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What is Marketing?

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发表于 2006-6-2 17:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
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That's Direct Marketing - q& ~+ e3 \; ]9 b+ d
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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. , E' |! ]$ k& `5 N
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
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/ ]; }. R. p% ]That's Advertising. * g9 e8 w8 S  U
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.   r$ t5 C# ]" B* \5 e& |
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
# C( j; a: _; w4 C& r) UThe next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." 9 H# d. @& V) g2 [
That's Telemarketing.
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) N1 T3 G. y5 f% tYou're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
. M; n) J6 [5 v: @1 \You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment
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You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, 2 J8 D' @1 a+ e- T1 H! X
offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way,
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marry me?" 6 T3 p6 u" i6 D! p
That's Public Relations.   |  J* b; b( h1 V: t4 R

4 m6 v- H) y0 HYou're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.   I! r: Z; i2 H, ^1 g( G
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..." 7 j8 |2 D+ ?" P# D
That's Brand Recognition. * U9 J! f1 J5 {4 ^) f' {# {

# \. y7 I% I& m- vYou see a gorgeous girl at a party. ' G  O5 p5 X( ]* ^" |, |# Y
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" ! C" g0 M4 X' P
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
; ^# j( i' K9 yThat's Customer Feedback.
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发表于 2006-6-2 22:12 | 显示全部楼层
I am very rich. Marry me
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发表于 2006-6-2 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
That's Direct Marketing
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发表于 2006-6-2 22:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
很形象,不错
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发表于 2006-6-5 16:35 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈。不错:生动形象、简明扼要。
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