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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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$ ~$ j9 r3 g+ g8 W- q1 i) W4 P6 \% E1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
, f% A0 F2 ?% [" @$ [2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.4 y4 i: l( k4 `6 h$ c, H/ w, E
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
) g" V, U- Z7 h) p# R+ P: A( X) M( j% K' K4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
+ o3 Q( ?4 {3 d) F5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”., w) A% N0 T: _! j/ s
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
" V7 B/ `- k8 c# x# ^7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
5 A) O/ x6 s- R3 F# F8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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More if I have time .. ; [+ [ |/ P' b# o: l
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