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. |+ ?- H3 B" b* rThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!( q# V$ ?/ f+ ^2 E' R. q' z$ w0 S
, S6 F' ~) K3 T6 V1 _# w) f7 P, hAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.- X6 Z" V- b% Q$ k$ g7 Y
9 R0 c% [) b: { \/ e2 c5 u" F- jThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.1 e. d6 ~6 J A7 R( Z1 r/ s$ u g
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
( c2 `! r h& k% x( s) ^Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.6 x; v6 i- j- `' h3 z
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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7 z0 U1 X# q$ ?% t/ i+ qThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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