Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: w- K: z! r1 X% f; P>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
6 u; \* W& n* A4 M( E& J>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ ~/ _) P+ X& C% `9 }2 m7 }/ C# F>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. {0 p' r# u% W$ V* e+ \9 d>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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  L( k; i1 f" ]$ Y' O, }>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
! \* u5 s( k6 T2 u. @* l/ n>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
/ F2 d1 J. p( k* g" a- t>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
- R( n% d& F5 \  P1 H>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
: v& H% s  Q' S0 E) Y>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
0 s4 A  e  `: y  b# O6 w$ l9 w9 ?>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
$ w  I. z; e  S" y( x>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
5 V& }# K9 K2 c$ v5 J>>             First date: Meet her parents.
$ Y: g# C( a, A+ J8 `( m# M>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
2 p5 t: r5 [& j, q' i$ q>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
8 C) m9 _/ I7 A9 s>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
% @/ w: |, t. j- k>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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2 L) F" {/ [7 J4 O4 V! _>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
' T" x5 _: @3 ^% [8 i>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
$ u2 w5 x3 w( O>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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  M) C# \- z% b) W: P>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
$ O* k. p& a  Y* a/ y, y>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
+ {1 Z9 f* C' Y/ _% S2 X& l9 O>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.