Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

& Y) p3 Z7 M3 y3 EA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

) F$ h( r1 n/ Z9 O' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

) P8 F; ~$ g2 [% i) ~% e+ s6 B* h'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
& H) G" g6 @: a, N: F'It's not polite.'

; L* S1 ~; c* x- H/ S* e'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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( }7 t6 \* o/ g! k  n'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

5 n. S8 {9 D# A. E2 d. A2 ?1 uUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

. P* |. |( G! I8 OThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

% d6 g; _# \5 ~0 f+ ]'Well,' says the friend,
9 S7 H2 E: c3 q'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
* d; @% Z1 ^, ~; oIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
9 U+ y0 B. S/ T1 n'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

) m( F- g- g" g0 oThe mother is surprised and  asks,
3 U0 d: i' |+ W5 u6 W'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
* O, e0 A4 ]1 C% x7 E! {'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
1 ?& w4 ~5 n% X& T'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

$ ]% u$ j' P2 R5 {2 [9 G'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
1 M# ?2 x  f1 s" _2 c- d1 }* kgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller