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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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% Q4 |- ~8 f) n; b) hThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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7 J4 G- v% m" ~/ P' b3 L# iThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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# h" T$ Y2 ?2 h3 T) YThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.# f: @/ {, D8 T" v) K2 q, H2 a
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.' o: S) r( z$ o0 A1 }3 B3 l
% m) P! i! p9 t8 k; G1 _The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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& y: a# \! b! e# ]The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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