a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
0 v1 ^. s, u+ u* E  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
) M) |$ |+ M: f% J1 k; {) s  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
8 G6 R! U: A8 [: Z  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
6 r+ V9 g, x) o: F9 M$ P  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
, F; W7 R! D' @8 B" A( }  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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( t/ s5 y. Z" o# b  b; }& ?$ x$ U  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  f4 o" l0 N+ L6 M  K% V  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
+ {# _% u3 z, j5 H. @* j9 Z  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
1 a/ G3 M( u0 Z  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
6 d3 k2 E5 B9 e, V, L  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
; s5 D( N6 n6 G# s" J/ c  e  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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