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5 S2 ?/ A+ s# S- zEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:3 `9 `6 T: D! B# V; b+ ]- J: a
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808// I! ~$ n6 _+ i
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More pictures are here
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' Q, v, p& M& x1 vLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
, V: a: i ?$ g#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
# A' l7 i7 K; r3 T0 I: p& ~5 }4 x) }( D#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.% _6 X9 t- I& Y5 J" Z0 `
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.# }: K% r" c/ J( k
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.* x2 Y- O( O) n+ j
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
% ?% L( \/ b% X L( w#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.7 U: i+ l( t$ z- Y3 h3 d+ W1 c
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.5 k& v' d r/ Y# ]. {
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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3 U' u3 `+ @1 hAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... 7 x4 y t/ @6 r; p7 O3 ]
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