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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:! A& t1 }3 Q' S1 X
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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; b" s8 w: q$ o9 Y3 x9 KLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
5 N* t5 Y7 w" Z$ {#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
3 Z* S0 a/ |9 Q% V9 U#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
# h/ q# [2 T1 h#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.1 I8 s3 }2 O! ^, B+ M) m
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
) y% l% a) o3 W) A' Y#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
! ~2 w$ F3 S( N1 M! ?#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.' V+ [2 p' j* T5 k, Z5 y0 Y
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
& \; d& @) \- P, g& Z: j0 t#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?* K3 ?/ p0 d. i, t: q( c) R9 P2 [; G
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.6 a+ E# [9 V1 W4 x: g5 P
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0 |& v5 v; j" n( w7 c% k$ ]And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... 5 N8 c. ]. w5 N% @
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/ f8 [# @! H7 Y W3 a7 f# I#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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