Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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' Y9 l4 [- L8 m: I0 f- i+ D2 ~FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
, L! T, V# y* U  c! t) x* q  O4 vPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
# W4 h4 W! y- K, z' h+ i% zSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
' ?3 ?% l- L0 u7 U$ G5 mFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
2 q) I2 z1 [/ @1 FEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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! n) Y7 I) k. t7 z1 dHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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7 A! {# v& S! p- FTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

5 M9 w, x8 O* u, o! N: IYou are welcome.