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Redneck Yard Swing2 `& q( W, L' W d3 U( @
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0 c+ B4 v$ c5 y* N. T& b/ i A Redneck passed away and left his entire6 Q1 ^8 a' |& V
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?* V4 q7 d6 p6 o- E9 l8 o2 `
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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8 g- V8 A) u s Redneck Cellar
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2 I0 S* p" B9 d8 B Redneck Garden! @7 A% P4 ?6 i. s! O
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8 |; M' {3 j0 }% V8 r8 e Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
. e" v" z/ C7 S It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. * w( N1 R& t+ `* k" E
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n6 w5 F' e7 i9 x* H7 c; L Redneck Limo* Z2 H2 d8 X8 c2 N4 A5 c* p5 `
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
4 p* o1 s, _* ~: q }$ Q9 e4 v4 g 1) The DNA is all the same
2 O, b/ u4 O/ A 2) There are no dental records
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* N) ^0 I# }: B0 r7 Y9 E Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?4 P8 O% o$ G5 D
A Redneck!!
4 W2 Y7 t* l0 r, a, W z6 f1 C( Y (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)# \' N/ @9 [( o! C: S8 ^0 _3 t$ t* X4 Z
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? W/ \: I3 l& k2 M
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.: O9 L3 Y2 {( g/ ~3 S6 i, A
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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7 r; Q5 v7 V @9 J4 L6 h2 N! y( A A new Redneck law was just recently passed3 Q6 O! p* M3 M
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.7 h$ Y2 @2 n* J$ P' ]$ S" S
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?: w. K8 o0 P0 f+ g
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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6 T9 v, k0 K% d+ [) ` ^ A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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$ U1 ~/ G9 N1 t, g1 p A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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6 D8 G/ F' e" a' o and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 3 }: O5 }+ M2 E, _
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+ K9 E7 k8 X; k1 @* I( A3 Q A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! ; [+ C* d" T1 R1 h* z- T4 P
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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