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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.6 n; n! Z7 g1 Y; Z: d0 o+ @
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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( U4 N M3 C. f. t3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.( E3 F5 h ? |4 {" A" W! G0 f
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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4 u9 E+ ^9 u- h6 k9 u% U5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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; [( C# i4 V- \7 [1 M! }" l% S" n6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
" ]4 p) R% ?3 a/ x% V; R/ ~8 Q+ lblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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4 m0 J9 s3 a& y. M6 h; s! a0 N$ {7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.# l1 b; M3 z% h$ o3 B1 ]# A4 D
% L6 K3 l6 S3 J; U& L& p8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit./ q+ N- _, l! V! t
( G; ?, Y4 i: p1 b( n8 ~9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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& K4 X+ a+ p9 N$ _2 r/ S/ n$ `10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 0 A0 w7 v; q6 L* @
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 0 g4 W; Y# m1 x2 X9 M
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
9 {4 J l" c( jyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
! K8 M/ c( X1 {0 V! T5 p) FEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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- i2 K# n. a/ Y$ H" O, ~13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas. w5 Z7 F* u2 m- K) I
( Y4 `2 ?9 `' y; S2 x14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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