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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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# h3 {$ R& F; M. i) W M2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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4 \; Q5 f7 _; {. F( [5 R h* y3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.$ _' c3 F- c1 l( z0 A1 J
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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$ n9 r6 z7 }2 d5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 7 n. t" V+ m) y
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them./ f/ A$ E( C8 }, j6 I X
9 F' Q7 E1 V+ i* q$ o% f8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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( h0 q% z' Z5 y6 s# c7 o/ C, S0 j3 b10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.! Y. e3 d9 T2 L
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 2 B- W0 Y3 u) _$ R' N1 J) O9 I a
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 " ]# t& O, W% c# b2 l
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
3 m4 H* t3 p V7 v0 qyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
, B. J/ t0 M( k3 d* cEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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2 g& q l6 g; T0 y8 h7 Q12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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! g' s4 I0 [3 w14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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