1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 @" u, O* Q4 m8 v- h2 L I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. . O$ b1 K1 w+ V6 ?5 s- n/ k2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 8 A# y, `% t6 f9 i$ B Not is you’re a chicken. 1 ^& M, K) @# S- a7 {3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?% l8 |" R9 I- L Z
The outside. a9 Q. ]; Z/ j- G! F2 c: F( G" o
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? % [1 l+ r) n) S1 k& ?7 }+ @ Fry-day! 6 C5 H# y4 X4 b5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? ! D$ M s( z$ i2 `2 m6 X No idea. - R, Z9 N0 q0 F/ n6.Why you go to bed? ; ?& _7 ]/ Q; g9 V; e$ |: j" s Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表+ q9 y2 O4 u2 @0 t' q
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / n% N: x! E: u I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.( \9 g: j5 E) M% [$ B% C" j, F1 O, o
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? $ d+ a; e u) C0 x; e9 o Not if you’re a chicken.+ E7 k6 D& u& r8 |% K; p/ r9 E
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表; d! }, @0 W; _8 e1 e* u
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # j0 I$ I7 {" T* p3 g D" B ~ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist./ ?9 T5 d. K2 q6 u9 P+ R
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? K2 z$ }; I0 b" r! d Not is you’re a chicken. C( s k8 W: B$ R( j# n1 k+ h3.Which side of the chi ...