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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Spring is officially coming today!. K' e, a- p6 \5 s5 t% x  d
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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( Y0 b& Q9 t6 B# p) ~An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."3 B7 H6 z" h  {4 Y
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.% t9 [/ S! m7 Y& R
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."+ ^9 F8 A" ]4 |+ w

6 d( O9 c9 l, D8 j' O+ e7 X% \The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.3 }6 @. z/ w7 v3 y/ ?2 x! Q( p
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition." D" L) W7 s( n3 L
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more., u) t: T1 q- F
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."6 T# n7 S* l2 k7 z6 \# l% Y

- ^* v' K" i3 jThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:36 | 显示全部楼层
有意思!
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学校要求孩子们今天穿绿的或戴绿的东东
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,有趣哈!这样也能戒酒?!
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- P; b3 p7 N1 L- vGuinness,好东东啊,俺最喜欢的黑啤就是Guinness!
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