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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.% N | F2 X, K: O5 F
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.# M8 Q* e. s4 B+ {. e6 x
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. H# N0 I, j! ?5 i R9 l
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.5 k, |$ c! F2 m$ Y6 G0 z3 H- t4 k+ k3 W
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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/ Y; k8 Y( j- f V8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.- l8 ~ n! p3 A: u5 D* k5 {
9 l6 I2 x; y5 o0 Q' U/ t( R9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* _6 f9 F* c2 |8 C6 e! B
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.) k5 r6 G7 E& V2 U) L: Z; W
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.% S5 d8 W! z& w: m
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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V: F$ H1 Q& u2 ~1 C1 u7 I1 e15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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7 Y/ |% Z: y( f16.) You take naps.# D/ \+ {& K$ C. k2 q
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.* K) a. K J' ~
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# W4 U e' o/ M, l% p- x; D
" N+ J4 _) P8 `+ ^0 I19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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% Q }$ q0 U% _4 r20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"2 ~: n3 _: R2 B v6 B6 w& g$ c
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' y1 _4 o( B7 m! d1 i" I# ]% A
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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