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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ! F% [$ I: T0 `4 T, f
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 5 d t) j/ J9 X) U
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
% S3 O5 D* R" O" f$ n% K# P" k# ]4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 9 i3 a. _: n5 M! L. ~5 v# M5 A9 P
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. / N1 x. r- u* @3 F, c! d
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
0 Z, p" T* b* p- S0 x0 s. c4 ~( d7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. : \/ X! h0 b+ o# m! i: V8 g4 ^
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
4 T. a. H7 f; d/ R+ @0 ?; Y9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? ) J! f; K, o- @ W6 n; s
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ; P; n4 Q) T7 b# i8 h1 B0 V
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. : D2 e0 h2 K/ v- K3 I
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
, F. w' Q" B' p* @/ X& U, D5 M13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 5 [; C; f; E+ G! s9 ^# e/ C1 f8 F/ A
14. Can I flirt with you? 4 u5 l; Y4 {* Q5 f2 U* c
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. & K! a& y" I8 \( m* E& n N6 `: Z
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
; p8 H9 t8 @' \% }3 P% l. U2 Z2 S17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. l+ o: Q+ \ D8 R" l- m
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 7 z2 z$ a0 w4 q7 j, A9 P0 E
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
M% F" w! ^& k% d" B+ l# w& J: p20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? + T! {" G. m. u* P' u4 w
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? : v: {+ H: d! X) W
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
# C L% s, L% c' Y0 ]2 i23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
. _7 N9 l7 Q; ^2 i* b; q) U# Y+ R. [24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
' C* P' w+ H# z! f6 f* {' ]% _25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
# P8 V/ `% b* e) T26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
' l; ?/ i( L( H+ h. P6 k2 w% y27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 2 _; J* }" ?: m9 x" {: v
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
8 u# K% F' D' S29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
v, s+ d* k$ O30. So... How am I doing'? 3 X& ^0 ]0 g$ _6 l9 Y9 Q
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
8 Z+ l6 L9 d) W. b1 E32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
& m1 Z! M- c' a- U) P8 {- D; r4 h33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ' @2 a- I, ?5 }* M* e% @& }
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? & Q! ~) F m; ]# q5 f4 T
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
* h( H. l, D& F36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
5 S: C$ U$ H+ G; u37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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