 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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40-ish = 49
1 }5 [# o( [6 l, } HAdventurous = Slept with everyone
" ~6 {) ~2 i! k% G8 n% \Athletic = No boobs+ y( R& A' {+ p
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy- @1 f" g% f( B1 K
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
, e7 p6 A) A1 B' R9 g0 a( o1 g- v: BContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills, B& p3 m" }* i6 p) {; U
Emotionally Secure = On medication
S' {8 b& t5 Q8 v: |( l, g9 ~Feminist = Fat, hates men* n+ ^ z* I9 }. R$ D6 _+ w
Free Spirit = Junkie' |# `& Y6 r, B+ l o& n
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person- @$ i9 p3 P8 N7 \8 G& s& a
Fun = Annoying
0 @# F- v1 w7 j7 g4 e8 S3 ]1 {New Age = Body hair in the wrong places, I) K9 L) h% r, l' | c
Open Minded = Desperate
7 t$ K' B6 y, x7 a5 F HOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
0 F9 j( Q* k: Z8 R D% I% oPassionate = Sloppy Drunk7 G4 M& p. b0 s: L0 P) r+ q
Professional = Bitch
& _' g' |) ]7 A4 l& L0 `6 }Voluptuous = Very Fat
, K$ {, K7 s# ELarge Frame = Hugely Fat4 j1 K ^2 {- z. D$ @& s
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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