Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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! f6 g* {6 X7 ?$ wDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

  ]% Z+ }# K0 f5 yA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

3 H  D& E4 K) V( [) y; T' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

" X. ^5 A3 {6 X0 k/ {  }'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
  [) `/ L1 ~1 j" }'It's not polite.'

# D  K2 }/ L8 M  j'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
% Y$ O" r1 ^2 g'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

7 y' E0 u" s$ c; t  t3 p: O" z'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

/ J0 }" |' i; h0 V2 E+ _4 cThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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4 k3 T. L  I* b'Well,' says the friend,
% ^- N9 u! @( P8 H'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
) p* n9 G( u( jIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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3 {! S. j* ^  T2 |) T& P" cLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

! M5 I' ?# @- L% t. w2 }The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

( {( s$ v/ o$ }. i) Y% H'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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1 ~# T  N* q% @! ]5 W' O) ~1 LIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller