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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 ; M, ^# H4 F3 n0 {1 o0 i
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:7 O2 k( m3 L/ g. N) G! @8 w
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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More pictures are here# _. b# W0 P2 B) f8 j8 H* |
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.' R2 }9 j$ u. A# `3 e
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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' w8 z0 r& W! N% r" X$ B1 b#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.! u' X. A1 X$ r8 Z1 {
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES., [+ f$ k) h$ K+ J4 O: }1 n
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.8 C" K3 U6 W+ t5 @$ H, G% X" |3 o
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.7 R* @& \! I  I; n( h
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?8 U0 @! t; y9 }1 t" X
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.* M5 k7 M! r2 M) Y  r
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; r. i# h7 M& W% c8 w5 A" ]And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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& h3 H5 R9 V9 _% A% Z7 k#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下0 S( M3 h, j' s& X5 t
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
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看过笑了的,回个贴吧。9 w8 c$ i3 U- r4 s" @* @$ h
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 " e& [  z9 `7 f4 a& P
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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