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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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6 q0 o, o) h- C7 `& o+ H# [; `  U1 cEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:0 f. ~, D7 ]! r# x! b& n7 P
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/: o5 h: f' ~; {: [5 ~: p

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes." f* O( m# i1 _6 m) R& N

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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. 7 x! }( ^8 K- ?7 X. R
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
  ?, x# a, Q& n#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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: }+ R) r# z' ]/ G# @#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.! p9 g$ {3 ]" n5 y6 y
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.9 M& o1 }" Y6 D  [5 u- H. ?
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.+ D  G- s& y- C: d# R
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下' Q9 b6 @5 |: O0 r* N
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 6 B$ U/ O7 |% N7 ]1 z7 M
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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