1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & F% |1 {; ~1 F
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. * k; G' `" d; A$ C6 m2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 1 P: J0 @% l" s+ G Not is you’re a chicken. ! N: g v) F: d: b- c- X; Z# a3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ( B/ Y- s6 I# m4 d p' k The outside." u) S$ t+ e5 E0 b; ^% E- b
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? & B; @; h; i4 V* {% J7 a Fry-day! * H Y" k/ L' _- p# E ~5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 0 _& C) ?/ M% a2 d+ Y! |; o No idea./ k; {; h' y3 W' i0 G; h5 J% n+ k
6.Why you go to bed? ) X, ^: O: J% ~8 V8 s Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表: t ]6 o; q2 K- y4 y
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? " V# Y$ l, n- u2 | S6 Q. Q
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. - u& y' l1 U- g* ^$ x2.Is chicken soup good for your health?1 g/ j2 `- l+ }+ O% b L
Not if you’re a chicken.# W5 d7 G4 O* ^, l& Y' n
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表0 t2 Z- q/ z( u+ |$ G
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? " z; H5 d; a. j P
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.% f4 J' y5 S7 E( p3 y, ~# P& x! v6 R
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 7 |# L9 S9 F1 c: D Not is you’re a chicken." ?; z9 o# M9 ^# J6 T
3.Which side of the chi ...