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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
% X0 S; O3 g3 W! d/ g7 [! V4 g1 m2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
- ]; g4 j/ V- s3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.; r: {$ L5 Z- ^' Y7 U
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.- T7 U$ v: B0 D
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
# G; j; G7 r- C" u( i6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
/ }9 k$ A6 B: T; B) Y3 E0 u- g7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.$ \7 X. G5 n8 P
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. & T5 M7 p+ q( x
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