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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。) @' p# w# }5 y0 d; H
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
9 ]( i" W- w, F; @0 n/ PThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. " q! b3 q# r& b" q1 U; A
; m3 X6 J0 H* aThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ( f8 D1 G1 @4 V; v1 V- ?
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
( \+ U2 d* o1 P8 D4 G+ Z- }Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
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; z1 L# c4 `; m3 f8 a! r* y! S"But it's not for me to question his story. . B. e4 Y0 g( c7 y+ a
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ( _ u* p: v. S) P x1 {
0 C4 {/ j. E$ c& A$ t, bShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ) n" z: l# u$ N3 \7 n5 G, _# v
1 |1 v8 G* ?1 Y- z& e: DMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. , o3 R( o& w# \
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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5 I' i5 R/ I, y: E$ x( THealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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8 K. `' q A# M } d- uA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 0 z0 T5 s) P2 Z7 T5 w, T2 q' g+ Z
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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