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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
4 }+ A' m# s' L8 ?5 }8 ]+ x5 U2 l  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
* f- o2 a' _) D( o  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a& v* _( y: H; j
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
8 ^2 i/ X: `. m# u0 D) ?  little left to be of any use?"                                            8 Q5 s# r5 M, U( e# H
                                                                           
/ c  C: d; T2 |8 i5 d3 j! o  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
% K) R% w3 d3 W# {: L7 |  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
( @! o& j- I& S* v  bandages."                                                                ' o6 c8 w8 G' q9 T' x
                                                                            8 E' Q( W) K: X% ]7 L
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
/ x: E6 m# H- {" b7 T7 [2 N$ h; u  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    8 w9 ]5 b% X0 d  D0 x3 U% ?
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
! i- N- J0 a. Y  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
. ]" }) \8 n) m: _% L                                                                           
, o& M9 b+ L2 S  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    0 r; v9 h9 R& l0 }0 o: `8 t+ Z: _
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   6 q  `$ E( i9 m) Q/ n* @
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   , ~: I- D" g" U4 x  B5 l. a# A
  plaster."                                                                 9 o. R9 D! h8 m* f- j+ y; O/ d% z
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
& J, B, v6 K( c# `  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     ' H  ?& ~2 D6 e5 q4 H6 i; l
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
% V) O! j/ ^8 H' Y7 q" j  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  V% \  d! w; b- ^+ `8 P  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a      `# t3 q" g- j( K" ?4 D4 A6 C( h
  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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