Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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; C. n! `5 t- F: v6 |, oDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

' T' S: G% U, x8 A3 Z/ q. ]' U5 k$ pA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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/ J) v- L( \  E# m' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
4 n" _4 j& E! o+ K% j8 {. R'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
9 [! Y/ Y' A8 Z2 e2 X# Z# I4 Q'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

) i, L) E4 z5 M% D+ c! j" Z'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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% C4 Y; {, I+ q& OThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

* i5 _, J5 R* j5 {'Well,' says the friend,
$ G+ [1 x2 k) Z4 D1 u2 e'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
3 Q1 K% n" z* u# Y9 r( M+ L'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

0 n. ^' f, E0 X3 g# {The mother is surprised and  asks,
, \8 }4 ^( `% d6 u( H5 X'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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2 v% X& i) x5 r5 i7 eThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
- f" T' [$ t, y; f, }/ W'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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* \( f+ `0 O1 Z7 z: v9 W7 m. `0 u- `'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller