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* z5 ^: O' Z/ {2 O+ MRedneck Yard Swing
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" ?) L5 d y) w! J5 q# D A Redneck passed away and left his entire
1 D( w0 P; Z7 u& H7 r+ Y$ _- [ estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14. K, w( _" ]0 E1 ], t$ _( e
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3 e1 Y1 P9 F* E, r0 r1 K Redneck Cooler; i9 f2 T a. n, x, l9 H
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( \# H2 h# {3 |% R n) } How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?: u; d% q. \3 X9 q% ~! Z( p. U
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."+ e' n; X y. e" J1 f6 w/ h
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. B# \5 w. u3 j- P6 m* p Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden1 q% p# A+ t/ r
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
" e6 v* H) u" r% {' t% O u! @' m# F It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
+ _" k) q3 @7 E 1) The DNA is all the same6 ?9 K; L8 X, j
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox$ a# t/ J0 _" F' B- L6 L' Y; q3 L7 k
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Who invented the toothbrush?5 `% Q5 j* v* r. \, J
A Redneck!! ' H' T% D8 Q/ k: Y
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out& t' {/ s" L. G; ]; C
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
5 ]# l' R% E$ ^- }& R% K The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
! T' Q! S C" }% A* _ When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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e+ J& k3 ^& C Redneck Wheelchair
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& v" _% H2 w) C: C } Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
) r) C3 k2 ]: e, [! n! A2 Z 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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9 w, x( M- {, M! `: K M; k- b A Redneck Thanksgiving
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- q4 V- N; T# c, @7 x0 C5 i! h# o A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ) L) Q) j& H; X9 p* B( K+ {
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...* S5 I( J& e2 W& w$ P& o3 Q: A7 S
9 u* _9 p- |! _ That's all folks!
7 M! x" o) C" b2 D I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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