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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。. C3 K, T# k. L. c* c: s
/ S1 t* c9 t6 Z0 s$ Khttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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, q; }5 A4 |2 ?7 Z" G1 K) i4 wA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. $ j5 X Q* g8 ~: Q N7 w* A
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 0 d6 S% s: R9 i8 a5 A# c7 ?. Z
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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: O. U, u; Y( n: o) k5 `The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ) a* A# E# \- d/ s n! B
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ; w, G* u! H* A& U% ?* E
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 4 V0 G6 O. c; I
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
, L/ l0 J2 H; j3 r2 v) eA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 0 K' d8 D) ^/ S% _& u/ x
; a( N6 ]* Y$ Z; o"But it's not for me to question his story. + l" V" h D6 u6 c7 {* _4 e
. d$ i4 q/ |9 s"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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9 I9 n, N6 w; F' @She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. V; G! h/ X+ L8 q
4 e- [; ?# l7 v |$ t% sMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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& U6 v- ~8 S$ L/ K"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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7 M$ z/ Q+ E) B: }2 y1 S% p4 eHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 6 N) v1 `6 j, }' w' y, P
4 g+ `" g I5 ?$ SA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 1 Y2 h0 T, _$ K: y7 B
+ Z0 k4 U9 v! o"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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