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呼应海尼尼:一个男人的心声

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发表于 2005-11-11 13:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!# l6 N0 I. d; d
请注意,以下序号都是1不是误写# D$ Y3 L, T4 V7 K
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
5 S& I% ~7 E0 K* V% t1,男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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) M8 A) G7 Y" UWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about ) N8 u1 j: V9 d2 X% c9 }/ p
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leaving it down." c; t- _) z- P3 v$ g
1,学会使用马桶盖,你是个大姑娘了,马桶盖要是翻起来了,你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来,你们需要放下去,你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去?3 N4 `& j- {( {( R2 @
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides., d2 H7 z2 c) M7 S
Let it be.$ {( Y  A4 t6 a! o) [) @
1,周日的体育,无论它像满月还是潮汐,随他去
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4 y- e8 w# v/ `( ]+ Q7 j4 `9 c) C1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
5 c$ G# U2 I- i4 J6 Zthat way.
' t( a- J; h7 v: F1,购物不是体育。不,也别指望我们能那么想!
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1. Crying is blackmail.
$ Z% q8 }8 t3 @$ X' Z# \1 r1,哭泣是敲诈
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1. Ask for what you want.
, f; u7 v) u+ N9 _. \9 i9 V$ qLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
/ M- s0 Q0 H% D4 Z4 s7 vStrong hints do not work!2 y3 S) S' c' o( j$ P! \
Obvious hints do not work!
* Z" k0 h" F& Z5 ^7 E* Y! ?$ zJust say it!
4 \/ I" ]" v- @9 \& F* f1,你想要什么就说  |. r( p) }3 b+ _
我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管用,强烈按时不管用,明显的暗示也不管用!想干吗你明说!
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; M3 u6 T0 G9 V' q. C1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 (意思是,丈夫仅仅说是,不是,妻子不满意). r6 M( M3 C7 F

0 M# |, P) x; P) Q$ U2 P1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.  That's/ e) h6 W+ z0 E0 z
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for." V5 {" `" q. L) j, l
1,如果你有麻烦,可以来找我们帮助解决,可是不要仅仅为了获取同情,那是你们女朋友的责任。+ P( l: H& \/ c: W9 s* L0 l4 k
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.  See a doctor.2 T1 b' Z  j& T5 i* J- N/ v* r% L" h
1,你要是头疼了17个月,那你应该看医生去
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) q! P8 ~8 P3 q# V2 \6 i1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
) F" g+ B4 Z, @) ]! _) R$ VIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
- ]% F1 t+ k( l" h+ \- j- J0 |" ?我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及,事实上,我们说的话7天后就作废了
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us  S. `' L# v* l4 t( N) B
to act like soap opera guys.
( c3 y2 a# B5 V0 I" f0 U1,如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密(性感品牌)的女孩子们,那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们0 c* m% `/ ?5 ?& u8 Y9 B

# l7 Q) m, v! P1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.) F" R% M- [* E! u+ [
1,你要是觉得你胖,那你八成就胖,别问我们
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1 e; F! j9 a8 N' E0 W* m4 Z/ J/ E0 L) }1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways! y% C0 [/ y# Q( {
makes you sad or angry, we meant  the other one.: c" v8 K9 X6 q
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思,而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒,那么我们本来是另一种意思。5 e. G$ w3 a. n' i1 A( `
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(谁有工夫继续一下,谢谢)4 S1 p8 R: b4 C9 |0 S2 m
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
5 t8 U' G8 B* F( K! Z, [done. Not both.
  Q" B" g6 @8 _9 y/ e0 }2 O6 JIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.+ |3 c' O) m, g7 j
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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9 |$ ]: K& g3 m5 K1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.- v" Y: E3 A4 P* W

7 M2 a3 H2 m2 z1 D- ^& P1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
$ m& d: _0 S% d' G2 T: R% l+ I1 nPeach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
9 `3 j  s! H% x- z% c6 CWe have no idea what mauve is.
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" I; G- |6 v5 B; h8 p1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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. l9 h' R5 q' z, N! b( h1 p) K1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
" |2 m; n2 Q6 N6 cnothing's wrong.0 b( ~8 K$ X& a# y& `  r2 ?
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer4 W* P  l" U- ~! r& ^$ Q
you don't want to hear.7 T0 g6 s% y! ~

& m$ J5 l( k/ L! p1 W1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
  _# ~9 f4 f* E& g2 A$ ~! b% [( b, mfine...Really.
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
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. F" q- w7 m5 S4 t! ~% k; f1 s1. You have enough clothes.
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1. You have too many shoes.
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1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!
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1. Thank you for reading this.8 Z: o# h3 o# _" z$ r" z

/ h) \5 b0 D1 ]# c" uYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
7 R& w0 Z$ S9 D5 bBut did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
/ h0 \* K& [. e" ?; x$ o, HPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh
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发表于 2005-11-11 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:10 | 显示全部楼层
试试哈。3 P4 }! |0 {7 _, W" X( [+ v
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1.You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want itdone. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.你或者让我们去做事情或者告诉我们你想怎么做,但是千万别同时要求我们。你如果知道怎么样做最好,那么自己个儿做吧。, `1 ~- I. y% X1 i* p
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+ O$ O3 ?+ Q; ]2 _2 ?! r/ M+ ~; ]1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.不管什么时候,能不能把你必须要说的话留到广告时间说?8 A8 e8 b2 u0 H6 {

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! F- `. Y- \& V1 ]( y" W1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
5 y  p2 ]2 f' R4 Z, H# S8 Z我们和克里斯托福。哥伦布一样不需要指导!. S; J- G9 ]' R7 H" V0 P9 h$ ?

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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.1 e+ m% M3 ?0 V6 u% t' ?
所有的男人只认识16种颜色,就像没有背景的窗户(这个很生硬,不知道什么意思)。桃子就是种水果而不是什么见鬼的桃色,同理南瓜也就是种水果。我们更不知道浅紫色是什么鬼东西。
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that." B3 h2 D* G$ O
如果痒了就挠挠,我们就爱做实事。
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/ m1 n/ W1 z: `" ^' L1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act likenothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.$ `% ~4 a& y! e: k% n, I+ L  L5 _
如果我们问发生什么事了?你说没事,那就没事啊。我们知道你们在撒谎,可是那根本不值得讨论。5 B0 Z. p- @8 R7 ]% a5 s$ _$ D
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answeryou don't want to hear.
6 m: z/ e) |2 u1 b( d如果你一定要问一个你不想知道答案的问题,那么就别指望能听到你想要听的答案。
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 15:26 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-11 04:10 PM:  d: P! c. _1 e2 c$ G. K
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.- {8 `' H. t3 {( [2 O$ q0 C
所有的男人只认识16种颜色,就像没有背景的窗户(这个很生硬,不知道什么意思)。桃子就是种水果而不是什么见鬼的桃色,同理南瓜也就是种水果。我们更不知道浅紫色是什么鬼东西。
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9 A+ }. G* l& \8 V5 a5 U; _这里的windows是指微软的窗口平台,default setting就是大家什么不设的普通颜色设置
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还是海尼尼心眼好,办实事!
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:26 | 显示全部楼层
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Isfine...Really.
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( y4 v2 o& w: Y+ s& k1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared todiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.% m$ t/ l- t; n9 d
不要问我们在关心什么,除非你已经可以讨论诸如棒球、橄榄球或高尔夫等话题。
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1. You have enough clothes.
( f& `$ U1 ~9 a7 P, w/ M8 }你的衣服足够多了
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1. You have too many shoes.
  B+ h0 K% }: k4 ~- P6 D你的鞋子也太多了吧
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1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!
5 P# C; \- \) i9 o  l" o我很有型啊,你能说球型不是一种型吗?- }- u6 C7 p$ R8 u0 j
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1. Thank you for reading this.4 [: W! V& l! M5 ^  o" l) `" C
多谢你能看完这个6 R2 M9 R. h2 N6 u6 C
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
9 }  Y( U; o- w1 Q& d  G5 g我知道今晚我得睡沙发了,但你知道吗,男人们一点儿都不会介意这个的,不就是野营嘛。
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:28 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-11-11 04:26 PM:
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还是海尼尼心眼好,办实事!

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应该说还是海妮妮心眼实,办好事。嘿嘿
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玩玩,献丑了哈
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 15:35 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
最后一句真绝阿
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发表于 2005-11-11 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-11 03:26 PM:& }9 x$ N' U$ A5 X3 w+ j
1. You have enough clothes.' i7 B" V. L* S+ V3 d" y) q* X
你的衣服足够多了
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1. You have too many shoes.+ v9 k0 B6 y  D( ^$ q3 ^
你的鞋子也太多了吧
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这两句话我经常对LD说,但是她说NO。
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发表于 2005-11-11 17:26 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 17:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.不管什么时候,能不能把你必须要说的话留到广告时间说?2 V* k. u/ Z& J9 Q

# O8 T( t* e- b5 u----这句话我劳工常说,我就。。。。忍了。尤其看《幸存者〉的时候,电话都不接。但是观看期间他可以跟我说话,不许我说
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发表于 2005-11-11 20:39 | 显示全部楼层
1. Ask for what you want.( T6 I& d+ t- {( n2 y
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!( Q: @% h9 k( g  \) G5 l' N
Strong hints do not work!
/ f7 g% r  V8 m" u, o# JObvious hints do not work!
! H  w" C4 T& _( c' L/ [Just say it!
, y, o' }3 Q2 L( F6 T1,你想要什么就说. o9 R$ `& O; L
我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管用,强烈按时不管用,明显的暗示也不管用!想干吗你明说!
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: [0 f1 p! i2 {6 Z/ w- R关于这一条,我老公只认准了一条hint,只要我在晚上洗了澡,头发湿淋淋的下楼和他说话,他就坚决认为我是在暗示他炒饭了!
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发表于 2005-11-11 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 蓝海 at 2005-11-11 09:39 PM:3 U6 p* h. F* {% p5 Q1 Y
1. Ask for what you want., P% y2 S! G1 }- F3 e) X
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
( `3 ]0 i0 e. Q$ w; W6 \9 [% hStrong hints do not work!
$ P' ~1 b8 j* fObvious hints do not work!& ]5 L  j5 j/ e* N( \$ c- }+ `% J" l
Just say it!
* g% g3 m! I8 v' I1,你想要什么就说
* q; F2 E8 t8 _' l我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管 ...
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发表于 2005-11-14 00:49 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
被呼应的那部分在哪?还没看过瘾哪!要不,哪位给个连接????
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发表于 2005-11-14 09:33 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Originally posted by 今天闲着 at 2005-11-14 01:49 AM:
' w; D: {: @  W1 q5 t被呼应的那部分在哪?还没看过瘾哪!要不,哪位给个连接????
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2 q9 T3 a0 m5 \2 t$ e* S1 f, p咳,就是偶转贴的那个“老婆的心得”,在这儿; ~+ C# m% y# H4 w: G

7 q, ]1 ~. x% |7 \. [" J0 O( Lhttp://web.edmontonchina.cn/viewthread.php?tid=33628&fpage=1
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发表于 2005-11-14 15:59 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-14 09:33:2 @+ @# H# H3 c; Z5 J

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http://web.edmontonchina.cn/viewthread.php?tid=33628&fpage=1
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这个早看了,想起11来现在还笑得受不了了!以后有机会一定要试一下。4 S3 ~4 J& A2 \" r' @. d$ j
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还想问问你的体会呢!
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发表于 2005-11-14 16:21 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 今天闲着 at 2005-11-14 04:59 PM:
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- c% H+ o4 T7 K/ y- P还想问问你的体会呢!
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