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Spring is officially coming today!7 |9 L* |6 E, `& z" w: E
) x- z9 l3 o& @* TThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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/ B7 z+ ^7 y! N: e1 p2 v( u/ s( yAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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3 D- d r$ l6 p. i3 \# fThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."! ?3 D7 ~- \" c4 D9 Y9 {
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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+ Q+ E# @5 j; e+ }The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
( G# {2 j1 {6 yEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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' W; U T. w: |2 `7 H. F6 [! R6 I7 MThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."4 |6 n) f1 e! x6 u, N: ?- I
9 A9 [" f- p+ V! b7 F1 N/ w. OThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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