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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?8 C( [2 F, ^+ L% D' H
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.$ Q% T7 y2 A: j6 A+ \, t5 j' b
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?
9 ~0 M) {( q7 B! SA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。# u8 B0 U9 D$ f: D
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. N) r& J' [2 H2 G& Q* tQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?8 M" u* z8 \4 N0 L; {1 q5 O z+ K
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?; S1 r* y( x6 w6 }4 U
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
/ }4 L& z: f6 O7 n) H' O, BA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
- a' G" i4 U \: E& `注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族/ n+ o1 d# H# z% A8 O
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?; T' P$ X* u4 d1 j, X
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。' c% C$ u* H/ g9 r) \$ }) I+ \
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?" D0 F* L% P$ d) r* ~
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.+ S9 B6 D' ]7 ~# r8 [, @
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
9 l4 m% J) W6 V" M( `. TA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。. O$ v, a% d2 ~: x k/ M& M
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. a Q' {( \9 i# Y# fQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
2 |( v% s! c& @ ]A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.+ E1 T, b9 ?, z0 l
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
' E) N0 ]* |# PA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?5 ~# |, K& E n! q. I* S
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.' K6 Y- K8 P6 {" T" ~
/ J4 \1 E( G7 ZQ:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
7 P+ [. J( I' n( I \+ {) ]A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。8 v( B, y9 T4 m
% o+ X. D4 u! a2 P' ?- U$ ?* O不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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