 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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What it really means:
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# _$ T5 @ I) m- Q9 |6 J; ?Adventurous = Slept with everyone) d& A }( y5 h l9 G
Athletic = No boobs
; ^0 z( }9 H- O4 h) [* d. m, d7 xAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy$ E S. ^2 `% E4 h' P3 ]7 i
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead, j' b; T, |. p' ~
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
! ~; D2 }% L, R) Z7 O: Y2 SEmotionally Secure = On medication) \, W+ f' ^; R9 k3 ^
Feminist = Fat, hates men
- \0 M2 u, {- b( jFree Spirit = Junkie8 ?7 j7 @* j, d
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
2 {7 x) }) ~, a; N$ W/ XFun = Annoying
5 O; y$ M/ p/ s& G8 pNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places7 c8 P0 p6 |- u& d
Open Minded = Desperate Z6 M( u- A! q* K; m7 N
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
+ K' f: K1 L! U- d8 VPassionate = Sloppy Drunk0 r" o/ E6 X* {- ~9 q
Professional = Bitch
5 ^0 u$ B. A b3 |Voluptuous = Very Fat$ t/ O; f" q: b# q7 h
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
8 q) r; u4 ^ A" `( o# @7 {Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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