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What is Marketing?

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发表于 2006-6-2 17:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. " U5 h/ M3 l' }6 b) U
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
4 h( [0 K$ l  z8 RThat's Direct Marketing # B4 N1 H' k( b0 g0 n" n

7 `* G0 ^/ n7 M5 ^You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
* {/ O- A6 V6 z' R% O2 n$ [One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
* j4 h' G* f7 E3 O# X# m3 A"He's very rich. Marry him." , `& E# i$ {* ~  q% R9 N* P7 r
That's Advertising.
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4 m4 w4 F5 W8 M, q, PYou see a gorgeous girl at a party. & j. S: r% |( e% z) |; R
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
8 m2 s5 X& u0 [, S* lThe next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." 9 M- v- z/ n7 }4 ^) L& K+ L  ]
That's Telemarketing.
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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. : w+ n+ H' C8 }
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment
1 b: F& H, S8 F6 sher hair.
3 j0 `5 h) Y- \/ vYou open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
2 y7 @7 A# L' F! M5 Coffer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, 0 n9 |8 K5 \, b6 P* I4 Q
I'm very rich "Will you
* l* m! j+ I! i: Xmarry me?" ' _0 l; c9 w" u/ |5 n: Y# {: z. Z3 E
That's Public Relations.
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( V/ n  M5 y2 s" K. iYou're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
  o+ V$ ^! u+ nShe walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
+ N& R4 F+ a2 h3 X7 h( E! vThat's Brand Recognition.
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* {: d  g3 }3 O/ d. b% T- VYou see a gorgeous girl at a party.
0 R0 d/ Y+ }3 U) W, v/ BYou go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" $ C$ f: w/ z4 O/ i( E! \
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. 9 U% c5 ]2 P+ u- a
That's Customer Feedback.
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发表于 2006-6-2 22:12 | 显示全部楼层
I am very rich. Marry me
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发表于 2006-6-2 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
That's Direct Marketing
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发表于 2006-6-2 22:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
很形象,不错
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发表于 2006-6-5 16:35 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈。不错:生动形象、简明扼要。
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