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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
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前台小姐:“hello.”
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N8 Q0 L& a0 s: l$ E1 v3 J* \" y前台小姐:“you have what thing?”% k6 k4 D+ x' f$ T1 Y
老外:“can you speak english?”
5 A a9 m; b9 m/ r s9 `前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”, i9 ?/ R1 J* S j2 E5 e" f
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”6 }) H) ^+ y! o+ o- F4 t; ^
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
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, d# Z; s7 w& d1 m j5 Q$ c老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
. E4 K9 U7 Q& W4 b前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”( `$ ?( H5 z, G
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
; L; Q& R; |$ N8 H" J) `前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
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