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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)% c# K* m2 L7 i4 W
! N. {1 r9 g% f1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.- s% m, ^2 F4 I e% X2 u$ {' X
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
9 c3 q- G; A' C) E/ R: o" P3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
: ]3 c. U, v. M8 P7 C. u* i7 ^8 z4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
2 T7 H# ?2 D( l& D% p: z5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.1 _7 e/ B3 J+ v( {) R
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
! u( w% b/ G; p1 C$ l7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
* i4 _& N+ d/ M5 u$ v" V8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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