(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
: o9 v0 m! E& \& f8 M) ]清闲，面带微笑的：
  i( @# h5 I# r. [. }. T0 j前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
, D* B8 l' S" U+ S; x, T3 o老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
- a" ~8 C" p; i1 }老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
1 g( h% A# J9 d前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
3 o4 v; X  b1 F) t& C$ s2 h& v老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
- B5 f- l' R8 A  L, w老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
& Y4 d! E6 C6 i5 t2 p- p. ~+ ~冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？