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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....5 N4 d. g! s) {& O8 {# R% H
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 5 ?/ @7 T5 V( W
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 3 F Z7 l6 j2 x7 P/ c" F
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 0 h7 ]3 D; W3 ^* V1 M* @ O
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
0 L6 h( Y/ S7 o- ` ?/ k+ C5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
2 M: T5 a* i/ E, e% Z; a2 j6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
, {1 h! q" _8 [. b$ ?' ~7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ; c: C% d" K" C" ]' I% y
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
! y6 y9 f. a! {( r9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
5 d z+ B o# }: }10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ; V* }2 S- I) M: T2 s
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. , s1 N8 K E5 x! N
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 3 c5 ?: A) `, m
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 1 }, ^$ {7 L5 B+ R
14. Can I flirt with you?
6 O* @9 F8 t" H3 l7 v15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
& P9 X8 L. @/ U+ U+ `16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
2 d4 S) h+ j+ c- v1 \4 H5 b17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. y6 [$ j! b$ L
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
+ W. Q! a4 L9 e/ v/ g/ V19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
3 J. v& P2 r/ J" k$ F4 A- w) I5 D1 b20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
& N* p3 W& d3 Q$ _21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? . u( U8 d* b9 O' U5 `
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. / q8 h, Q D. c& V
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
) k2 E! w' r0 T: |" s0 \24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
. g% O$ {. R; Q! Y2 m; m25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
/ b! v5 o& A4 T* Y4 X% @) C26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
7 g! X8 v1 U [9 F# e3 W& C27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 3 P" g6 \ k1 Y6 [3 _" m: I
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. + q" F$ a% H) e' O6 y7 X" t' @
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
6 ^! E" s: k0 F, g4 R# k7 i$ I30. So... How am I doing'?
* B2 p6 C- ]- t9 c9 x31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 3 d+ R# G9 Q; ?+ s
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 6 s) |; ^( m0 P4 M
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
4 n6 r: w1 _) G* r( e2 S34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? * r- p8 G( [, D( {; W( V# ~
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
- D! {: V/ U5 T36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 5 g1 Q0 m& v) c* T f' s* R
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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