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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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L6 L! _0 C1 j) iA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
" M" z. l2 b4 P) H6 A) F3 S% ?; T0 RThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 4 @" O" t+ u' d8 U0 [2 j" P% r+ Q
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. - C" h$ H5 E, x
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. * M3 Y' m3 |2 {& p
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. : M( |9 l' T0 T5 U
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. " S; b, h" q6 h: B' G4 Z
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 1 V; U* Z' N, F
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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1 |: x$ d3 ]( I2 o"But it's not for me to question his story.
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7 u l: D* \+ {+ K p6 B, ~$ DShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. , {& h7 E! e4 L
# ]% R/ n; L# g0 l' O1 V; XMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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- U+ J$ d+ j4 Q0 J$ T0 G$ x"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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( z7 J; Z/ Y9 MHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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