Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* x1 w" E( I& |5 S+ n  @>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
! S, X: p9 w% J# R>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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% E9 [' g( s+ e8 |' x6 w/ a" \" \$ B>>             IRISH WOMEN:
+ K1 ?: R* [5 y' B, P* o5 p( \9 y>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 g/ ]: E5 L* `+ r2 R' g9 b4 X) S>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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  `! S: Z* |6 Z; }: V0 U>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
  j# M/ m. N& l% z! N4 i>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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/ @- W* q8 x5 @>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
7 O3 n" W$ A5 v. x+ w" q>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
& ]2 J- q; X2 ?* A( R$ ^! M7 q>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
$ b1 ?/ N3 O: Z& Z# ^" j4 F1 Qhead
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9 v$ i  w8 q9 S' z; ?2 X>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
8 B% v, Z  @3 y) Q+ \& e1 x>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
& P% h  J0 }* g, ?>> nothing happens.
+ R# Y' D( \3 F6 h6 j>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
. ~5 o7 z6 A: f8 @' V5 I>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
, ~1 E1 I, F- B- ^>>             First date: Meet her parents.
% I" B0 V5 I$ ]& w>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
2 N/ G$ s# b1 z( C5 J>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# s  U9 L; J9 p/ I# I  T% S! o>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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3 c& R! Z: z4 l; i8 e5 p4 C>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
$ ?; r# G' J+ e1 d8 |7 M* D' |1 x>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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7 y: R8 [: V) k5 q, f6 k>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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1 P# [2 j# }$ j, S) r- C>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
9 N) H- g$ m7 G/ x% m% i. U' |>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
  @% w# A! I; X1 f6 q* x5 asister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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; Y; ]' l+ M6 Y0 `. [; f) E>>             ARAB WOMEN:
2 {; A! H. m  C! {7 k, Z>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
" G6 M% `$ w* F+ @9 _4 M0 e>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
3 @% o% z6 U- v>>             No third date.