a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
9 L6 Y/ z4 |, Z  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
- @! e+ D& y: J7 g6 j# \  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
' N9 g2 E# Z. m  s" ~  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
# a; l* [) K/ h" v& z  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
) u' l; C0 C/ u, F- e7 Y  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
) \! m$ O" `7 Y7 ^  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
9 q/ [" a' \2 O9 q0 t  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
# M) l5 R7 x5 G4 t9 D: z* Z                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
# ~9 s. @) [  z. s  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
( L, a* B4 Y. ~4 N) M; r  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
6 |6 R, ~. s6 E5 y  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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