The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
5 q0 a" ?) Q1 H4 k' R    five miles a day when he was 60.
. E& t0 v$ q% g# v7 ~2 L+ r    Now he's 97 years old
+ X0 K# ?* J* E6 o) W0 o4 Q& n    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
* h7 j" H  Z$ L! x/ H/ O    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
3 Q- ~+ ]* [( {  g   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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4 ~. k3 w- {  w9 a/ r    I have to walk early in the morning,
$ {# P) Q4 j6 S- a; h) [    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
) A( |$ I7 ~0 ^    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
# s* G1 l& L: J1 h' b! M    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
2 R; X& I0 y  {( `   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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% e' n: p' T0 T) R    The advantage of exercising every day
. w$ p: k7 |; C6 O" T  T" Q  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
8 ^. s9 M, q7 O, D7 c5 S   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
! y' T2 U  z; `  [3 ]    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND

    Every time I start thinking too much
1 l0 C  Y3 Y5 B* P* L. D     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
% M7 k7 A; a0 o   and by the time I leave,
7 t, ?0 L) E4 q" `8 _" w    I look just fine.