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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。; G# A0 H1 Y/ B4 Q1 L7 g
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. % r J$ S( R( K& N8 J; W
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 6 v1 ~( M Q9 p) W% u+ [: D
2 e+ C" H% A( o* oHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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' F/ K9 e0 ~9 y( e0 h3 IThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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' P8 A( V& p( r5 P& f5 n( N1 }The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. " a/ Y- Z) r |$ A- c5 c1 o* d
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
: O5 _' Y# Y oLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. + ?: x# G9 O& a* Y" s9 K/ B
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 5 K$ A4 o$ J8 r0 X, f7 E' P
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"But it's not for me to question his story. - ^8 O- _( e. {( c
% I2 Q5 |) g& o& f+ y$ u6 }5 Z"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 7 @" j; [" P5 y4 \2 h
+ Q( J' x8 h9 K: M- z+ HShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 0 f) [8 z, }" B8 r( [
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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" G- {6 w+ F# Z+ t6 a) z"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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4 _9 Z1 |$ |7 t5 V$ U& e* l1 |) M0 pA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ( ?* T$ w: M3 F2 Z# d6 B
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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