Curious white kid asked, "hi newday, why do Chinese people have 12 zodiac animals?"! h9 ~) W/ m! B: t% A$ w2 _9 _4 v3 N
' T x3 b, a# w8 W6 q4 }$ \Newday replied, "they were chosen because they are the most popular choices on our dinner menu."5 @& C, f9 P2 L
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White kid runs away ...