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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
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3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
U2 O& N) f! d4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
, a( B" K0 M- J$ P5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.! I0 i% I/ o' x5 L9 ^( D
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
! W% D& U; Q( g; F; n0 O7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.7 n0 z4 k- ~/ e1 o
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 7 C' O% L# o3 M" o2 ~7 ^
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More if I have time .. & I: u' x" h5 T4 k
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