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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 6 \  w3 O$ ]+ f, z; K& b
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8 E6 F" L  S$ W4 t: `" u5 C, TEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:8 x% V0 I/ F$ i) f& ~, q2 q) s
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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" \7 k7 x% X8 D# J#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
$ i8 I8 c; y+ m! }#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.$ M2 a4 j! V0 W' F+ `5 Z
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
: S7 Q3 Q4 ^! j1 t#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.( F8 `) T- G4 u  C9 x
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
" Z+ `8 E/ t4 q! Z#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.% w3 w, ]3 v  E1 c) _/ P" J  D
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?+ `  ^  ^! b$ ]5 w
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... 9 Q7 W( Q) r* i# a

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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。* i) r5 W- P8 w7 w! J3 t4 R- k
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 / P; b) v- i0 S
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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