Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
" i: I0 ?7 }# r+ ]; s& _>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
' K  j$ \" g2 T- p1 f3 e/ i! c) m>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
0 e8 V  o+ D3 b+ v' E4 r>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
. L& v% [% R! D" `/ C>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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- E+ w% x: p$ P( F+ Z>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
$ _$ K1 b' O- x: Q>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
3 [* }& t% m8 o6 i5 }' f, w' x' `>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
4 a) m5 Y1 S; t4 ~1 G# g- A>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
- e% p: |- P5 V9 hinsists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
/ ]& A6 b0 c$ }* M2 M5 E. z+ E>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
! Z4 a6 H( r* t1 C% T/ p5 V>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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9 E( `$ z9 I" X9 ^>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
# M4 |/ q  g9 ~. ?: `>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
( v' G6 }, E% g3 m" h' |2 }! x>> nothing happens.
9 ]( f' R. |2 R- M! V- c0 P>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
, `7 _. p5 x7 P( H& p% A>> Nothing happens again.
' k( d" {" T' Z+ m6 Q1 v>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
: u! q8 Q" e7 R9 X, i7 J+ B" e>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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$ b, n1 H' [; h>>             BLACK WOMEN:
9 O* u' Q1 N) k4 w>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
7 v; z0 M! Y1 U>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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8 m" g  m& n! @* j+ s>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
/ G2 Q2 _2 d* _>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
4 y& t5 X! E! Gfather,
8 t, P3 v) o5 K/ m  ]' O6 p>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
. u3 S: f. d4 [# l3 b/ u>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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" Z( E3 a- \+ _$ ^' J/ Q$ B4 c>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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+ ~% |, S, e7 A. k& @; w>>             ARAB WOMEN:
3 g7 u# s* w; Z: M>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
- {; o5 o8 s" q1 ]2 v7 w+ n>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.