最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
* x9 f# |$ }6 ~　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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7 J6 F* j$ l3 _# V- J; H" }( e* t　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
- I  W# M* P  U　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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8 i4 b$ E+ b) n/ Z" A0 I0 `) e　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
　　nothing to say,go home!!
% P4 J, h! Z; y# h" e　　有事起奏，无事退朝

3 J0 X& G$ ~+ O2 ~　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此
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　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
* K' E, o$ I2 o3 M7 B1 L2 Y　　你给我站住！

　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
1 |) Y9 K/ G' J+ m; T3 G; p4 I6 X. y　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

　　9． WATCH SISTER
, Z( J+ x9 t% `* b( n$ N& m6 P. T　　表妹

% h$ \% A& A; P' p1 e3 d. }　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

　　11． American Chinese not enough
$ S  ^  s: a( ^" K: V　　美中不足

　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
0 P: I5 r+ K3 l% U- [4 d+ p　　车祸现场描述
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) R, N5 P4 \4 L　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
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% e# i, r& S0 ]) ]9 p　　14． go past ,no mistake past
. J9 i1 O- s) c9 v9 a/ z　　走过路过，不要错过
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7 z; x1 b/ i- q1 L( q# O, @　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
7 n0 d6 c. w+ r# P# [  n　　老外：I am sorry too!
) o" x  {! H" T　　小明：I am sorry three!
2 Y* O# P& x8 U( S/ h　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

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