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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    1 C1 H7 X( E2 e8 q! d$ n( Q; d6 P$ L5 s
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the     N  ]3 G  e/ N/ j# N& t6 d
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
' b' c% ?* f, U, ~+ p9 i  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too 3 G8 {- _) {! K6 g* j
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
: y- Q% O* T( c, X% A$ X) |                                                                           
( G* F4 D% R5 `0 {& ?  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    / ~1 ?( l# p! v: ~
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    7 F+ G, p# A7 {. s1 ~7 c
  bandages."                                                                * r9 d) z( }8 W0 S! d% l
                                                                           
3 Q+ M4 \& _  x) ]6 @6 Q  E2 J  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         - F" K) g+ O6 y- z5 p
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    7 C( O3 U* r4 o" L4 j5 \- q. G
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
) n5 ^6 u$ b/ j( m  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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. C1 R" y6 R2 J+ L$ b1 L/ {  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
+ f3 J2 w: i1 Y  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   9 A7 p( A/ ], K2 q
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   + a% A) M" u- u
  plaster."                                                                 ( h& Y" u, r  z9 h# U
                                                                           
$ m4 Q0 R$ K/ n( [  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    9 v/ E" k8 m; A$ |1 X
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
: j3 O0 }* I3 R% R: j: u  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
* w' G9 ?1 v6 @3 r7 f8 G% G. \  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
. X& N7 Z& p0 [  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
3 C0 Z7 x" H) U6 C2 K. S  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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