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; C. n! `5 t- F: v6 |, oDriver's License - too cute not to forward t! T- h( L' g, c, ]5 h
' T' S: G% U, x8 A3 Z/ q. ]' U5 k$ pA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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/ J) v- L( \ E# m' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
4 n" _4 j& E! o+ K% j8 {. R'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says,
9 [! Y/ Y' A8 Z2 e2 X# Z# I4 Q'How much do you weigh?' " [% \3 @: C7 y
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'Now really,' the mother says, 5 j Y; i* W; E8 P" z4 h; K) Q/ n1 V/ o1 N
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' # F; ?+ u p, z% y6 t
) i, L) E4 z5 M% D+ c! j" Z'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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% C4 Y; {, I+ q& OThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. . {! h( h( O5 n" r' Z
* i5 _, J5 R* j5 {'Well,' says the friend,
$ G+ [1 x2 k) Z4 D1 u2 e'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. 1 b7 W s( R) J0 X" _( F
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
3 Q1 K% n" z* u# Y9 r( M+ L'I know how old you are. You are 32.' / j( r1 _# G& X w" D
0 n. ^' f, E0 X3 g# {The mother is surprised and asks,
, \8 }4 ^( `% d6 u( H5 X'How did you find that out?
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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2 v% X& i) x5 r5 i7 eThe mother is past surprised and shocked now. ; I7 B0 i. y( s. X
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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* \( f+ `0 O1 Z7 z: v9 W7 m. `0 u- `'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'7 [4 K0 _; V& _' l3 ^
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'Because you got an F in sex.'1 X' q$ x( y. P
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If you see someone without a smile today
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