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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.& H1 d: a, q9 ^+ Z9 g. I; p4 _
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]& g# @% y. I- L* \5 A
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 2 c Q# Y6 s' l5 {
) ?; K9 e5 u2 x, E5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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" U) q7 A6 @* o4 w+ G) z7 _% h7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.5 y8 A$ u# M |
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit., a3 ~9 ?; F) I* Y7 U& |- m2 y
a$ k7 V+ Y! k/ C4 E# K8 c9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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+ O- M' G" n' K* [7 m- z2 Q10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.4 B5 l/ t2 R+ J( \0 c. G0 p
. R2 j4 l0 ^( ?+ s _' x$ U' A11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
9 i% M4 G2 y/ X* h: pyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 " [$ M" p( w, O& d$ Z, ^: @' L% i+ ^
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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: d: \! {- o* h7 f12. Gopher = speedbump.% }% O# G: O" U8 b* M: D! }5 i
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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& u, d! d2 Y$ \1 [; K% P14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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