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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
0 E! C4 K: j* G* qhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he, x' R6 y' u5 a# d* q; B7 I
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
) B" s- A' U& u' Bbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
( d8 X0 F0 r5 u& T4 I3 h. Zif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,4 n) v( t" a: b: v
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, O+ f! C+ {; [1 J# |- S; g, }
except... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
$ p% M6 h9 |) o% F9 k "Nothing, nothing."0 b# P. C5 M6 F% [
"C'mon, tell me!"9 w) {5 U/ S; Q9 j( |5 O
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
1 w' G0 s& x# X5 I, S "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.7 U5 s$ Y7 ?: E2 k+ [
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
! J0 B3 p0 n4 u b6 Q1 ~ So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
& i4 \# a5 @) G# ^3 i ]' @9 B) ccarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very, K( R* |. Y& `8 ]5 [9 Q# c- X
ordinary-looking black dildo.9 c w: o9 p6 H+ |
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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" o3 x2 {" R! N& F* V' } The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
/ }3 y% w% e1 D% \9 iman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
, w! h2 A( O' M+ c y# R7 ^ VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started: j1 q2 H) i6 Z/ `# z) B6 `: L
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 9 j1 b4 Y7 e# x; B. s# [2 Z( b
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,# X" c6 @- D; P, \: i! K% t: c
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to/ ^. p( i9 p, y1 [, U
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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& B2 C. Q |! F6 _ i8 W) r "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it$ Q3 F0 W5 _! C6 P
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
7 D! o- G+ O& Z$ j& g( z6 Bit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all ) {8 u6 c# J. Z# W
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip' ^1 A& t4 {( H& @( g
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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3 v0 K- J7 L% c* m- u0 D' L1 v After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She" w, z- ?/ e l1 ]" t
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
9 {5 g- G( `7 v2 a+ J1 J+ T+ ]remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,) X9 b4 t* Q! F. f/ j5 v
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
; g8 H- }* F( E" L: R4 Egreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she , c) p2 i% w5 E4 k( i+ O2 I9 L
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
4 M2 \- F$ O0 o( ` P" f/ ohusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!, x. N# O+ H! r3 `/ {
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried7 c1 c+ h3 }7 M! y- y# ^
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick Q+ X ~4 W3 W
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.* e6 d+ z8 t% F. ^1 K* L
# g& H* Z4 D Y" _ Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive2 |+ ? b. E1 A
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
# A+ ~3 u5 [: L* U# S, Q- ]traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next; c( D" N& t- ^9 T. u
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
' k- G* }: Q0 {5 lflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
+ d" k8 E. k5 s! Rmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she! F* g7 ^3 k6 J1 H5 J8 a
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
3 x: R/ |+ Z Q8 x/ \. q2 Clady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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