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Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-11-20 01:01 AM:
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6 a! ` x& M y0 I0 }7 D别提了!我儿子现在时时刻刻问十万个为什么,一句一句挨着问,反复问,我都耐心解答呢。
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1 b! m. J$ a4 }今天他爸回家问桌子上的菜能不能吃,我说,能吃,糊了,你都吃了吧!5 Y( p$ {% T: |- B p; r) v7 b. M+ M" q
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儿子问:妈,你说什么糊了?
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# o: M0 T# a$ p1 v: V哈, 看了这个想起上礼拜5公司开会时, 有个manager讲的joke, 有点色, 所以躲在这里讲了, joke也是有关小朋友问问题的.
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A mother and her son were travelling with westjet.
* _ U/ H8 B, K% lThe kid asked the mother:"why a big bear has a small bear, a big elephant has a small elephant, but a big plane does not have a small plane"+ V4 v, `# u* _# A7 Z. A
* p5 L3 f! p! e' Q8 L# AThe mother thought that it was not good to talk about the truth with the kid at such age. She told her son:" it is a very good question, you should go ask the attendant" , {9 ]% C1 R x$ R! V2 x3 H
& ]; s n# q2 h$ o* DHer son then approached to the attendant, asked:"why a big bear has a small bear, a big elephant has a small elephant, but a big plane does not have a small plane". The attendant asked the kid:"Did your mother explain to you why?" The kid shaked his head. The attendant said:"Now you go tell your mom the reason why a big plane has no small plane because WESTJET always pulled out on time." |
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