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! f6 g* {6 X7 ?$ wDriver's License - too cute not to forward, Y+ L( h/ N L" W6 D
]% Z+ }# K0 f5 yA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ; F% U* o, \/ p6 H' J: k/ y" F
3 H D& E4 K) V( [) y; T' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 0 j/ d b/ s7 Y; d
" X. ^5 A3 {6 X0 k/ { }'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
[) `/ L1 ~1 j" }'It's not polite.' * e$ l4 H' T6 s, v4 A: ~' K
# D K2 }/ L8 M j'OK', the little girl says, * o- P) v) u# |: c5 P2 _( R
'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
% Y$ O" r1 ^2 g'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' . M8 e! |) O, U4 Z% ^) `/ l
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' ( O0 M2 R; K2 Y
7 y' E0 u" s$ c; t t3 p: O" z'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' # R) k2 _( l/ ^% D' F( i
/ J0 }" |' i; h0 V2 E+ _4 cThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 1 z: l. d% Z7 s) u0 q
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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4 k3 T. L I* b'Well,' says the friend,
% ^- N9 u! @( P8 H'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
) p* n9 G( u( jIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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3 {! S. j* ^ T2 |) T& P" cLater that night the little girl says to her mother, " }) Q- @9 [+ k: ]
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 6 K3 u' l* m$ V8 {# z
! M5 I' ?# @- L% t. w2 }The mother is surprised and asks, * D8 R, A% B2 h( h# _0 l& p Q; ^
'How did you find that out?
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. ! c$ k2 Q- W# U- l- }7 G, J1 e
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' : J* n! u' u9 p- E
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 0 ?) Q4 j Y1 G; E! L" f; t6 @/ U
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' % p; `# K0 g% k. ~$ X
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?': m8 @/ x6 v- S" i0 p% I8 J
( {( s$ v/ o$ }. i) Y% H'Because you got an F in sex.'
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1 ~# T N* q% @! ]5 W' O) ~1 LIf you see someone without a smile today3 l1 H5 c+ V/ v. ~
give them one of yours |
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