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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)! {+ ^ H& U# P! r w( Y6 e7 n
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
) W# \/ A* ?3 N- D% l8 C2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.6 R! B) P6 ]* R1 k) f
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
7 o3 }1 N" [" c7 |4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.+ q9 @' i/ ^! k" c7 }' Z0 P
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
" X! E0 H7 |1 r6 E0 q( h/ w6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
0 I* d5 M: y7 k4 Q& T7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed./ q7 ?( n+ J8 i
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. - U5 h5 K3 s, b6 `6 I& q, M
2 N5 Q2 l1 g% v2 }0 A* d' FMore if I have time ..
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