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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
* z" u; z9 i( ~( c- X4 x1 \ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
9 n1 R7 t* P3 d: ~- B! ~4 j8 s2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
0 w3 T0 M, F3 [( F/ _: T5 h, P Not is you’re a chicken.$ k8 ]% D9 A% G( g9 r. k- [( Q6 B
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?. E4 t. E& V1 C8 T2 H! c: \8 z4 T% t( P
The outside.1 X. H, s8 S4 R0 D. G2 G
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?% @% ^( B( p6 R5 ]2 q
Fry-day!
4 ]/ Q$ O2 {# ]( X0 M5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
' j( G7 f* \" r/ {. Z. e No idea.. M# n8 M, \; a0 p+ y& K: F. Q) h
6.Why you go to bed?
4 {, K2 p' E/ R( i Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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