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. o2 c$ W$ `3 N1 xRedneck Yard Swing6 v( m& B& ~ _# c9 B
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire: e* m& k9 B9 f
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler5 P- A* n5 O; m
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
6 q2 C$ ~9 N/ I& b, N9 a1 s When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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7 _2 [) [& R) E( @% Q$ ^ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
7 f# t6 a4 _( T! u+ v+ ~ It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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8 w- @; E! A* c Redneck Limo
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6 [! N9 F# v, b+ h5 w* w j Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:$ J( O, a1 e8 X8 r# a" W" `
1) The DNA is all the same
) c/ h- {# ^* A+ ^% \) j 2) There are no dental records
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: k" r( g3 [- m) r3 @: W Redneck Mailbox
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A Redneck!! & E- P. p N+ \, p5 B) m
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)0 A1 v4 K# z! E! ~! e; p
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2 m& ^' N5 j5 X1 H2 F/ M Redneck Time Out+ L5 |) F- B1 i
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4 A2 d" Y5 F5 |6 D; B5 w Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?1 G# p, w. |- Q# R8 g( ]
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.& `1 K; K4 n$ D m; u1 D
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
3 m' h! {# O6 _( m+ H' G When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.. i7 N( P% h1 P* j+ u6 M
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+ H; G0 \8 w2 m/ r. q+ G# } Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?; _4 q9 B- U( T' I/ o2 Y
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'+ _" D- J. Y2 D9 Y
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" D8 r0 q. U0 W; T4 z; \ A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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4 k% o4 Y2 i7 F6 _) i; K& {$ |6 D A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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S( T2 [- h# l# C and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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" D0 d, A+ m7 [* I, X A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...! L+ w1 ^& k% b3 M8 x8 y
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That's all folks!
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