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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。' P& M* m( u# R. ^7 Q T. r! S5 k8 c
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
9 E7 L4 D9 g" B8 D2 `9 l; }6 tThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 5 F/ @ f" @) [8 h% s: W6 T; _! Z
) w5 v# B n `+ k8 W4 m5 y' IHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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# l6 Z8 m2 i2 a7 JThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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" ]# P* ^" ]2 E& E$ i7 @* NThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 9 W1 K, K3 t+ p3 w4 z' }
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
, w, j6 U0 S/ `8 w7 b; p4 OA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 3 c% v8 c; K$ N- ~, b- `
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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J# S( a, k4 m2 p5 U; T NShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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4 U# Z* \$ q/ G6 V/ }0 g"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." ) s! G( [5 L9 e" T' r3 [
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. - q" p- c3 S+ F
6 `8 s2 I# Z( g1 S0 r. Z9 {+ LA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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H4 m2 U& A- p: Z4 g"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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