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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 8 j/ @ n9 J$ a6 g/ L( D, |2 ^4 f
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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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0 }: v: U" n6 L6 d& R How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
! b. Z; j/ Y# M$ R. @ When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead.": }* ?% |( Y, v( B; d- e! ^
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 8 T0 Z. W5 B/ ^1 r+ D8 V
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
4 {1 B& `2 t7 X 1) The DNA is all the same, ^2 \; y, s5 t- I6 b/ d0 P) Y
2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?- f5 x7 V& T# g( O8 ~. l
A Redneck!! 8 t( N" o( l5 P0 {8 e
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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+ T- K& I* H: E6 K5 R5 y Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?' m7 E# `2 _: l" [/ F0 g+ G0 J- V
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.3 k/ S: [' O- \" E
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' O( j3 T) s( L6 @3 A" Q A new Redneck law was just recently passed" J+ z9 S$ K1 O; [* k, O% D
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
2 A* g- t& t5 J/ Q5 Q5 r9 @3 b$ r 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'& ?! {6 g# X* g" o- E% X8 P3 k Q( k
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% O* p2 @7 Z; j: |$ i A Redneck Thanksgiving
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( ^" [ n4 f. R6 O' N7 F& d (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)( L8 p$ ^& H' t+ a' Y* k
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 165 T; | G- P( }- A
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
& \7 \, k1 [# E8 f* a$ @ [ and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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1 R: b& [. r6 j# C: ~8 s That's all folks! + t" x; U" ~* F& H, R. c
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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