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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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9 t( j: o' Z9 |& N, r: y1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. - c! a9 _; @9 P* C
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
' n+ p# ^% h; j+ ]$ m* i3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
& G: C2 u0 {. M. d" a4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
8 {6 y+ u% J& z( U/ v5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. - B- @; {& v  I( o' s- q+ ~
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7 i3 `3 W3 {- X0 Z/ w7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ( H) E+ k* p1 t: p& L/ d
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. - H5 j& Z# N: c/ p1 E5 M: p
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
1 `2 M4 h8 F& k: ~10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
# J% U4 \. t4 O$ t2 P11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. " C$ s8 [% B1 x& E/ H8 o: J5 X. V
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" ; C- s2 W$ u* Q/ e
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ' L# a# m; ?( m- t
14.        Can I flirt with you? 4 b* T2 i( M6 u
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
* g: @, v1 ~$ O# G: Q' {; V. V" Z16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if * D9 S1 E# S: [  X
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
9 @: K( V0 m3 t0 P! ?18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? ! o& V4 I: r% D3 q* W# ]8 A7 e, K
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. * l9 P8 Z1 i5 l; O+ L  F( T1 N. o
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 7 y8 ?, d$ W6 |& r( G2 E: A; U
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- ]' q+ j2 E3 \$ G2 S/ e3 x2 w22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
7 X  c2 q5 T" \; i23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
/ \5 ~( f1 P) l  e0 Z24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? : w4 Q3 q1 I! n6 H
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
8 F, U+ j, A( b; A1 `! J26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
6 Y# {% W1 v! K" A27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? + A" K! g' x2 @) I5 u
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. $ x# ]% t5 x+ _4 H. a
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- p5 [6 w5 `  X0 ~( W1 Z. j7 @30.        So... How am I doing'? + y  w( @5 l  [! h2 `5 k* t
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? . I$ B2 \- F/ A2 t! ^
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ( I6 F, L2 {* c: m5 H
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
0 v0 h$ H* a1 D! e/ O/ ]# S34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
3 U& }8 t) u2 i, a; m35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
0 P" N3 Z$ w0 T. p6 D! B36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
. m/ i9 q5 r$ c7 w- H% r' x37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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