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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 0 T$ h# }* ~2 A/ P7 a2 k6 T1 ~
, Q" C7 f2 s D, O* o$ D" ^& [& |9 p. r( QHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the . q" M' t7 o& d+ Y" f
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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+ a: m$ N S# X; L6 u5 ~& YThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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- Y3 \8 [1 S" K" v1 J6 p( ^We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie * |6 V: m; x. _! ^4 j0 k
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". 8 W- c9 E6 x3 |/ i( U
; b" N" V. I3 {# N4 hThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the " t6 n! B* u6 u) ~5 C
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" / g5 a$ M! ~" g; \* m
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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