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Redneck Yard Swing
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estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.2 z( U1 x/ M. a8 V# x& Q
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' b$ }: ?) R# O8 ?+ _: | How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?5 A6 \5 W& g) f+ e( ` a n
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar 4 z5 n0 l" p$ r( S
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 0 ^3 P) j: t5 k4 R6 a: @
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo: u! Q% b4 g. h K' a6 ]5 I; b. G# v
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2 R) t0 r# Q2 C* a1 g$ z9 C Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
! t% q& o" T" O5 T/ V. K% p 1) The DNA is all the same0 y2 b0 T, q" K6 ^* n/ G% s
2) There are no dental records
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A Redneck!! 8 q( K) e% o/ r( c
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out( \4 i% R+ H: U7 ?
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
+ k/ I- b! w' p The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed3 R1 a% @+ H5 w, C; E
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
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9 L& o O' k; P4 O" e* ^) S A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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0 P5 n0 v0 e, u7 j& a9 G A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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% G9 h0 W/ U, H) X" |; \ j That's all folks!
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