Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
$ ?3 x# V5 R2 d4 H7 U8 j6 u4 s1 a>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: g5 M+ M  f# e' x- n. T7 A>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
# {8 S! z5 g- D4 W0 h>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ U: \$ s7 R6 w" ^1 c>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( k+ c% Q4 u9 f, J) A5 C>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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  O9 M  ~  A/ p: O# q>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
6 u0 t& C2 S  \8 B' G: k& e2 [>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
" L- D  Z% e% s6 f0 vinsists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
8 w9 ?% K5 y' X! y" j' x  Q>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
$ \5 \1 c8 f7 _+ m7 M5 G% L4 Ithe
5 v# W! i0 u9 Z8 ^# Z6 }/ x  m>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
% N( ^8 ?) J# x* o- G; }>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
5 h8 R% I  i  Q% d* ~>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
>>
& G  \3 C0 N  j& }>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
2 b2 x# v" h+ ]! W$ ~$ v6 Y& a>> nothing happens.
9 Q. Q* V7 c/ h  E>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
0 K# q) R  e, y8 ~8 T; |* k. y5 eyou've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
; X! d2 J2 ]  i4 ]& H) Y>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
/ c% H2 d0 \: `0 Z( B- H) ^" b7 N>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
# o/ Z$ B$ _  S* M7 {6 b  O& {/ e, J>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
! p  m. Y. \# w+ `8 D( @>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
* B; M  p/ m3 D8 [9 i- ~6 N>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
8 t5 [% b$ G; r; K% s- j* o>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
4 n. V  u: U( a) `0 W>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
7 d4 w+ b" Z' Y  G>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
. G0 I$ a3 ~! c4 }, l/ _>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
. B7 [4 A( }7 p( r1 ?; t8 H* dfather,
: F# a4 U5 K: ]6 _; C3 M4 v- K) Z>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
# S! T) y- E- Q2 o: g& X8 m>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
; C$ q. ?% E  R+ ~/ R2 c>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
7 R7 N" U2 \! e6 [/ z: @4 k2 Ffor
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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8 y2 w7 W" f0 m2 G2 e, {3 b>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.