 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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" p; T# I5 r* fIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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/ `" b" [2 W- W: x7 z5 {' y6 W3 MArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.' m) j1 L6 n: y* V# [3 w
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.7 {2 `* a: {* _ @- x. Z. Y
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- _/ v9 M$ l/ P6 W. p' @It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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- c& j( w+ [0 X6 Y3 |; n. q# E8 o- FCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.! t* C5 C3 I$ `; A; G; v: ^4 G( x! @/ @
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6 z5 X2 E4 `# oShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.5 P& e, L& r, t; M6 H1 o
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2 b) J- v4 i# a5 k% S1 y( GYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut4 a1 x( m( i; e! h ~
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) n7 `1 D2 E0 z3 KWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! , n- `5 y' ]: ~) J( n! `+ ?
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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