The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

: x/ Z$ ?! D% z+ i  m3 j    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
, V; I; W; H1 `6 X0 @/ C2 {0 t    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
+ h8 D+ G8 P. r' I" c    especially when they are taken
+ _4 y3 b! k2 I8 K6 C    by people who annoy me.
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   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
( m0 i8 n& @5 H) k8 n* C    spent about 400 bucks.
; H6 |! ^9 G: E+ t    Haven't lost a pound.
* L6 E8 X3 t4 c' `7 f! y    Apparently you have to go there.
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: O/ ~0 ~6 S; V: {  z) e$ y   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
! u1 P4 G. U4 B' L3 d    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
7 v0 d, ~: u% w( y0 a    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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0 x8 q: ~( F* ?! f7 `; j   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
9 b; a7 d: g" N5 D  start with a small country.
   
$ j) q" X& Q* B- N: |   I know I got a lot of exercise
- u" k+ g  a2 n, j# \9 q    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    Every time I start thinking too much
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    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.