Redneck

Xbfeng

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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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( [+ X: K! k! p, _8 I How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
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; `9 b" D2 P0 D& K4 @2 ` Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  K" u- f& Z6 c; m% B+ E: X, r0 e1 A  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
! V% x. O. p1 ~+ ? 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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, f" Q; B. D( n Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
9 i1 Q9 M, M& x1 F4 a% f 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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2 _7 [' j" r1 V- V2 e7 @6 U; `- T6 ^ A Redneck Thanksgiving

4 W7 M. V: u5 z: w3 R (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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6 V" l% {7 T6 A/ T8 l! e- q         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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: l8 W6 \& V" \7 N and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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' S* _4 Z9 h: u' e! I" w' g2 m4 ? A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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  That's all folks!
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
7 d5 a/ k# W0 I  ~# W竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25