Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

) e- V. ^$ E" e% `( o' h1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
) l+ d- N9 ^/ {: q5 U3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4 v5 r( h; p! ^2 l" r4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
7 {; B( J# X! [5 }3 a6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
' x& B) m2 ?6 m9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
) g7 @: x' j. ?2 w11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
& w( S- e9 s2 Z9 P) Z13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
2 l  c" c5 a  P+ |: b9 G15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
# O3 M1 p/ o1 y; p4 }20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
( j& }, H4 l& X; C9 g4 y2 v21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
) m2 W! a& z1 Y. S+ Q/ z, X( B22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
& a- T+ k# v- E8 }9 r  m24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
7 ~4 [" t2 R" C26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
. V4 u2 y$ j/ i( n27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
! e& R7 \2 o: v8 S, a9 V29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
1 C3 p* U. ]2 K& P30.        So... How am I doing'?
& _9 V6 {  l. j6 V9 p8 F31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
. a: q( f$ |* k1 B$ U) K33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
, G4 `1 G: w! V% ]0 R34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
9 Y3 o$ T% Q; a4 C3 R1 s& g" F36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
2 ^3 D: m4 a) y% {9 A37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...