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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!" |; T# [. }3 V3 f0 U& z/ \
& u( n' p9 b1 ?( q. m1 B. o0 u4 DAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.", |" t) i$ E& l7 h# X# D# v
5 a; L6 C; u# c" x3 ]% t. u ~' hThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.0 X3 m1 N+ ~6 x9 L! q& {1 d: _0 y7 N- p
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.3 y' M3 z/ X; a+ m9 W" _# H' @
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.: U' E* R; E/ H, d5 ]; }
6 w5 S4 O2 e7 |; {6 DThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." D! _( A$ F9 {; H0 E, ^
# F+ j0 ?0 { ~( gThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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