Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
/ T/ Z: i4 X7 P: k7 y9 Y- D2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
+ y& O+ `6 H* e7 X& I3 ^! R6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
: _# A6 ^' P) v! I5 P, J' H7 m! _9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
! A, E0 J* C2 W6 F: x# H5 E* o10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
3 h! k. `& h3 q" u, w1 X; Z11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
/ C: X6 c* b  M" ^' S) H; r5 I17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
! f9 W* a0 m+ J! t. s7 I0 K9 }! q20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
! F. t; J& L; H% t8 U- Y% L( h22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
4 [) }: \; \- g/ A1 p/ {  i% Z23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
: X' @) M6 A: n3 J27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- P2 y4 Q" E" |5 Z. K" F30.        So... How am I doing'?
1 [( [1 {2 L  w9 m31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
5 ]5 X& r3 x; t; w32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
6 g! t0 M1 V, O! g  B) n  Y33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
; F6 X% l5 m4 F( w37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...