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& W: [- z, y3 H3 P" z5 V# `, K1 n1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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1 g0 Z& e g9 u' B2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.' m2 S! U8 {; f1 ^# s. ~
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.1 x+ S+ O. @) t" d) |5 ?
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5 F0 ~& u$ d7 O3 z5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.2 b6 S( u) y2 @ B, [ S
9 w) L4 n8 e0 o6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.5 u0 Y# a& R; e* N
) |" s+ ]$ U9 v6 R9 L" i$ a s9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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* x9 b M8 B! q11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ X$ E: _3 T7 e
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.9 T4 u9 ^( `1 c7 r0 ]4 N: j: D
- P% R, ^& ~5 [" b+ e13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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1 n1 U7 k5 D, U: p: p! c; a0 A14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.; A8 j: j% b7 b" q5 i4 j2 e+ y' s% n
: a# c7 A, q2 s" ?( c15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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0 X7 k+ t" w. _9 p' R- S6 w7 V16.) You take naps.
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* E2 A$ Y7 y# i. u) \17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.% \( ?9 t; F* V' j
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.. H3 M4 d. }5 m0 V" W) Q! K
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.0 v/ M2 g: ^1 s+ c5 {) {$ ~% P
" _# K r- u2 o. F8 k1 ^: `3 F' H" X21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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& R) k+ r9 W H$ v2 L& h22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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! [% ^. ]' x3 ]8 s* I# K23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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