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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
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前台小姐:“hello.”
7 l; I3 o& M* h3 C: H2 k. w' v7 o老外:“hi.”
1 v v$ C; i$ V; z* R2 N0 h5 y前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
3 Y4 ~1 \" r3 N6 ]* |. u4 a老外:“can you speak english?”& r1 x O! X. Q3 } X
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”& ^8 P" ~, R3 U, B9 _! A0 Y+ R
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
% e/ I' G/ o, M- |. M前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you# W' \ F1 b6 x. Z
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
- q5 z+ K/ ^1 V. k老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
7 p) W( r* _7 W' K0 O- Q前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”, e- v, L) Y+ O
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
- F/ Y" l& {% k前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
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