a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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% |* {7 g. p( B" T6 B: d5 `  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
/ G- K% f$ [3 M4 h$ T  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
& ?; t# C& W- o% [4 J! z  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
& i$ {8 B, u& t0 K$ r1 n4 ?  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
2 `( x& J: A; q- B( G- S  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
. n' e5 ~2 |" c, w) g6 G* H* g  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
4 |& t  {5 q1 l: @6 `  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

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