Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
; W* \4 s/ \6 }4 A>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
$ ?$ A: y; D  j  ]+ d$ ?>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, I# a9 y6 F+ F* O# |. @& w>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 m3 k9 y5 h2 w>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
/ s! q# b# D/ H0 a0 ?/ S>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
' B9 j% K% n. A+ O0 ~>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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. [: }. R) f# s4 a( a>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
9 p4 N7 v- ^1 ^>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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* g* u+ F# m# I' ~>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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8 O- c) q1 J& |  r>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
7 F; C, @+ ~% U>> Nothing happens again.
5 W- {" ^' h7 x7 s; T>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
( z/ _2 ^0 `" I8 Z1 w8 o4 Nyou've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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3 K, ?9 J8 v! A% v. w>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
/ i% w3 v# \* b2 y2 K9 m>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
. N! D) B( k1 ^, `: ]3 M8 K9 ^+ Y( H>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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# F2 O" r1 Z: j, H1 p' M1 K>> expensive dinner.
/ ]6 Y$ U) ]: F) o; b- u>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
/ n( }9 c9 A" i+ \! I>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
: B8 p' b5 v+ v  G0 |) l7 x; Q>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
- z; t  P0 Y  A2 B! z# @>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
1 j  b0 f" o4 B  g, ^- z6 |  m. y>>             No third date.