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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?! Q5 [" R! X: x+ {4 q8 k
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.; t0 {4 Y, L c
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- b5 J* Q- _2 [Q:中国人吃狗吗?$ ^, d! z0 k3 |0 h2 R3 O
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?, i7 ]: _0 C6 ]" C, ?& t. ]
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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5 g. _- E _7 ?9 U: f& D- _Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?, `" b# q' @9 Z' F
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
- j$ V! L, y3 D/ k5 `A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.; E |$ F; m: u( j ~' Z7 o$ q
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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2 k9 a( s$ T8 IQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?1 h# N9 Z# d1 l \6 B
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。) q9 o7 F" O/ e3 g7 [
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" m* ~ x) c& k, eQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
: u' h" U+ T4 zA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.. y& \+ l" ~# j2 o# c& i+ I x
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
$ c5 [3 o9 ^; _/ L5 cA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
* S* @- r1 N9 {" ~2 @& }A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.2 e: `. A; W8 S% P5 R. P' ~
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
! s+ S7 X1 R; @# v2 A$ S$ t" DA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。" i/ |6 ~3 y ^$ \! q" g# R5 A4 s
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
! G5 N$ G2 C8 H2 |7 mA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
/ w. k7 u: m3 U2 @- AA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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1 { i1 `) q v: d+ O不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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