This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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4 k8 q' P* a- ]4 h: l2 kEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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, v4 s! \0 t" r6 K7 r5 s#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
( D& {, Z7 }2 f$ O6 S#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
, i( i  b% S* Z- g. b% J" s. }; k. }#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
- o* }8 g! V5 m! W0 R$ d: }#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
. @1 n1 J7 j# J, i' f' ]#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
% w0 d. T" ?9 u% L* T#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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* R: o: F! B1 K/ T/ J! Y, M9 @8 cAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...

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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
! r0 k, b$ ?* C9 q4 G8 s5 R看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one