Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
7 t3 g8 j* }3 S$ [/ }; I8 l+ D>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- }9 A, u2 M& E# |- k>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
4 `8 E2 l0 i8 H" j' d6 J. W6 O. A>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
8 S# }+ G7 ~% ?- u>>             IRISH WOMEN:
* z6 _: P: H  R8 x>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
8 R7 z  Y" e! Y2 ?insists on
+ E) |; k4 O5 C% w9 L# ^>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
; `. x. P. m1 G& M: f: A$ S- o' d>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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* U; E2 M5 J4 S) K6 i1 B! o: a>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
# x# G0 T* t9 t, ]+ @) s+ x) y7 l+ \>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
8 r  H- \7 h/ c>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
: d  }/ ?1 |1 c, J, b& U4 z>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
3 ?7 }0 g' _0 G$ \2 ^+ n>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
( n6 n- w6 S3 d0 H7 F# s4 D& l* h! A>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
$ {9 _6 y" M7 p* Y& I3 ?you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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  y& n" E" P( a>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
  i* s* u) y) I# X& \! W: y4 m>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
4 S2 G7 f7 @! h  _>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
0 ]6 @- D6 [( Q' T5 O& r7 [>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
1 i+ E: e% g, M' I>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
: G  l3 p; b% \5 A9 ?5 J- ~>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
9 ?( \0 b7 |8 Q+ e>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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7 u9 k5 C8 q0 v! [0 v8 f; q>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
* l, u4 }0 P# I! }# t>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
# x* s# U2 r; Esister's
! g2 @/ a" Y/ E% L3 }* B4 u& @>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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- B" o, }. D% }0 ?$ G>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
* |! Y' s" H( M>>             No third date.