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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
3 u& n- ?0 j# \his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
/ W% k7 n% v! K6 H" m# l: u" rdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he3 B" ^8 m0 V3 W2 i
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked0 x* R1 w7 L c- ~4 W' o5 v9 j/ j
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,2 x3 [% g1 R' E7 e+ z8 P: Z
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,; m% K v2 C( x
except... ahhh... never mind."' ~) K @% t& i7 W, H1 ?/ A
0 ?$ A i$ y1 r$ D$ i2 C, ~6 | "Except what?" the man asked.6 Y% h' w" H4 e: ^
"Nothing, nothing."
; @: c5 g5 Y4 i7 F9 g0 c. e3 }- e8 B "C'mon, tell me!"( O5 t0 j. `- M9 d1 t+ O* J1 T! L
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
( F/ i7 q* z+ o& }/ g' {) g Y "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
/ L; o; j1 h- v- k& W "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."" u! V+ u. `. t; d/ I8 d9 v
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, & ~2 ?/ \% `2 s' M% \
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
! G' n. a" U- d+ N$ eordinary-looking black dildo.3 C5 U S. b ^5 k# X) g" q
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?", o, y6 |# u2 [6 k P- I
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
% {/ ^! ?# w1 ?, ]3 ]man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."5 a3 d. e4 |& u6 D
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
6 @; x- Z- }6 q& w9 Q3 Lscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack : a% g% d8 f! R" r9 ?5 J
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
* d8 Y7 w! L, ?) n"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
& c0 Q, {" W7 r) C2 }+ ]the box and lay there, quiet once again.2 a$ m! a4 \: D. h2 V+ I: h& n
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it# s Y' F* F5 k; @% x! @' N
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took3 ]' T p2 ?4 K% r- h6 e1 Z
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
% J0 t/ `7 {0 [4 B2 z7 o+ i" Wshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip- }3 S' _$ d! Y; Q, X. T
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
+ s( N; u' M; Z! n6 Othought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
1 H u& l2 n/ s- }! lremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
, M9 E; Q* |& }* r' \7 a"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
5 G6 i) J2 ~5 H" J0 K# r, Z4 n! l; vgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she 5 D# L2 k% u' ]
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
, a, U7 [8 S# P- fhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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: P. c- R! r0 X* X: ^ She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
9 c; T" B3 b6 y" ]6 A! j* G# ^3 s- zto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick* ?) k' g2 b) m% [9 X' W" y0 Z
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive- Z* F: z& a8 L1 R9 ^) k
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
4 ?) w( E q$ G7 \traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
$ i, D& ^. j( u6 Qthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
~3 `+ \$ [9 K: L! T4 J; s2 e* kflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
2 m+ X% Y7 W& L- Q) M* [much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she' M: e7 O% ^- t
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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* {$ m7 _. v. C0 d# D3 |% J4 i The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
. R- I. r& O' B9 T# ^5 ] olady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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