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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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9 i/ m9 B' D# R9 X% x1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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0 @; Z! j1 x6 P# m/ V$ q2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.( G* n7 J: @% A2 v3 _; A9 W a
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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) m& k b' O0 W& p9 B5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.7 R$ o2 R4 d& W' K: I, s- ^9 _
, l! `" x3 F) o! {5 X( g% G6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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) U n, H% M5 y# J5 u5 P7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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2 B8 L3 {( ]5 |- h' o1 R8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# \6 R: r" F1 y, M! I
* }% F& y' ~3 p# w9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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7 U- G6 I5 l+ X7 ]7 U10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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# g3 z8 l4 t" v9 G: v11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.4 b3 S. U" J) N/ T5 V( ^: S2 k
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more." Q! @" Q2 I, X) h1 P) S
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.6 T) h f0 w7 S
( C% ?8 E+ i1 [' t3 `$ r14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers." S3 D9 L% M& M
; c, f8 \2 v( Q2 Q% \/ K4 |15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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/ c8 U' k, m: P' D) Y# E16.) You take naps.( j% B3 {& |+ B1 ~7 z
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.6 _3 U4 ] l$ N, a: w/ a
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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! w9 n% m) D7 _5 [5 B19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests." z9 A+ M. F7 C4 G: f" b7 C
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"- ? J2 u3 O8 z/ |
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ' n* N- T9 f2 \0 _
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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