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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.7 D$ {+ `6 p& {- u6 M
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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3 ?' j' j' P8 ] P# n! [5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
6 d/ v7 m. ]+ ^. ~2 g: Kblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]2 B# N7 N# X; Q1 V
5 r* v1 W( ~+ H3 P3 C) `7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them./ T9 s- L$ b' W/ n0 g- d
h6 A* ^! @# a9 i8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. T$ _& g; f; b8 s' x8 g( l
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)- {( _$ A5 A, p' T$ ]- ?% t
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
0 J7 X+ n5 K9 i' B7 Qtwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 1 \0 V2 V# a0 e, r9 H
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
4 A! k( T1 K& x+ nyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
8 D, B G+ J5 eEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.) y% c4 p9 Y3 @( \
, d: r5 n! n% b% l12. Gopher = speedbump.+ Z3 r, }3 M9 [: Y6 c8 ~
8 n) o; \! w; P6 T% E. N13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.0 ^% x/ h8 |. m. H" m0 {+ F
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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