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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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9 Z% I4 x1 g# r1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.% N& _  B" ?' [5 b& _: r+ _
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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$ D  P) l1 Q* A9 o5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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% x0 y" y0 h  c  }6.) You watch the Weather Channel.( W0 q: A7 W/ R9 h
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! I+ E: s$ J. p, p' W% g  u
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14., r, t' v, B$ o* L: b9 k/ D' n

1 A' T, R! N2 ]0 J5 f0 ~+ t9 N6 Q9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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" U8 g- k( q5 u7 r' }3 ~7 {1 a  G) Y10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)7 r- E  |4 l% J# Y7 ?8 K

& V+ f. l! X7 b9 w& `: @# S0 \11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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# |0 _* T- L; n1 V/ R12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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5 ^# V/ r# x$ j/ i6 m3 a$ o3 a14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.) ]4 h6 k. v  M" G( M+ n

* |  p: n% S& ^, I/ T* S$ G9 q15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.; O2 t/ l& Y2 C; E& h, g
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.# P0 d' u2 J  L3 A3 u1 I
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 L- c7 j  k4 f8 a5 e3 p; C% r

; `# B* u& y" }) V) c19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.# h0 E' N$ q$ i! p% p

/ R* D$ ]- r* Q& ]1 i21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"6 a6 D( p* G# X9 e: M4 v

: t3 O3 c8 R2 L8 X, z6 l! U22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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