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All Numbers Are Equal
3 i, U) C. N; B+ x3 g! a( ] hTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
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a + b = t
% [7 W" R' N% A0 t, q5 B7 ](a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)1 u, O& l) U, t! Q8 v, {+ K% r3 W
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
2 [& a% h/ D/ M9 z6 Fa^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
# r- K. Y( y3 x% P" Z" ^a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4" o, e/ L$ |- k( j
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
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1 W/ a/ g1 i% W$ a+ B* \$ s& Fa = b + y' r; U, u+ Z% U
% D; G7 ?' r9 G. d7 e& g" b/ N8 kSo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless. |
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