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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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2 {7 l" F v4 _* d1 F( thttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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6 ^$ G g3 p- OA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
; y5 L+ J0 E3 q$ S% K: EThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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1 z/ u- E9 p& L; n$ OThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. - _) y& t4 E% L; ~3 @ B
+ O" L9 p8 O o2 t; g( `* ?The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 1 R; p0 D. Z. ]$ X
# f3 j4 m8 z- B" ~9 GOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. * u b) I7 x, V3 w
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
# L; A7 O6 J/ _9 `% Q" HA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. $ g% V v2 q7 g2 V
% b: \% ?, L# U1 \/ f2 n' T5 w"But it's not for me to question his story. 9 b, ~7 [% Y' y* L. }( y
4 J& C9 O: Z4 }0 Y. ?"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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# M% ?: N) ^8 dMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 1 Y4 m$ B/ x, }$ P' X8 I
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3 u1 o/ |9 K+ N6 x& P: i6 g"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 9 f: Y& n7 A! H6 w
- U* M# L7 W3 ?! h5 g0 _9 vHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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9 r% K. c/ M" ?3 b/ CA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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6 x# ~" Q' ?+ [! {; o# U/ \; r$ g"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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