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All Numbers Are Equal
, `) B$ O& w& ETheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
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(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)7 n% {# P. Y- f0 b; H; I# i7 \5 l
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb6 m' e6 b- ^+ Q: C: x/ F
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb, x5 G/ z& R: ?% w$ G) v
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
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a - t/2 = b - t/26 y2 D' b6 H) Y% i: v$ C
a = b
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" t3 S) D% b6 A8 HSo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless. |
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