Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

+ g* f- h6 z% }, i: A9 b' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

$ t/ C6 S2 X  a! h'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
5 W* g8 t. U5 q- e* T'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
& U9 A+ x, f* T* a'How much do you  weigh?'

" x7 X/ M, i# i; {' g'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

; c" A; v6 [. F  cUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
1 q5 P6 k) Y$ F! q; x$ c'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
4 x9 R, \% _9 U* h# P% _0 C5 lIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
( l, m, H$ ?4 Y  f4 ^'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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4 b) K- c/ i1 aThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

$ L4 ?) G( H3 kThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

0 L; d2 k" b! c; V'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller