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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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, \6 a4 n6 u' W3 `- L9 b2 M& O2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]0 q" H% e1 C {% {
9 a% m% H+ S/ c! n3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.& X# _5 i& a& F% q( G4 J
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. . E! y. E- D9 F9 K. i
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. # |1 j1 U6 T) H; C2 X
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a , T' A- k0 W% |" {
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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" I( v( a+ D, l: n3 ` v8 {8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.9 C* @. E/ [0 x }0 O
0 }$ H2 i3 r% p' h$ E5 Y# f9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)/ S- Z2 H9 o" ?+ Y9 Z6 E0 s( t' N, C
* k2 E2 m J# v. E* o10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, $ {6 A8 P9 x, U X4 O
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 # }6 c( ]! o5 f
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 3 \6 T: y6 P8 n
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.0 M3 {- a' i+ ]3 f5 T" z
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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, v4 i9 J% Y. }" W( b+ _9 ?14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your : i- N# q4 N, c
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