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4 B Q, B. A q! w2 h A Redneck passed away and left his entire
( d8 ^# a2 P- o$ z estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.) {* S8 H1 x0 E, h0 q/ r& z* N8 S" N
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/ I( C/ _/ J- f2 A How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?( E* V# h: S7 m+ m# c0 B4 ~
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."2 X5 r# N# u& G% D; `* X
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 4 Q- N& _" _4 N$ e
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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9 t% l9 ?3 ]3 c% ^( Z Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
3 X$ |4 \. o0 Y3 }- S5 @ 1) The DNA is all the same' j2 [' s4 o# K1 S
2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?: |5 S" c1 m; A' U' o0 i
A Redneck!! ; v. f9 J) I% q1 t- }
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)4 P# P4 X8 k3 u0 g; b1 c' v
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" x! Y6 E' V1 D5 @# c Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
# _+ W$ _8 W4 {* f The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.: y6 J+ E$ e4 k1 |: G/ h
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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5 @: [4 o' K% B: z5 B A new Redneck law was just recently passed
2 \5 s4 @6 @7 k/ ?8 C+ U' E. N, n/ L When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
+ s# Q; Z/ l! e3 m, `) j, G 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'" o. [# B4 j3 R# y! Z( W
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4 }3 a1 j) r9 e! |. d. B A Redneck Thanksgiving& `7 R+ }, S# Q4 E
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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: L! l$ |" b: ^! g4 ]) R$ ] A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 160 D" |! U. `, M) o' a3 U) Y
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
3 t, G/ t3 s4 P- U* Q and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' + v# l$ K$ X8 ?5 z( }
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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3 C1 s" a4 e- {" p- B9 h& l That's all folks! 7 w8 H. p5 Y9 D, r. z% ~
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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