Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
* }5 l: A7 M* o; V>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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. p) L8 t- U* K8 n>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. z( t8 Y8 \- M. f) i>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
) O0 O! q3 _6 s7 x1 y>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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5 A7 l5 ]% l7 ^" S>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
# V; q2 T5 [$ V9 g" I& c2 L>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
4 B- l- @9 I! ?+ d( Y>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
$ e. w; `4 G& u; y>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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( H5 H; q5 ^: Q6 t9 Z% p) c>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
  h  b2 [2 N5 I, Q; n5 X% E, R>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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3 ^: f2 z- Q9 L>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
" j9 ]! I- U' p. B- n% {>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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4 Y* k' |' `. D: A) l3 z8 G: U>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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7 o2 {( L/ j* P$ ]* G>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
0 L3 Q2 q2 L1 p2 v1 F>>             First date: Meet her parents.
0 [5 C3 o3 y6 z7 X2 B) v9 p% Y& @>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
" i( n- \& S! O: U>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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) J+ f/ s. z3 h4 m>>             BLACK WOMEN:
6 E* Y/ d- {: X. A& z4 b; s>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
$ M& E* C  O3 t. A>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
6 k, v( ^' e. D0 M: R# O>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
! i! \4 e5 O& D; P/ N>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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! [$ I* w( Q! e>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
; ~  `  f* a# [9 |1 v. `1 N>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
# _/ e/ r  @" Y. I6 Q>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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* w8 l( H8 X1 }9 g>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
8 ^' u$ ~, ~4 S7 ?3 a>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
, i3 q( Q8 d. V/ y+ G2 c7 r  Q  a1 {>>             No third date.