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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
" i: I0 ?7 }# r+ ]; s& _>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
' K  j$ \" g2 T- p1 f3 e/ i! c) m>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a ! ~3 S0 d$ Q1 \- k& F. W. y$ \
bit.
0 e8 V  o+ D3 b+ v' E4 r>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the ; P. E3 S! C2 C! G
missionary / D- ~9 ]2 T5 g3 S
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
. L& v% [% R! D" `/ C>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.- Q6 H+ e, @' S$ n' k- T
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.  p) W: j3 I5 A+ b6 L! z
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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- E+ w% x: p$ P( F+ Z>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
$ _$ K1 b' O- x: Q>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
3 [* }& t% m8 o6 i5 }' f, w' x' `>> restaurant.# n9 K$ I+ C6 [5 I
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes * d) K  c  a( b0 h
spaghetti : W$ T* H! I. w1 A0 W
>> & meatballs.
4 a) m5 Y1 S; t4 ~1 G# g- A>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
- e% p: |- P5 V9 hinsists on 9 I* e, ?( y% p+ h
>> a 3-carat ring.
/ ]& A6 b0 c$ }* M2 M5 E. z+ E>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.- M% ]. A# T/ M+ P4 c$ \
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:% [+ o1 {) v9 W* ?
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.% s( }) J5 u3 m' g
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
! Z4 a6 H( r* t1 C% T/ p5 V>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get 5 ]( h, t9 I& Q, y2 q. k+ K; H
head
" l5 t& }7 x, z. k3 J>> again.- u, u' O5 q& W3 |. ]7 z
>>
9 E( `$ z9 I" X9 ^>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
# M4 |/ q  g9 ~. ?: `>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
( v' G6 }, E% g3 m" h' |2 }! x>> nothing happens.
9 ]( f' R. |2 R- M! V- c0 P>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
, `7 _. p5 x7 P( H& p% A>> Nothing happens again.
' k( d" {" T' Z+ m6 Q1 v>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and / g  y6 k# `& w2 q. C& F
you've 7 r9 a5 \/ l2 P( p* ?5 b5 ~
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
: u! q8 Q" e7 R9 X, i7 J+ B" e>>             First date: Meet her parents.' b. c4 `' k" e
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.$ E5 @$ b. j" |& h: b- F0 R$ M& f: L
>>             Third date: Wedding night.( P, z* ?; H9 z5 F
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$ b, n1 H' [; h>>             BLACK WOMEN:
9 O* u' Q1 N) k4 w>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.: C: Q! \/ X3 [
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
  A3 Y  M: A& [8 J& b1 b+ o, v3 Freal 2 [' ~/ a$ q9 N% u9 B5 \7 \! o
>> expensive dinner.* a- h0 h9 j6 q+ c
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.. x* w1 Z4 X+ S* {$ l, o
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.  i( G; G* G; @1 x) E, ?! z3 R4 O
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
7 v; z0 M! Y1 U>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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8 m" g  m& n! @* j+ s>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
/ G2 Q2 _2 d* _>>             Second Date: She's pregnant." k& |: T/ k+ z; v- q
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
4 y& t5 X! E! Gfather,
8 t, P3 v) o5 K/ m  ]' O6 p>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
. u3 S: f. d4 [# l3 b/ u>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her 2 ]  H% j6 A" j
sister's ' ~' q% \8 R& d% Z3 P  Y
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
. I. b, v) ]+ S- ~. Q7 bfor
" Z( E3 a- \+ _$ ^' J/ Q$ B4 c>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now 3 ?4 E8 O4 n& o
looks 5 p& v- Y/ t; D* d) n* k% M& }# D
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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+ ~% |, S, e7 A. k& @; w>>             ARAB WOMEN:
3 g7 u# s* w; Z: M>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, 6 F3 d% m* I- W) [7 _& ?4 B
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
- {; o5 o8 s" q1 ]2 v7 w+ n>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.& J4 ^/ f- j' R2 ]( S2 d
>>             No third date.
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