 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.; [8 r5 K8 M( N% Z5 g
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.! v! K+ ^( R( X( y! I
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: r5 d3 {; [* Q" m+ ~Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.8 s2 `& I5 `$ \) |) Y/ h0 h
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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9 Q9 y: x; f9 g- }+ tIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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e1 w( P! | T9 O4 g$ a% E0 f, sCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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( i- X3 Y# ]+ d- P N5 b& EShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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/ o {0 t3 z/ r6 L! `2 hThat's when she shot him. |+ _. |2 E7 }- l
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, A1 k7 c. S3 D" r- j/ EYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut# A2 E, P5 m: G9 \4 q% h
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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