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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 1 O5 J; Y1 ]2 u5 d; B
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.7 t6 @+ N9 U3 g* p
& J' m; x: X5 K+ H C- z! x3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. F0 i; K; C3 m7 d- K6 p
3 h. r$ u; l* [4 _: u4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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: z& ^4 k& t3 Q+ b8 |5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.0 N( U0 m* h/ v9 |
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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5 g: T4 ~( Y( T: ~' C5 r+ v7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.1 U6 y* I I. S9 p3 r2 H. A
8 p2 k0 H. Y$ H9 b' z `8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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1 z, j* j$ u' o/ |! x1 o+ f6 K+ f9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)9 g% r H U/ p; m: J( t9 h8 R
4 W) h8 H/ o8 P0 |& T0 a11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you." q, Q2 K+ D/ B. h/ B) j; p: F) Z1 _
8 g X {) K$ r6 b) z" M12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.! d; r+ K. t( t4 z
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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& `: H j% A- U0 L0 s- S# P0 a( e15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.* {: P' G5 H* b w# @" m
" }6 r9 w1 N( o16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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' r# Y5 I1 {# k& n18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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/ l; D/ @* k W2 y3 U( a% s, u+ w& H19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.$ q% U& K% R Z& s c
* k1 J& \. g% S% W8 K+ Z" J20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time." a0 {4 I* c8 K) f. T1 G/ y
z6 K( @$ O5 T$ u) I+ ~2 d6 V21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"( y4 G; R X0 N! g- o1 N- s
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 Y3 o4 R. ^* T1 A* D; _/ X; \
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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