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" L4 V* w7 ?6 H$ K# j# mSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 5 W; l' h7 o0 p+ o' [0 F1 j) @
Snape: Who is it?
( v9 N8 @3 B: g% y1 L x' t6 sVoldemort: You-know-who!
; c e I. k0 a0 iSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
4 A9 T5 ?0 N; m* K* ]4 |Voldemort: You-know-who! ) Z G9 X5 [9 u9 w% y$ p
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
d% R1 V% [+ B* c2 A+ i8 m! _Voldemort: The dark Lord! 9 m: p4 Z2 s/ i/ U0 V
Snape: Sauron???
3 |' [- Y- c( XVoldemort: The other one...
* M" y8 A" w, W- ASnape: Darth Vader???
' ]3 v) B; D+ v6 z0 ]" @& DVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
( y0 S9 m6 u8 I" RSnape: Hermione????
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% d) z4 N' Q5 R8 {5 DVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 1 P# r3 n0 a0 j6 V* h
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ( B5 y7 p/ W o0 ^( I- r0 ^
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 4 y* b3 h( ~8 o. x
Snape: So Harry is my brother? " F1 U. b* b5 ^; _
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 0 H" k. O% v3 u/ K
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
& E2 j3 o% x1 M3 P0 R0 g# oVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
7 ^! r7 ~' ?. `9 t1 a- F' FSnape: Okay, no problem!- o: I- b1 j- _3 p% q0 w* O
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) a9 n4 I# P" J! vSeverus: What's that? 1 B4 l4 u* {: `; A. M3 E
Harry: Your cauldron.
' s9 v1 G5 u" ySeverus: What's a cauldron? : S$ O% h8 a: {5 j1 p! @. b/ U1 ^3 o4 d
Harry: Dunno. ! _8 m% X! G, {
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
$ {. i+ ^) B6 o2 o# ?( {2 T: [" ?Harry: Yeah. $ S8 q2 T1 X) D2 O/ p! j. J
Severus: You first.
( M) `3 @3 g/ B2 mHarry: It's delicious. $ i. G/ g: G* t+ @- T4 h: o
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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