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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)0 j! j) z3 ?" w- s9 P
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
. i, p2 R+ n; X. a6 j6 [2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
2 }. E# u. T S' B: `2 Q7 c( u3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.: m ]/ e1 {5 \1 ]1 [, B
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
& ^5 n n, T6 j( u: U& C5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
+ y& C: v. J, e; |6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.1 R u% k1 F3 y1 l
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.( g/ K- g3 K' Q1 c; H% }3 O
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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More if I have time ..
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