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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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& z, y5 e+ r9 p' m6 Ihttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece: C' h( [8 n: o4 X; `0 o3 f
) l2 b/ H' z g& C/ E1 G# D- qA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. , \, t3 m' I# s, a
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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; Q* n0 |5 e4 k: G- C! Y" ~/ Q7 ~6 fThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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3 \- t3 T* N; a* c! I: lThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. , S5 ^, `5 |4 _ J E! ^$ G
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
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A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 9 J5 u# q+ z6 \/ ] I/ K0 w
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 2 Y& Z( p: K v9 b
& T. @! ~1 j1 L" E"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 2 y) a. R" _: U1 h+ Z0 s* ~7 {
* N! s4 J- a/ ]She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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% m3 I! `* O" }& N9 M" d( M6 q"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. ) J# m$ I! I2 n* i/ |9 s
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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1 a: O, [7 u7 ^3 u8 WHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 8 V% [3 V- A) g7 ]4 H) p6 R
9 \$ ?) t3 d& s: I1 Y1 QA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. " A2 S" R" W1 L' G0 y
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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