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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. $ D% J0 u% N. H9 ?8 K; o% U( L+ o
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blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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: d: U i) u, ]: N9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.) P( l# p8 R; \7 Z: e
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 1 E. R9 E5 V! d6 ]
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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