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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
: v- G: P: s0 j8 g. H/ h9 [! j$ B  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
" G0 U; a5 l) x( O. ]# k( ]  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
0 K' h) _' e) B/ q2 Y; \  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
" I2 S" I# g7 `7 Q9 C" e, z  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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7 G# n1 d% G+ A3 u  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to    # o+ b% g+ f& Q# j/ m
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
- S9 O( f: r5 U0 W  bandages."                                                                6 z. P/ \6 f6 s
                                                                           
4 G/ M$ B5 O/ j2 D3 B' w( k; k  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         8 Y6 t( Q" s, }0 e! x4 \2 P
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    , `# o6 |/ c$ x6 Y1 D
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  ) h+ H+ M! N8 R0 ]( q9 K
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  ) f" h7 Z) ?; _8 t
                                                                            3 K. T- S& t! V# [! |6 d* ]1 }
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    $ p. [" x* P% n7 N- i+ O
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   4 W& S& ^7 ~  p8 Q! x) X5 ]
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  j1 I5 F! q7 J/ L$ H" Y  plaster."                                                                 0 l  s7 J- _  o$ H
                                                                           
/ _. L* f/ B+ c% P: x* q$ L  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
, q& G+ |1 d% Z' Z) S4 A  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     + i8 O9 C( ?5 D! n7 |7 ]
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   + r9 g, g3 B% Z+ O5 h
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
8 Q" ?( a) w* Q! L- q  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
, F5 e4 C" e& g) _# r! a  year they send us a complete dick."
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发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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