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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & b/ B9 F6 ^5 R/ z* g& [* l- S
/ j/ V0 V' l- `; F% X1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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& s! J. a' \' `/ s! u# N, Z4 c* E2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.$ q0 S. I/ Y% O& N. U
% j' j) W* {; m& I4 Q2 {( x3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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% h$ I8 N- n" ~4 ?# ~: k2 Y4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.3 p7 s7 I5 c2 w
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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0 o9 s2 x4 j+ y6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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! ^; X! O' T. U8 l2 r: M9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.5 r( X- F+ K7 W4 [/ a" R" _
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 f' N8 }3 E/ f/ c( P
- Q) N( S- E" v% c9 N15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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' b, Z8 H4 W$ T |7 ?9 D; Y# Q/ t5 V16.) You take naps.1 g" ?/ O, t H
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ S' I9 F4 f+ ?* t/ ?; w" U# M& k0 w+ r
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.* ^; m& N$ Z) ]! N4 L! k y7 z% {
: e* A8 z; G% n/ Q5 s0 s M19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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0 x* T4 \" @. c20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!": k" U* ~" \5 c
" [: b" w2 h2 p% @* s22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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" W1 A% s6 V. m9 l4 i23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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