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发表于 2005-11-11 13:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
0 e& p$ C9 y% s: E  V& U1,男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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- j5 ?/ v8 ?8 |8 n6 k& }# \% x1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it& O8 k. F; m! D  d; Y# x  E
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We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
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; K* t" P/ t6 M. Wleaving it down.! ~; t5 [3 b0 c$ a: _# I3 k
1,学会使用马桶盖,你是个大姑娘了,马桶盖要是翻起来了,你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来,你们需要放下去,你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去?' r, ?5 V4 K- z

( [/ l4 g  k! X: H- ]' G1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
' f2 T. P4 M, Y, E2 d; ZLet it be.
- c  o, G2 [3 K1,周日的体育,无论它像满月还是潮汐,随他去- n8 U) V- z' j1 \2 g$ n

( S. w% f5 k; N1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
4 r4 y6 v$ e+ u6 othat way.
/ Y" B; j1 Y6 n5 l+ u1,购物不是体育。不,也别指望我们能那么想!
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1. Crying is blackmail.
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/ t9 Y$ j/ z% t1 s1. Ask for what you want.
; B- R  x4 D) W# j9 SLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
& O( E# z. y2 ?) z, XStrong hints do not work!6 y+ t6 d: V. v+ |- _
Obvious hints do not work!
0 c  {6 V. F/ W) `+ @" JJust say it!% |! M' W5 A/ W# S
1,你想要什么就说
% r6 U9 F* I7 O* K; J我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管用,强烈按时不管用,明显的暗示也不管用!想干吗你明说!# |3 l- s- t0 ~% y3 [# i

  d) t6 b) t" g# `1 r6 O* v1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
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* W6 K1 u/ ^  p; h7 v; P% u1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 (意思是,丈夫仅仅说是,不是,妻子不满意)
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' P) N# g. s6 k, R, |" T" ?' V1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.  That's; z. I( X; u0 P
what we do.7 q# d$ A6 Z3 o3 I) S9 {  f; p
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.: k: X2 S$ e5 n" y% T
1,如果你有麻烦,可以来找我们帮助解决,可是不要仅仅为了获取同情,那是你们女朋友的责任。! S$ U8 d) ?1 y3 h5 C; C

" m. @. I+ d4 A1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.  See a doctor.
) ~; s& A6 L& D5 p; N1,你要是头疼了17个月,那你应该看医生去2 \: F' [& G( e

) g* Q& t7 l0 [# T/ |3 U3 }1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
4 ?8 I1 Z/ g1 {: d2 I, YIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.' P3 R- d( L- k: |( d, x( f6 D
我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及,事实上,我们说的话7天后就作废了
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/ p9 _+ \, J! N7 b1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us* B  s/ y( p# Q) n4 y
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1,如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密(性感品牌)的女孩子们,那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
& j9 z. A# Z* Q% n" k% ~$ D! P1,你要是觉得你胖,那你八成就胖,别问我们9 y- b& z6 f1 ^; [( B+ i8 H  q
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
8 F. f( R- x1 ^, d- ^$ nmakes you sad or angry, we meant  the other one.
0 v  y! o' k8 D9 O% v1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思,而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒,那么我们本来是另一种意思。/ c+ }5 W; h. t/ E/ T
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(谁有工夫继续一下,谢谢)1 ?2 [6 V( u6 s4 n
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
& ]0 q: D0 Q* `: U. s$ W" a" qdone. Not both.) L2 d7 e( P  a1 G  s- I3 w/ D
If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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1 Z! _0 x5 b' v- v" [2 E1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during4 C: k  Q: B3 A8 V8 c
commercials.; b( _, c; l, [6 n, E% H4 _

+ s$ j2 D3 V! `: v1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
; m3 j7 ?+ n7 T  a6 Z7 K5 RPeach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
3 i9 T  M: c" S2 h- x' |2 M! G8 X# D+ IWe have no idea what mauve is.
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4 J6 @; I7 E1 ]- N7 e- \$ c$ j1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.' M! X" R/ T7 e; \

, r# }! I; c$ {9 Q8 k1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
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& _5 o4 V& L4 M& I/ s$ x1 e, ?" DWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle., v$ I3 T7 _( ~8 n

0 F* t+ b8 y; v; ~5 W  Z( a1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
0 w- l: P' W4 R! b$ Ayou don't want to hear.4 H9 k5 H0 x- r* i+ }

7 T+ B* f3 b% h3 m$ _0 H9 ]1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is8 o, p) q! K# N# c# G* \4 Y/ R0 ^
fine...Really.
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5 H& A3 @8 f) c' a( {$ B' _8 Z1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to7 l8 z* k: Z) ^) _) w# T
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.6 c0 q, m, ~/ Q1 ^5 m/ ^6 W8 U

/ h. G6 v0 n1 h+ Q' w: S8 y; A1. You have enough clothes.
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3 k3 Z4 a. p0 z, w$ U& l7 d- Q1. You have too many shoes., l5 q# Q6 R# s2 m. X8 d% }) f
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1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!; `% M+ s& B: ]9 r. @% z* x5 W( v* g

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7 E- ?! N  N+ u8 ^, ^, oYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;: }+ k4 H9 G: d+ [: I
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.; r; k' W1 A. O& P! S
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh., o# W, k6 ~6 Q: {' O8 L
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh
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发表于 2005-11-11 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:10 | 显示全部楼层
试试哈。
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& X9 M4 B  E$ ~6 V& D$ N4 o5 L1.You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want itdone. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.你或者让我们去做事情或者告诉我们你想怎么做,但是千万别同时要求我们。你如果知道怎么样做最好,那么自己个儿做吧。
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9 p2 u) P* O9 I/ P+ e7 I- s; b* y1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.不管什么时候,能不能把你必须要说的话留到广告时间说?, Q2 z3 k5 K* ]
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4 }- p5 Z9 {, @$ |. ]% ~1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we." O( D& J7 b# C
我们和克里斯托福。哥伦布一样不需要指导!
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.% B8 U/ _1 j# ?9 l
所有的男人只认识16种颜色,就像没有背景的窗户(这个很生硬,不知道什么意思)。桃子就是种水果而不是什么见鬼的桃色,同理南瓜也就是种水果。我们更不知道浅紫色是什么鬼东西。9 a5 ~+ ]$ G4 J6 X% p

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  b5 r' \" \' Y, _  ?1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.) ~# M- m0 Q# O
如果痒了就挠挠,我们就爱做实事。
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+ u8 l. Y7 i" U. B+ Z) z1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act likenothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
* V' @% d" e% D+ t) O, U如果我们问发生什么事了?你说没事,那就没事啊。我们知道你们在撒谎,可是那根本不值得讨论。
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# [" M; ?( j/ K6 T! ^5 v1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answeryou don't want to hear.0 e3 C; g/ F" W7 b4 [. o
如果你一定要问一个你不想知道答案的问题,那么就别指望能听到你想要听的答案。
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 15:26 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-11 04:10 PM:
2 |$ c% Y! O) t$ @( n, wALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.) i: ^; M1 ~( y9 ~# P8 U% M
所有的男人只认识16种颜色,就像没有背景的窗户(这个很生硬,不知道什么意思)。桃子就是种水果而不是什么见鬼的桃色,同理南瓜也就是种水果。我们更不知道浅紫色是什么鬼东西。
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  g% y, \" J) p/ I这里的windows是指微软的窗口平台,default setting就是大家什么不设的普通颜色设置1 l  P) o6 o1 W4 v2 c
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还是海尼尼心眼好,办实事!
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:26 | 显示全部楼层
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Isfine...Really.' Q! @: g/ W# g
如果我们要去哪里,你无论穿什么都绝对很好。。。真的不骗你, P3 y+ \) Q, A' h. `5 H; F

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/ [- r, R0 K( U; `$ h1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared todiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
7 I$ G9 E0 v( k$ v, _3 w6 m不要问我们在关心什么,除非你已经可以讨论诸如棒球、橄榄球或高尔夫等话题。
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1. You have enough clothes.$ e, W) Q$ I3 C8 {; D6 l. ?$ J1 Y
你的衣服足够多了
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' t, k8 s/ A, J* ~+ ^4 V2 U5 M! Q1. You have too many shoes.
# R) `2 h' C( s/ v7 E1 V你的鞋子也太多了吧
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1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!
# z+ {: O1 N) U. l2 R4 f: ?9 M0 J1 L我很有型啊,你能说球型不是一种型吗?
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. b# c/ t! o2 ~: {+ G  c1. Thank you for reading this.& W$ y4 P6 m. D+ X
多谢你能看完这个- ^0 M8 o, @; v% Q9 r

8 P9 O( N! \4 q5 g) HYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
" J: N+ C0 H7 z$ g3 d, V我知道今晚我得睡沙发了,但你知道吗,男人们一点儿都不会介意这个的,不就是野营嘛。
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:28 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-11-11 04:26 PM:
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4 @1 O4 D3 h+ U0 D$ ]这里的windows是指微软的窗口平台,default setting就是大家什么不设的普通颜色设置7 x2 \# F6 u; G% j5 c) I! E
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还是海尼尼心眼好,办实事!
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应该说还是海妮妮心眼实,办好事。嘿嘿
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0 _* h8 ^" E9 L" n2 G4 @8 a玩玩,献丑了哈
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 15:35 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
最后一句真绝阿
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发表于 2005-11-11 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-11 03:26 PM:% i5 ]2 l# Z" ~- W! n% ~/ {
1. You have enough clothes.
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你的鞋子也太多了吧
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这两句话我经常对LD说,但是她说NO。
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发表于 2005-11-11 17:26 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 17:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.不管什么时候,能不能把你必须要说的话留到广告时间说?9 ]  l) ?# b% q" Z

6 z, }& I+ P& `; q----这句话我劳工常说,我就。。。。忍了。尤其看《幸存者〉的时候,电话都不接。但是观看期间他可以跟我说话,不许我说
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发表于 2005-11-11 20:39 | 显示全部楼层
1. Ask for what you want.
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Strong hints do not work!2 q! a: A9 G& G" \( n
Obvious hints do not work!; _' d0 z2 X4 ^# i  c" ?- T
Just say it!
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我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管用,强烈按时不管用,明显的暗示也不管用!想干吗你明说!( F7 d6 ^4 U% |% a6 w! k3 `: Y' n
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关于这一条,我老公只认准了一条hint,只要我在晚上洗了澡,头发湿淋淋的下楼和他说话,他就坚决认为我是在暗示他炒饭了!
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发表于 2005-11-11 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 蓝海 at 2005-11-11 09:39 PM:( Q" z6 J# H9 \& ~7 a7 D$ U
1. Ask for what you want.; \7 r) Z: j/ a/ T7 M* j% ?( K
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
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Obvious hints do not work!2 G  s( M7 P) O0 g9 n0 h
Just say it!
9 N* Q5 Q' z4 H# k6 D1,你想要什么就说" O  V' ?0 O$ z0 n: e2 A
我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管 ...

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瓦赛
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发表于 2005-11-14 00:49 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
被呼应的那部分在哪?还没看过瘾哪!要不,哪位给个连接????
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发表于 2005-11-14 09:33 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Originally posted by 今天闲着 at 2005-11-14 01:49 AM:# y4 ?3 U$ I5 U3 F
被呼应的那部分在哪?还没看过瘾哪!要不,哪位给个连接????
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咳,就是偶转贴的那个“老婆的心得”,在这儿; T+ {0 w, k8 t; [* K4 }
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http://web.edmontonchina.cn/viewthread.php?tid=33628&fpage=1
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发表于 2005-11-14 15:59 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-14 09:33:
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http://web.edmontonchina.cn/viewthread.php?tid=33628&fpage=1
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0 E' C$ a/ n! E. z这个早看了,想起11来现在还笑得受不了了!以后有机会一定要试一下。: E- r7 p5 ^; e; o  k9 m
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还想问问你的体会呢!
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发表于 2005-11-14 16:21 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 今天闲着 at 2005-11-14 04:59 PM:0 n& b, {. I# d

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这个早看了,想起11来现在还笑得受不了了!以后有机会一定要试一下。# ~# u4 y' d5 b/ F' w
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还想问问你的体会呢!

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