Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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3 L4 ^5 n+ V% D- A( P'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

. X$ w( ]! T; I3 g/ _5 M' `: v% s'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

3 \- Z8 J6 L$ @( R'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

( R( C# K: g: I' ^5 b/ J# [The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
# [( }* ~4 F3 r) ~'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
0 D, x$ K) r. P& Y) R% J6 dIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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2 p1 R% j' Z. ?6 c0 d! DThe mother is surprised and  asks,
) D: i) B0 v9 i2 j$ e6 l0 n'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
9 h0 f! |. {( b, [0 k2 p% S'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

+ ]) i1 M# Q$ d% [+ n7 c'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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$ d% x8 O1 v7 y" ~'Because you  got an F in sex.'

4 \/ ?; C: V, M! n6 cIf you  see someone without a smile today
  m& E$ G  @7 d. G7 @give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller