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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh0 L# p J; J* U+ B+ l% g
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
" c/ d V2 I0 o9 B R1 T) Z/ t0 B 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! + m' ?0 y0 n2 U1 |. Q
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
# y9 M; A$ ~: N& [0 p% E: C 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! 5 c" X; ^& K: _3 I6 R1 d, z
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 3 _0 ^, F( q% {* m" v
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
7 ?: q C* c/ \" d) { students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? $ @. U# u1 k3 P/ [( Y
me: chemistry. . . ( E: T: L5 R) g6 n" I; N
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
6 O) G( X, s0 U% b6 _ 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. , S& I& U8 u( p: p% z
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. ! H1 X& X# `4 K$ c% }. _
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
. O- D- y0 Y" _3 t6 q. Q7 x( w 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
% O2 x+ I3 ]/ @; r7 l hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" 9 R! ]% P; J. a0 f0 |7 N# S" x
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." * O) z7 W7 N8 [7 s" r7 t
this time, a players on the answer in the. 7 ` y9 C) f0 G5 a* ~
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
/ g: ~4 t: f* m4 H 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! ". Q# p; W7 L4 `+ y
13, when the school . L0 U' K( s+ ^/ W( T& E& o
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "( r, N7 J" \3 y( j
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
& V7 r( r3 c3 a7 d you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
1 A$ M# m$ V6 `# e2 |" } 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "7 D9 k3 [8 n% U, i. k
15, one bedroom
3 B( C* \/ {* [( F8 J students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" ' P! I* t. J; A
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." ! q7 y1 a3 e H2 P3 H* ]! E4 a; g
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" ( C5 f1 P5 i, ~ |& k7 o0 m+ G
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" ; c; ~9 ]6 [ c: D7 {
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
/ {; h4 G# Q) }4 z1 B+ H" k* R 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
" f$ s2 G7 r; R: C( R3 D9 E6 _" U t8 B 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. 0 d* e5 a3 w: N% N# F0 V ~
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
8 [5 ?: _5 X8 v$ {8 j' c 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
" v7 @4 Q* [; e4 ?% D 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! ". K) T! I" C" L3 |8 ?7 W! U
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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