Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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9 R; @) E# N  l& ?4 I>>             IRISH WOMEN:
: O" v& C" ]* m$ c>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 U$ V2 G; X/ |" p: O>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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6 i- Y" z) ^' n  u9 h0 l8 L>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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0 w" @  g" n' F. y' Q: }>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
) n- F2 E9 J1 w>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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1 ^6 @5 W1 l8 i! w) Q>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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5 T; e/ ?. m+ E4 l% ?, @; n>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
9 P( F# t; ?: H>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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9 u- L  @3 T: A  W7 k2 z>>             BLACK WOMEN:
) c: k: T5 [) p4 u! [6 }>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
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7 O, B5 z3 D6 Y0 M7 J, \>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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0 c: N3 c8 R3 h% s% |>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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1 J# N, l2 d3 m- p1 ?4 @>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
3 D4 p2 Q% E5 R>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
; @4 X3 |- o1 E4 h>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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! }1 ?* I. q6 f3 a% K>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
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>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
9 j: g8 D/ K" @9 t8 @6 X' ]>>             No third date.