(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
1 [  |. n3 u4 U' r清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
5 q6 f  r# O! a& w( A0 E# Z老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
. g" h5 I3 I* E前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
5 t4 O) W0 o: J前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
6 \- C# q* S$ N+ r9 B前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
5 e& ?' z6 x' B) F6 K冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

& X1 O( P9 J/ w1 O我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？