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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.5 e6 k( T, w4 G5 H. W; B" P' K
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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2 H+ d: y/ [2 l' T' h% {' u0 I* e3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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; G( G" \% n- h! I. A& l7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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; G8 }: s. l/ D# R w) H/ X8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.2 b3 w4 C# c7 y9 l7 w4 T, Q; ^; r
o. w; Z3 Y& A, A1 i9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)" b4 a% Z1 J/ E) N8 _, i5 m
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.4 u; m" |- W! S/ _* {) V% {$ \, ?
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 7 I+ O D/ E- R7 [, t
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 / g& a+ o) S( k- E5 R% A4 c" [
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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. B4 n" G/ P' T* K T12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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# K) {9 C! d u6 [& D0 Z+ V$ I14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 9 U" R6 x; u1 |
friends from Alberta. |
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