Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
! o, G2 {0 T' H$ [# t% e8 v. [7 f3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
, o+ B# {) y; V. b+ ~" H, |5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
# r6 Z/ k( _/ p- }' j) }8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
# |/ S6 S& D9 v7 L4 v) ~  _: h5 ^9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
6 }6 k3 e: U! L7 g. g$ I4 q11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
7 N( n. H1 i& U$ k; i& Y16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
: _# x1 ]1 I+ S% j/ f9 o+ M2 g& X18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
9 Y5 o1 C$ B7 |3 U19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
+ K1 {# R, {7 ^7 c  d20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
4 R% ^+ {, V; T22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
1 `& ?/ O( G5 G9 Y5 L+ ~  |25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
* J) ?; i  P  C* c27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
! R/ ?+ t, X5 L- T30.        So... How am I doing'?
8 ~' T6 r9 j& T3 S31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
! P3 B. |# R7 {+ N& P3 w7 O! F33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
6 y1 Y0 n" F$ f' M: K37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...