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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)- }' a8 J" c: P4 h2 v
5 t+ u+ v2 }1 u! V( d1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
, w5 Q& X. J b' B2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
0 M; h; @5 }* h. s" n! A3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.. A1 @/ k# K8 l5 d
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.8 E/ W' F- i, E% @& ] U: _( U
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.; ^( ~' W: a. F1 z) W) L
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
$ R, x' a5 x# u' k: B: Z K( B7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed. u$ u5 R1 i j+ ]3 w
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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3 ?# {. t$ d& T+ T, d7 GMore if I have time .. & }6 D' s# F* Q: n; n( i
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