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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months...., b# B$ J; r" `# x0 _9 A+ y
# G/ R$ ~! p6 q3 F A/ ?( y1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
6 l4 r9 P6 P% {( @2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
- ~" v7 Y1 D4 h% r* ~7 h- f7 b2 i& q) A3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 5 z2 w; ~2 I4 c0 {$ O, D( ]
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
3 L! w% X& W l" d, |8 t5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
7 x3 {# C2 ?+ K: H+ y0 @( K6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
, N% q- D; l2 p2 Z7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- b: T. n( |5 E% Y( k/ W: ~8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
+ {; n. Y: n5 E, p' U9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
4 D2 i" d6 I, @" N- i2 F" X1 K1 U5 G10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
& _# ?7 l7 L+ H% i3 k11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
$ c( B9 ` @& T5 G12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" - x J8 | }% K. D# k- L
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
- ] d3 P& o0 r- d6 P4 ^14. Can I flirt with you?
% g' @ b5 L4 D" z15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
+ ~: M$ V0 v9 P6 r4 Y9 I16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
3 A% C: j8 e+ \1 K$ j+ \1 E17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
% U* G- y" K* G7 p; |: q18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? - M; ?9 f- A8 @& X
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
8 H" Y- d! o* c J20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
" b I0 Y' U; I6 i+ r$ V$ ^/ S21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
' c0 P% \- C% y( O6 m) D9 j4 U8 X22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 1 S% M' x; Z; _% F- P( M
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
" W" E% @6 u+ K3 H7 d U3 {3 Z24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? % O {4 ?# x( _0 H
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 3 b2 V) W7 v( d: j/ z3 \
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 1 J. f2 q! E$ ?( z7 `
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? : [* x7 [" V5 R8 i0 Z3 M
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
6 t) f1 f V- Y; c# Y29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
* W" k& A$ e, C5 z& @) x30. So... How am I doing'?
4 x8 L1 E) [2 B! Q- f. d$ O9 o; X31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? , `; l- U* |/ h5 y
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. + l: i6 M1 G, G
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
9 h3 j! r5 g& t0 z. g- E' J34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
' G9 |, p/ P# `3 }35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 0 w' N3 Q3 N6 U; A3 f
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
9 U9 _1 z; Q' c# C, |37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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