 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. ; a& K; x9 s- t5 Q+ R4 l5 U3 O
6 u2 `" I' I1 Q( k' LIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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! X3 P2 i, x+ t& rThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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( O2 |0 c U. l* u( d, L# { iArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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: D# A' W3 q( _! r2 T5 [0 \2 WDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.1 @ t9 v8 k- e; D( m1 B
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) Q+ h- {* R( K; e! G% jIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.; F0 ?% _, P% m# o
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. " O2 A! d0 U9 n: n) z
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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5 j) a- h% d3 f* ?You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut3 c4 O/ c( q# y- N+ y/ E& _
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?2 b7 g( K- h4 s( P kWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 0 J! E; W, d5 O# V3 J$ F! V
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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