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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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Hacker: I have control of your computer
/ v, e# e3 o9 J# c0 W4 o$ U5 s white: how control? 8 k3 v" C( V6 Q5 p( b
hackers: white with a Trojan
/ G. I( ?1 {& h:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
, n1 O# a- a* V7 j! X! T* J7 d hackers: Open your Task Manager $ E! P7 o% R( T. d& p; F
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
  ^3 P, ^! J3 C- c hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! . k2 G5 R1 X0 |$ G$ a5 {/ y! l+ G
white: \;
2 K& B2 _: p: B3 Z6 \* ^. l8 E Hacker: I have control of your computer
4 w) Z4 X9 t6 r, q/ g/ _ white: Oh   l- x# t3 M) m! ^' q
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
. g' `5 Q) r# A/ e+ v7 @4 t white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 5 {: s( v% j% g1 F( P/ j
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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* O; h6 o* l" n1 ]3 G% P8 e( \  f white: how do you always in my computer and out of
9 E) Z. ?% D7 q1 e casual hackers: You can install a firewall % v9 I" o. g+ F1 g! ]1 T* Q, h
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? $ E/ Q& {. n4 [  l! u9 P3 ?
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
1 P) X) d" R- O) [! j& t hackers: ah # }& q; }* J( E
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
( k0 b; O/ b; ]! r5 W3 [- F hackers: General is the
) l; @! U: E7 p) t! m white: you can black out those sites?
/ i! ]) ^+ l( x  h2 @8 I/ C9 E7 n+ N2 b hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \" L/ z' N  F# ^+ p" M
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? % O6 c8 v# x& X! T  g6 G3 k
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
% Q6 ?7 T- H$ F( ~/ D# I4 o2 S white: is not it, this is Brand 9 C% {7 V) I/ ?) M! n$ ~
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
2 `( S3 f# S8 j2 n& b& m: X5 _ white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye 3 T) @: u1 n6 H- }) {8 c
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
1 b- V5 J; a8 t3 d( d9 n4 z# g white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?   n/ a# {! q, D/ d9 Q
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 5 F! k' e) y6 w0 s6 U$ ~
white: I want to Please help a busy
# n. F) I% |4 q$ P: N) L hacker: What?
: ?5 E& P; t6 F  X* } white: you can not modify the point into the power system data ) g( n( E+ [' v' U
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! + l# y% c* o# p
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .   U' g' p% V' p
hackers: die! ! ' o9 P% i7 |" h2 ~0 w: u( G, Q3 M

) n2 |6 M! p/ X- n6 X. ~7 I4 ^ hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
! N+ Q  n! G, b3 D( {) G white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
' H) _" N% A* p( q" A Hacker: I'm looking for something
6 ]! [+ J; {1 p. m% d- ]: o& d: U white: what I find here? ; b" O3 D8 k) k& Q( q0 S! }
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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most hackers : I come! ! 9 f; A" Z: ?+ E; B5 G2 y
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hacker: how not to speak? . j; `8 C) O) Y4 Q3 K
white: a bad mood
8 o! x4 R" a! `: Q* v) V- t. p hackers: Who bullied you?
! K4 m; S& a3 E$ G$ M# V white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
) V! A* x/ m. t Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you   c. |; m3 R3 p
white: do not get back
5 t5 j! R/ i2 H$ M8 p2 N hackers: No, tell me what number? , G/ o3 x5 x, |5 J: i1 o
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember , q) ~' Q+ |) s( I. F

/ Z+ D6 y# B# g; q& J7 J, ? white: you gave me out! ! ! !
1 \! p$ B, J7 Y, m& w# F hacker: how wrong? ! " r* h1 R. ]4 ~  n
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! . l" k) a6 v. d  L- }, v( n
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
- H$ I5 K' R4 q2 I* Q5 X white: it does not work! ! ! ' Z  M2 e* ]" c/ X
hacker: how should you like?
1 G5 A5 t4 t9 K( O: R white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! 7 f* N9 x5 f' W3 Z& K
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun $ l  l9 w  K; @; c
white: what ! ^% E* _  |& w5 N6 g0 b0 J/ F
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top + |5 }* B: U+ o: B% }1 u9 N' ^
white: This very common ah 6 Z0 v; [3 I) N' o0 G
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent 7 e- W0 c  ]* D9 o9 K0 w" B
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! ! k5 T8 X3 J$ j+ M# F
Hackers: Yes, has been banned.
6 k+ n+ q8 p  c3 ^) x/ W$ |6 t white: this is also fun? !
! }) A" Q/ e+ {, s7 y9 a Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID ( l  ^/ X% y& Z" r1 X# e" }# V
white: you are pro? ) H# s% J" C/ M: S1 I, L2 G
hackers: You can say it. 2 r; _9 B& {; o* }6 i& F1 f
white: to what extent high?
% R4 S" a- |+ P0 m; K+ ], G hackers: ah, I am bored when their own + \) n! Z0 U& s9 [7 l  i
white black: Ah, this I will!
8 W5 j  B6 I8 p, @ hacker :#?%! You can? !
5 U7 y! u: i% J6 J% g! \) c white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . $ S. c+ v; @7 @, A& Q
hackers: Go!
$ o) O' X. m; g  G. x white: Ask your question
4 Y; F3 a& `. [0 w3 l. r8 w) E) r hacker: says
  o$ F, u1 I! u0 _# \ white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? + z1 X0 Q& d2 A" T+ x; j6 R) S, O: A
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
8 u4 T9 K7 b5 z# \ white: no networking is also OK?
' K: H1 c+ Z5 A/ x hackers:. . . . . . . & X2 F- c; z; h: x3 _5 Q* R8 d" a
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
+ Z7 p. {' r! F0 Y. W hackers:. . . . . . . .
& T3 H; R" M3 E0 H white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
) k# M& G/ z4 E  e, J* V hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
: p$ {. w/ d  i6 P8 c white wash: my computer is broken ; w% W# v7 x3 P' ]8 q0 t' t
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem 7 P$ G; t3 n8 d( y6 J) k
white: that is, you bully me
  c! Y8 w5 \, Z( H( ? hackers: No ah * k  d7 ]2 B: J$ k
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
' k  c2 I9 R! B! \' H" W hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
' @" W$ @/ V* B) b$ a# Z: p white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? / {) H4 g) i9 M0 Z: l8 F
Hackers: should be able to ; I) k# s! G+ g% I1 ~
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
2 q! p7 m# E- ` hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know ; [" T: z# y4 d4 l7 G  J) Z: d) \
white: of course, \! 9 @; G- x% O3 d' r: ?
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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! [) y* q  j% W7 N1 G white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
* }1 o$ N6 O' y. ^9 H7 b6 ~ hackers: If the problem is not your idiot / a! B$ ^4 d! E
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
: {& y% q: j  v! R/ e1 ?, q hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes 7 t! t& k% h  _- @2 k
white: that problem, you can solve it , D; Y, T6 Z2 _- M+ J4 B
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
: H3 H% p0 o# @9 b white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
) y4 \: {# P" s, Q4 ~8 o* l a hacker:. . . . I excused
8 f$ }# E; p( y white: we see meet you?
. b% ~1 k% F- {6 J7 @) I) m, Z hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see , @2 a7 h! v" i1 m8 L( x8 M
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to 4 {. k8 M' u0 [6 v9 H2 @' {
Hacker: Oh, what you think? , Z" [! }( M9 v+ e. Q! p
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
% G0 x: C- A! n5 O* [ hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! ' o3 [6 v6 L/ [' d6 k1 E
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
5 T6 Z' }/ o# F9 p6 h- C. ` white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? : G3 @4 G. k* b# z% v, f) S
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in : |+ H$ M& h( }# D: w) O
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
- o6 l7 M# d% d! S2 q2 E hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way 8 p3 g7 C; I# B1 [- ~8 K' ]. I
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
4 \; v6 e$ }4 M: e0 D' U hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? $ j/ a. B$ J% z, ~% I0 q" I+ D; }
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
1 l4 g9 H0 a3 ~3 k& m/ l$ m white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
/ R7 g  ^3 ?5 @* o: b% k+ V hackers: No wonder, only used 2 x' v" u1 U/ ~  D; P
white: no you're curious about the place? 2 o" e) |$ z9 l0 x1 Y
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes ( V5 f( J- o9 P4 P9 O7 o3 g
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white: I would like to control your computer ( Q5 j$ J8 `. d0 m
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad " v$ O* m/ Q( R* D! t# ^7 B6 t: j
white: This is not fair! ! 3 ~8 m1 b! b' m' H
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
" Z8 c7 e/ L3 q$ t7 _9 K white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
$ ~' H( a( j/ K3 F' Z! d' n. F/ a hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
  `4 b' [8 {- z" h$ H4 [ Hacker: I'm white ( b% M+ F9 |# e: u, s, e  P
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
  M5 q) N: T$ A% v1 K Hacker: Oh? What happened?
+ H: f, |6 w- H& h white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
/ _& g  Z% [! d5 M9 l2 ^ hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye 4 K; Z+ |3 }: S+ s
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
4 D7 {# F* Y2 c' L( q9 n- P hackers:. . . . . . . . . . / O, {; ^: }' x$ Y
hackers: so late, and how not offline? . j- P* L% P- a" x3 X; c
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power : {6 b$ @5 \5 K5 p5 T
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? ( t' j8 \$ t) @/ K3 c! Q
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power , |9 M( b$ K, Q4 N  Q- {
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
" m% o* U  j! S+ N5 l' Q white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it + k4 u5 A/ V( x! H- w
white: You are not really powerful , r  m7 H  `9 i  X  v8 W0 c) i/ ]
hackers: so-so friends 9 M& ?; g0 Q$ y
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. ; |4 }0 n$ Z5 N; ^
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
* A8 G1 l  T$ [' W/ n! V hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it 0 X- K3 x2 ]& f: u  e6 U
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
  f" C" T+ k! E' P" P0 y: w1 H% L hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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