Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
+ Z- I% q0 w2 D) _, q6 S>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ A# W1 N) T& }>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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: ]- T6 O' J3 }  q- U>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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- k" E" b& c, h>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
$ K( ]# o1 O6 u% `. R>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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  d1 i8 p; @! h6 K>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
+ M+ h5 y2 U. E>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
8 Z# p4 L/ W& K, J2 O/ g>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
3 t5 c( S0 ?( W7 ]" [, M>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
  u/ d. `$ p7 i. x2 I0 _>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
' Q& d( p, ?, q# v>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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# [, X  l7 ~7 V: q' u& i! E>>             BLACK WOMEN:
7 f7 Z+ i3 Q* h# V3 E( Z4 z- u$ ^' x9 @>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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  Z. o' I0 n8 D: j- c>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
7 b8 s* Q3 m& C- M& l>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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/ A2 d/ }( v0 M! y2 a) J" v>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
, m1 n" f7 M: x4 a>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
; B. k" X! }# b  {>>             No third date.