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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
8 @1 C( q. H6 M7 D I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.* {0 Z$ l9 M8 U( h" Q9 v
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?) p( {" s/ s" n1 d6 Y
Not is you’re a chicken.
, H/ O2 P" N! s1 D6 X" L3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?; U! p, |+ X w! ]
The outside. q- K. @/ f. A' L, ?& u5 J
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
3 J; |! }1 S" `" B! \7 Q6 ]" e% E3 h Fry-day!7 ^! \% G- e, e! |! T3 ]) m
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?1 K! u/ t) J" F5 P9 U- R
No idea./ Q9 o) R* p# P
6.Why you go to bed?
4 R0 m) k. R2 i0 g/ z! ?, u1 c Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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