Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
$ N4 j0 L3 e: U, z8 wHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
: |" b  M' f  {+ `PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
& E& [, t# B! r+ p8 \' E9 LHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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+ {) n7 l3 r# E2 m) n- yWEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
) z8 c6 |# v0 o( Z5 M2 p/ _TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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5 C4 p9 e% n5 A; {0 L' H* s2 O0 ]THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
' D+ G7 h7 ?, H! o" f) g( o雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

$ H# r! I4 J$ V3 x( Z1 }6 OYou are welcome.