 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
|
本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 0 `* h$ d) ]( c$ {0 R4 S
7 w: ~7 Z5 M% T7 S; ` V
1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
9 l# r) R$ K; W* x( k3 z% h# u
" |+ ~6 `4 a d( }9 A2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
5 z/ q/ G3 q0 r( m$ x0 U& W0 Y
6 h) G+ l: c# r) h" B% F3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
, I: w1 W' W. `1 \6 M( i
3 o. @1 L3 Z9 `% n5 w2 ^3 E4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
7 t! z! [$ U& y# ^0 V# T$ S
" H7 v( J* o5 x8 B+ q5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
- V% J( \: g3 c$ L
5 g$ u5 X- y1 {9 ?6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ g! R% L' K% t; T! I
$ M% h. i* D4 b' r; I3 G$ {% U$ t7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
! J$ L& }' }6 g- [1 ~; I/ m9 g" L P6 U# u, l$ b
8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
; g' ?+ J' U+ O; t. _* { i# a; O# z' w. {) m& s
9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
; R5 t' R. a5 r
3 Y9 I( Y. S* c10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)% @" p) a4 s& L
5 H5 W: ^- K- G s# {11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
9 ~6 T p- i) h1 M! t: ^. t4 ~
/ i" v6 C! n8 {$ y$ \12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.6 _! u$ }" O5 M8 h
: ^% }/ s% k: ^4 u
13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
4 @9 I; }/ ?. o, r, K, g2 v! W& y0 z; @% m3 V
14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.0 B+ f$ Q0 u" I
9 }: q5 W$ A! X( H7 y
15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
" h" t, G e* d% K6 H; i, F) ?! A: a6 \, r0 H m
16.) You take naps.
3 u& C/ u" m1 ^6 s1 R& C, B
, i, \7 \" I! b1 U1 i17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one./ r; u/ \8 C5 M! t# Y, ^. f
) u! r) ~/ O% n( f
18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.' l8 g! b9 z( Q+ C! h0 h: f: T
3 z( ^& \0 \0 S0 B19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests., w6 v1 n+ b/ i
! P( ^' m8 m# R. c0 H6 ^3 J
20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.5 ^5 k1 k/ t1 T6 ^# Q$ I
) a2 O3 N& j% Y, ^$ E8 c21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' H/ [5 N; O3 Q/ p3 T* k
4 C4 k. ^: B# }5 J, U22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
( @! d) ] U3 x" t
/ F$ \, ?' E/ p# h1 r23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39
