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Spring is officially coming today!- L/ F# r0 |3 E! N( l4 W4 e4 n0 E
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!( i, F% X- n$ A' B2 [" j
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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5 h% Z0 A1 h5 b. iSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.4 U; z3 U) F5 _# J
& P. |/ i0 a7 e; OThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."2 o: W, l) p2 n3 }7 m
# _) a/ ~9 p" b7 ^1 H& _8 p) kThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.+ A) @. t9 t, u* ] [, R1 `
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
) c0 w9 Y# L# ^+ n! _/ CEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.- ]; d s( \6 a5 p
]6 C- }2 N8 G" Z+ S4 Z# wThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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2 [0 W7 P: O0 iThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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