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5 C: H2 u8 i1 H7 b6 AThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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. P; W( B) N3 _4 @An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.") ?" L& q- M5 Y$ q, G7 `0 H
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.7 r3 @& U) W) `' R z
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." g' [% r0 q. @5 `4 F
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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$ n+ W+ z* W+ ~1 X! |! \The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.* B. Z- O% K. l, ?
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.8 s: @8 R+ D9 b+ a$ s
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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