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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left. + t2 B% v: w7 f4 F. J/ u
Suddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.# z. k3 p4 D: s
8 Y; p4 A7 @- u; \. B, M3 k6 o% v"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.
, m: a/ i0 l/ t"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.; V K+ S4 w/ R0 D8 ~5 c6 y
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"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.& t" }$ W. |0 {
Ten long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."
% g1 @: D* K4 Z1 R! ^2 g2 F% [$ o$ \"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.; D1 ~1 a% ]5 e$ e; ~
"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."
7 s: M9 f5 d4 @I think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.+ ^' @2 ]* X4 D0 y. ^( E
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"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"6 W4 c# V; f/ ~ m9 M. @
"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'
$ s4 {% [( M/ c ?+ {, d4 SThen I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"
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We both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.
# z! w/ R7 d' N2 L3 Z" `The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.' r( s9 N# V, B b2 ], Q
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I look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."
3 S7 X, H9 j& R. c$ AThen I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."
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. D, ^: x3 b2 B9 b0 A/ @, [Woo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."
% |+ t1 w4 A( E"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there.") q* f' p3 {; O+ }. W8 S9 A
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Oh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."' |& a& F' C& p8 W7 ]
1 ]0 c, Q3 R% L8 {) d4 a2 _So I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.
W" B) {6 H, V* bMy wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."8 j- y: a8 O/ L
* x3 @) X& X ]& U. n I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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