(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
1 l* q, j, k$ B: @% I! B清闲，面带微笑的：
4 ?$ @9 k* M9 D. v4 F前台小姐：“hello.”
( z7 G4 q& U; V  V5 Z/ u# Q/ L老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
! @" J' T# z1 L- r5 D前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
7 p- c6 o4 B$ B* Z* ^3 U2 Y' ~老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
6 A# s" @! [9 z2 f# R老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
. D9 |% o, N+ V8 [, q- ^前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
' c( \& u  t! i# Q: S8 J. X) Y7 ^前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
$ L  }8 F3 ^* O( C4 ?) Z" S' L  v7 T老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？