a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
' b' c% ?* f, U, ~+ p9 i  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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( G* F4 D% R5 `0 {& ?  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
3 Q+ M4 \& _  x) ]6 @6 Q  E2 J  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
) n5 ^6 u$ b/ j( m  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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. C1 R" y6 R2 J+ L$ b1 L/ {  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
+ f3 J2 w: i1 Y  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
$ m4 Q0 R$ K/ n( [  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
: j3 O0 }* I3 R% R: j: u  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* w' G9 ?1 v6 @3 r7 f8 G% G. \  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
. X& N7 Z& p0 [  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
3 C0 Z7 x" H) U6 C2 K. S  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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