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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the + U* H+ {3 {* J4 R/ @
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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' q& i# q$ H) N3 C# [9 J3 Q4 m- wThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?$ U7 f# z/ G- g3 p
5 l- t/ b: a& S+ b# E$ oWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie % C3 A. j! x' P2 ~5 k6 K
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the & r7 b/ f( M# Q- q; g
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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; W, A9 O4 m* P1 K+ AThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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