THE MOMMY TEST(ZT)

白求恩大夫

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

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% x, s7 ?6 Y4 m3 c7 u; A  R% J8 m"Why?" my daughter asked.

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8 Z0 X  q' l; P9 ?/ P"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.  At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"



"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they won't let you be a Mommy."


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We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
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9 ~& m/ |) B; S4 v8 {2 [# k"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
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' @' ~( F9 V  c0 |1 g"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

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小白啊, 你有人不救跑这灌水来干嘛?