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4 E6 x" F& j! i# Y# T% U i2 uRedneck Yard Swing$ C f, R3 E6 p* g' m( [
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire( b1 n' Z5 w7 N5 L
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler7 n* |' i. e, @) {3 B b/ \7 f* m
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# H/ a/ Z$ c5 B- w How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?- S- o# U' a: e4 F/ D$ ?' F
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
5 Z8 P+ u$ O" r2 Q" S' p! ~ It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 8 V5 n- e2 S! d5 l
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Redneck Limo7 o C+ |( Z, k" z7 ]4 z2 U) N- f
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r, Z+ t5 z" h- ]: f Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:( ]' j0 I. r1 \3 Y, t! U7 t2 m
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox0 R( i P/ H, Z2 T6 \. h, x
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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6 k o9 {) ^ _5 ~% p A+ d (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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( I5 G8 k) K: z6 ?8 M Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?; N) J7 V$ a6 ]" r
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.7 w6 n! z. f3 m- L4 O* `6 O
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
5 \; z% a* Q2 I& h" d When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.. p2 t, w7 u4 O7 H, C
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
2 a7 @0 `! \6 A& m6 g, V+ P& s+ o6 n9 E 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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% |$ x2 l- F6 h5 d0 E* c$ _0 o5 t A Redneck Thanksgiving
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' m2 j. y3 h. I9 n (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)# L8 K' g# n4 B+ d) {9 p
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, u9 P8 D6 E1 G: D1 o A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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' o, Q5 a% V- y, X That's all folks!
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