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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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0 B* h- E' i& ?. R2 }$ B D8 ^He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 1 ]! t ^% t6 D( G# J3 T9 C+ C
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" ; n1 x* V4 d4 e2 j! f5 L; H, k
1 ?0 m1 g+ c' p% H q9 VThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 8 ~7 A) V+ c' h0 w& o
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". h+ X+ k- P3 V; t4 `, y
7 @9 a* n! H& e6 L+ G9 p( D* n% sThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 6 Y0 z, c3 G0 Z! v* K
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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