Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

: p" h3 w9 w* o6 XA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
; H3 B, ~0 p) D* ?! z'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
- Z6 E. W% x7 U'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

6 C! |- I% K0 S* c: z6 W8 x0 W9 O'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

& Z+ B. b' b( B: J; D7 rThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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. ~4 }4 V- l' k+ F& j( a* g' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
! ~" X4 V5 {- |1 R; D9 V8 k) c: N'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
# ]# }( ^5 d/ R; B) |+ r'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
$ u/ X( L  ?/ q( W2 A'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

* x; R! ]- A9 P4 `'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
. f- c% N4 A2 q1 n( {# d# i'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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. S- `6 r$ V8 P! X'Because you  got an F in sex.'

. {; I8 y8 g1 O) WIf you  see someone without a smile today
4 b3 s3 |+ w( T% k% R' G. ygive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller