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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,) k9 ?7 X# x! k. ]5 Z
9 [; v' W% m7 ^and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.! i* S% j% [. t( A4 t
) Q+ f/ w6 c6 j( x5 s9 yAfter three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the) }+ F$ {' ^) }5 |- N1 h
courage to say something to the big Indian.
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; ?1 J+ ~6 M9 y$ l4 b+ V6 pLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
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bruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.( O# q! A p) i$ P0 j
* w" y- t+ g0 C" \Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.. H, Y. t" y, A. \1 W+ t
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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3 u' j, L! |8 r'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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