Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
% S3 O5 D* R" O" f$ n% K# P" k# ]4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
0 Z, p" T* b* p- S0 x0 s. c4 ~( d7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
4 T. a. H7 f; d/ R+ @0 ?; Y9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
, F. w' Q" B' p* @/ X& U, D5 M13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
; p8 H9 t8 @' \% }3 P% l. U2 Z2 S17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  M% F" w! ^& k% d" B+ l# w& J: p20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
# C  L% s, L% c' Y0 ]2 i23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
. _7 N9 l7 Q; ^2 i* b; q) U# Y+ R. [24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
' C* P' w+ H# z! f6 f* {' ]% _25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
# P8 V/ `% b* e) T26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
' l; ?/ i( L( H+ h. P6 k2 w% y27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
8 u# K% F' D' S29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  v, s+ d* k$ O30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
8 Z+ l6 L9 d) W. b1 E32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
& m1 Z! M- c' a- U) P8 {- D; r4 h33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
* h( H. l, D& F36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
5 S: C$ U$ H+ G; u37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...