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>> WHITE WOMEN:
7 t3 g8 j* }3 S$ [/ }; I8 l+ D>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- }9 A, u2 M& E# |- k>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a 1 u! `$ u* y+ D t) U
bit.
4 `8 E2 l0 i8 H" j' d6 J. W6 O. A>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the ) o9 l' M1 z: C# z- v( k7 G4 O
missionary
3 S! l+ @1 b6 e3 n+ ^$ r9 w0 s) ]>> position.( P' M$ @% B; [/ r) o
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8 S# }+ G7 ~% ?- u>> IRISH WOMEN:
* z6 _: P: H R8 x>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.3 ^3 y$ C2 i( b$ V# F
>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.4 B$ ?# p, o9 ~- X2 C! P7 U8 v) a, `% B
>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex./ N) Z( N4 {# C5 r [8 s
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>> ITALIAN WOMEN:/ {) j" _! Q3 k% v. _/ E
>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive 3 K8 O, O: q# \* ]
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>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes ( s% ?: S' C; @5 m) `5 ]
spaghetti
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>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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+ E) |; k4 O5 C% w9 L# ^>> a 3-carat ring.: P# I1 p7 x( ?3 H: K/ u. M
>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
; `. x. P. m1 G& M: f: A$ S- o' d>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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* U; E2 M5 J4 S) K6 i1 B! o: a>> JEWISH WOMEN:
# x# G0 T* t9 t, ]+ @) s+ x) y7 l+ \>> First Date: You get terrific head.
8 r H- \7 h/ c>> Second Date: You get even more great head.( u' J3 U: R* X' f
>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get : @2 N$ O: u* E( B% _" J
head
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>> CHINESE WOMEN:
: d }/ ?1 |1 c, J, b& U4 z>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but 9 l3 y9 w6 i: @
>> nothing happens.
3 ?7 }0 g' _0 G$ \2 ^+ n>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. 3 k8 s& n/ |; N4 q
>> Nothing happens again.
( n6 n- w6 S3 d0 H7 F# s4 D& l* h! A>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
$ {9 _6 y" M7 p* Y& I3 ?you've : D, |) y' n3 H1 _& ~0 B: t; i4 E6 D
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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y& n" E" P( a>> INDIAN WOMEN:' q3 M1 f; I! S# x
>> First date: Meet her parents.9 {- X) e' z( A& }8 |# P
>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
i* s* u) y) I# X& \! W: y4 m>> Third date: Wedding night. G8 J8 x% R, v, i8 k0 b
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>> BLACK WOMEN: ?$ ] L8 e- }+ Z0 y5 t$ ~
>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.# d+ }7 W- t/ z3 @, `
>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a 2 Q: t) U1 p5 |9 d0 T/ R
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>> expensive dinner.
4 S2 G7 f7 @! h _>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
0 ]6 @- D6 [( Q' T5 O& r7 [>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
1 i+ E: e% g, M' I>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk 5 ~* y( d! [% h6 F5 E
on
: G l3 p; b% \5 A9 ?5 J- ~>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.2 o; `$ Q Y( `5 `# L9 c4 s) h
>> Second Date: She's pregnant.
9 ?( \0 b7 |8 Q+ e>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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7 u9 k5 C8 q0 v! [0 v8 f; q>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
* l, u4 }0 P# I! }# t>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
# x* s# U2 r; Esister's
! g2 @/ a" Y/ E% L3 }* B4 u& @>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now 7 }' ]- Q* F; L& {$ D5 { F) C+ t5 h
looks . J) w8 K- O: O; N$ Q5 s. r
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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- B" o, }. D% }0 ?$ G>> ARAB WOMEN:- S1 }8 o) M4 d: g- r/ i
>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, ( z! z' g6 u' w7 F$ e, G
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.: {3 [1 x8 a/ P- P* j: s
>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
* |! Y' s" H( M>> No third date. |
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