a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  P3 ]1 r( X: j2 g8 {+ s+ b+ Q. U2 `  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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% H; ^. U0 h" a. V5 J" E  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
+ Z: s8 o# B0 V; n* w  \& N  j  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
& _% |: A+ l& b( R& ?  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
% Y2 ]0 V8 F5 B7 G  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
0 D' y; Q9 b1 L1 `  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  `1 N8 p8 g+ `2 ]+ B7 f  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
: ?- m7 }* ?- \7 S2 w  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
6 C! `  W' Y# X, q7 @9 Q  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
, k1 \! V$ J9 t0 j  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
( H+ e2 r  [- H9 p2 f* Y7 D+ q/ Z( v) }* ~  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
9 p, P6 o9 U5 K! H& V2 C  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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