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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.& W5 X# |' q/ _ r" L
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫7 S" C3 [$ I: `; p
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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/ n9 O% Q$ Z, _We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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leaving it down.- ^3 V, h, a+ ?# W
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？/ H+ T# y" V4 v4 G( ^( l
' g' A( Z5 `9 k1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
6 ~9 W" I6 q3 b! lLet it be.
& y% Q5 ]" `/ Q, F$ ]# Q1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去+ ?4 x+ m- N2 O! ?
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it) E" c6 \, a8 y0 F' y: T
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1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！" i$ g2 R/ ^/ b# I3 [. i
6 X- Q4 N; i2 f+ c1. Crying is blackmail.
- Z8 {7 ?1 k6 J8 x& a% G1，哭泣是敲诈; E& v* A, U7 p" ~% d% _+ v6 s
8 a9 r8 c4 V3 @6 c$ r2 g! D k1. Ask for what you want.
7 k: O: _/ U7 y) m5 g/ q7 D; U5 oLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
7 L2 V* |1 v% WStrong hints do not work!$ m, \) }. e7 c$ E) i
Obvious hints do not work!
; P5 c# m; j6 t: {) F8 y7 U! d: N kJust say it!- ]' D% s; P( I t2 X. x
1，你想要什么就说
+ U I" R$ h/ O5 c: Y3 D我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every : |0 s7 w9 a/ N, Z* x
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1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's# e% }* h+ |5 u3 G2 Z" f
what we do.
+ ^6 r5 s8 c, s8 ? aSympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
' W" P( F9 {9 u$ Q# M1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor., J) p/ U$ l w* Q2 ]+ z& X
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.! o; d3 C2 R9 `9 B1 _
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
6 z2 E! g1 k- p" a0 T% f5 i2 ?我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
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1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们' G4 a) m S2 B3 s/ x2 _. ~# H
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.4 K8 u: p* X. p! `" }
1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们
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L' ^; b8 k% C1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways% A# d) J ~3 m0 E3 m( C/ e
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one./ j4 T9 O3 v0 Q, `5 p5 `! n
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）1 z% T& e1 P" N% C
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it' X- i9 Z' c) c- Y/ ^% B- \; H
done. Not both.- }. u' w3 `) U) ~( I- |" M
If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during2 s7 o( Z% Q; p" l# q9 z
commercials.! T" ^1 D$ @1 N
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.' O( v" m. b% B% n
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
8 f. v' u" x, o( q4 pPeach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.& T/ w1 }& Z3 Y( X+ H
We have no idea what mauve is.
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like" K' l1 @; Q% s. q! A
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We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.: \. ?) S0 m& p) Z9 H* ]# q
# j0 a7 V! T, K1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
: K( G$ E. I1 z- z, u# g% Byou don't want to hear.* e* N# e4 N' s
% J6 @) v# ^7 M l1 e Z% Z1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is. m8 y2 |8 Q$ i# e) l
fine...Really.
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to+ o; V" A1 z3 J; K
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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7 [/ x& f+ B( j6 B: M" C1. You have enough clothes.
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4 r7 \% t! }6 _8 m- p3 I' w( W1. You have too many shoes.
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[+ ~ o) B: N1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!0 u; A) }6 o. p
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1. Thank you for reading this.3 V9 v$ _ F: j
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;- T8 f+ {6 D: P/ @6 Z s, c
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.* F- J5 i7 n0 V: [) B$ n, m' Y) G- \
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.3 l9 E) k# b8 B1 g0 s' P8 B
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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