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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew' W) G3 ]* Y; H6 w) l3 f
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
( X/ M% {6 T( t) B& _decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he8 |1 o" W* s7 y: X
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
/ I& X c/ v! Aif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,! y: |& C I" ?0 D5 z# R, V$ x
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
- S+ j; r; [* y& R' K9 O& B U& Lexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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6 X) y; g8 @3 K. N "Except what?" the man asked.2 `, j2 q( L5 i7 }
"Nothing, nothing."/ S3 [4 m8 C: D
"C'mon, tell me!". L0 e# C' K4 b0 |# q/ r: ]5 I: h
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
0 D! X, m2 T! a# H1 u' ` "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.9 u; P% p p- R. U
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
7 C1 [0 P- B/ m; O1 T* u So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
& }: h2 Q+ Z* |7 i! w1 W( `carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very$ {% j# ?" ^: r% j6 K$ K
ordinary-looking black dildo.
" r3 `& }! m3 l& r% e The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
6 |+ J i4 V, F# S- P/ Bman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."2 T! H, b" t8 g$ W+ ]& V
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
& [0 z& _$ x3 ^2 Jscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 7 u3 D6 R: N6 B( s, V8 z" G M o
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,5 U1 ^- P/ h& y4 E) |& N
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
: w% R5 I" e2 C& Dthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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5 W; e* n3 H; z4 u% B/ ~5 ?6 }! A& X- c "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it8 J# F. T" D- D7 X6 L
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
3 f! c8 y" ^3 s6 h8 J/ ^) Mit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all * m/ Q8 v" w/ C* J! s$ i% ^- D4 }
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
8 e2 n6 q7 A, Gsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.. G/ C+ x: w G! W( `( b0 ~) P
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She/ S" r" i8 _& f3 P' \) f
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
; V4 t& ~* @ A2 T; rremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
6 B2 ^% L& q, M; L9 @& v"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was3 u9 j# l! s( V9 L: m- T" o* o0 o
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
- m ?0 D( v$ H7 D9 c- A3 Bdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
9 D$ F" M; T& f& C' mhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!0 q3 }0 o7 b) c, R$ M6 y5 D
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried5 T. P3 R R& l6 E
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick x; ^" o7 r c: }
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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, ?# `/ h* \! P- A Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive ~# w4 i2 f" M3 b
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
# U7 Z' m& c) U6 h2 s) xtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
4 h2 R8 V* n" pthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
% N) @. g( w7 qflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
/ X8 T: ?6 G6 P, K* x; ^7 pmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
! c. X) |/ ?/ ]6 A4 S0 m+ z: ahadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.4 H) P0 v" ^- I# s
) Z' Y4 {' \9 d8 Q6 z" d The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right) \" o, ?! r6 y! ^( f; ?: u
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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