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2 c! }. \4 Z1 z5 A 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
* d( K7 j: X  c8 Q, p 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
* }. P) T, G# ?" p* @, { me: chemistry. . .
: z) ^5 J6 Q, F) K. O 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
& w% |# M. o; Y. @1 q 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
' }) C- o' S2 r' d 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
0 |) s/ d* ]1 z. P+ ~" C3 A hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
' A7 A, `0 Q& p# h+ d" x( [ then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
. t% Z+ ]$ H$ E3 `5 J" ~ this time, a players on the answer in the.
" w# T+ ]+ V5 P! @% P1 A0 T3 V host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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2 y2 Z4 P3 e' A% O) ^0 {" p3 [ day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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$ y5 }% K3 }; } students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
9 Y/ `# P/ g. }# v 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
: K& g$ g/ W5 Q. h 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
% p/ S& ]8 e7 ` 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
2 e8 I+ w; Q7 C- ]" ~. Z6 U# O% C 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
+ l6 Q) l/ _& i* e9 Z: N 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? "