSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? $ a# I, Y+ U  H) F, t/ D6 ~
Voldemort: You-know-who!
# _- L1 n$ P# M9 l( g6 A. ~Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
0 F$ F0 n! E4 q- f% [0 pVoldemort: The dark Lord! ! g0 r! S7 O$ ]; _$ l
Snape: Sauron???
8 r+ f3 z7 }) U1 PVoldemort: The other one...
& U+ r1 v0 o) u* t3 v7 Z) H) gSnape: Darth Vader???   A2 G2 n- q+ N. s; {
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
! y& G+ I; v6 e0 ySnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! . I1 r; D8 Z. }, r: N$ N
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
, f& S9 y$ x  {9 m8 QVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
, V6 T! ]1 ~5 ISnape: So Harry is my brother? ! I/ f" a. u- J0 [" i* ?
Voldemort: Your twin brother! # n! J; w. J* J$ ~# U# @$ h1 B
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
2 S% y' r, S8 u3 uVoldemort: He's the younger twin! 1 a/ _% j) d6 ?! z+ r8 W. O
Snape: Okay, no problem!1 S' x& B* Z& g  f4 ^: c

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Severus: What's that?
5 K# w, P+ F+ t& G4 {, {0 f1 X( MHarry: Your cauldron. " M- [0 Y- X( o- M+ p0 F
Severus: What's a cauldron? & q, M. A7 r' Z8 l& A8 @
Harry: Dunno.
3 U1 _! C$ q/ N0 s& L: A/ q$ n  hSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
! R" J2 y6 A! ^6 N- t) K4 e7 {* @: SHarry: Yeah.
% n8 U* n9 J6 u  w6 T  P& O( ySeverus: You first.
) m' n! K# f; g" PHarry: It's delicious. 9 w1 k: N4 ~0 f* @% W
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!: [* Y' x/ N1 A; E4 K8 U
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前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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