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4 U- ~% Y5 ~/ a. ?Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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) O! D+ h8 D; R3 U# C5 ~! O9 i5 ~A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 3 G+ S, K2 B" M* O
4 l0 ]6 _% x" G( u6 X& c6 C' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 5 W4 |2 \2 C% |! u( F6 v; D0 U
'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says,
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2 F1 p3 W$ L( R. x1 Q3 Y'Now really,' the mother says,
q+ P/ k; N3 q4 b+ z$ C4 N'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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* ^3 H0 q0 Z* I4 a: L# e# @'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 5 r' _' G m4 [; P F3 n
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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& k }; ?# _$ O. |'Well,' says the friend,
Z" A0 U9 U, W" R/ O'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. $ C$ J: u6 `" h2 C- o3 b" x
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 3 S! L0 w0 u( k
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 6 B/ h( K3 K0 m, M3 m
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' ; U4 a8 [5 J; W, L4 b5 X& \( S
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The mother is surprised and asks, . Z k2 @1 N4 s2 F" m6 s0 o% j* E# I
'How did you find that out? : K/ [* q# @& S& ` F/ l
/ ^( F% `" u% R* P+ i( W'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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6 t4 t9 i2 c- e/ FThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
9 q1 y2 M5 }" d" F, [8 l! a'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' : r+ K t' S. \' Y5 ?
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'; s: I, d0 C; x6 d; \( J* }* j
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