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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....2 G+ G! o0 y/ \# q% @% ~$ p1 E1 P
( _/ L# r) ~. A& U/ C- P1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
( o/ Q' M% j" v, `8 ~6 ?2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
+ V5 T% r) ^& B y+ h; a/ F/ U3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 9 M/ W5 x; `1 p- D- y) D9 i- j
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
& V0 [7 B" s9 P4 Q5 q/ d5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. - p8 m3 _! K) q# n5 j
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
: a! p. @/ L: I. T7 i3 `- W) T# U7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 6 i( m8 ^, x% \; h' ~" d, Y# Z
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. . ~4 h3 a B2 p
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? s* t+ @6 \! ?
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. . _1 l* Y, e* u$ L. b1 c3 y
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 6 e: ?; [# Y: L2 y/ d6 |; A1 V
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
) Q( c/ r% u# G" ?! R13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
6 Y- P a! ~) s( b* ]! O6 r14. Can I flirt with you?
8 ~6 \ I1 M0 i0 @& E U4 [15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
5 L8 z# v' E6 z( @6 n16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if : Q0 o5 x7 ^9 O x6 h' O* X* b* r
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. + }2 }; b: Z9 H2 N3 {
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 3 m1 l3 ?- q5 h7 @ `
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. Z* g/ i$ P+ A0 E& c5 u. w
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? $ O% A$ c! V( f. d) V
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
0 O, @$ _) H' R: f+ m' k22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
7 w/ W! J+ n4 s# @2 O23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 1 T) {- |# K w+ @
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
% c3 B+ u* I# G. L4 W3 d+ C5 D+ U25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
0 o+ c$ y) r6 }+ `" R26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. : B# r0 A( t% \ Q5 `" I
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? , Y& _& W0 D1 i9 s) V: N5 i
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
3 \: A8 F2 v4 m29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? % U' x* }9 ]4 |9 J L
30. So... How am I doing'?
7 c9 ?4 x5 K) m5 R/ G3 |- B31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
7 D, W2 Z1 w; j& y32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
" }) Z7 L2 s2 L& N33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
( q( b/ _4 z5 P34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? # Q1 M+ z1 J; W9 e. T/ H; a
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 7 K) M/ Q9 [$ U
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
7 {5 \' L. {. O: x1 z: Z37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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