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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
! ]$ P. w& a( B1 ?" e% k+ Uhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
5 ?) K: u- e+ n" O! v# T: n/ {decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
" l+ Z* }5 @5 l2 ~browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
' }! f! L& {' w4 \1 Uif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
* _1 I/ K; I k. D( |7 W& EI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
5 }- \- i& t9 p& Fexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.# T' ?% q9 U3 q
"Nothing, nothing."% t5 ]# x! R6 B
"C'mon, tell me!"# G" ]4 L8 R" v2 }+ M* R7 L
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
+ v% o: I. _: u0 U' h "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.$ _* q' @5 U/ s- G- K
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
, }" L. a6 v7 c" ]# M$ X So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
6 \& \0 U8 R: c; y% q9 ]# G- }+ d6 ycarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very9 B: h+ F4 H# d( |# `5 k' @4 q
ordinary-looking black dildo.2 m5 T8 j8 }+ R1 j( A5 M x/ J$ i9 B% K
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"3 o, C7 l5 s4 @1 r
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old7 v2 f$ I) Y" O" W: f
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
" x" u2 _6 a: c1 D& W* i' j, P: _ VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started. }0 B! c: e! X5 }2 L
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack * ]7 Z! t7 u+ ~6 ~" q4 f
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,) Q8 H# U) l* m! h' V$ W, C2 M' \
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
) i- J) j- x! z/ K' W( o1 y( O' Pthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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9 R/ B# v7 ?6 d* U "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
1 A! A4 X3 Q$ v! k1 Pwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took, `: O- x' o6 b+ K; t/ v2 X
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
$ m% Z2 A6 i1 j ~+ ]& |! G) W: Gshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
5 r) m3 Q" [, N% u) Gsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She+ o& [4 @5 V, D1 ]5 |; g+ w
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she" i8 Y2 O* W* T( Y" v7 [8 I
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
+ z7 C! C D3 @) f( y3 X. }( o"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
4 Z) y1 C3 T$ Q" @; x; Ggreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she 0 p$ p; S4 ]) b' ?3 R; ^% @
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
' U H0 s9 v! hhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried5 \: q8 t& P5 ^. d% K- Q: D& K
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick& `0 z! d# H/ o& b/ D0 s2 W
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
: x y7 G' ~5 i& Q( Nto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming$ A1 r0 M. Y; }* G1 W1 Q/ X- {
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next' Q6 W$ W* r- [( c
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
7 K1 k: b" p1 a! H. C: tflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how8 v- I) k5 r2 ~# \6 x1 A7 H
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
$ n& \$ s( H4 n5 L% P6 F- a4 u7 Vhadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
" y) U/ P& K3 {lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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