Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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2 z" m8 {. F0 ?TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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; b( s, q1 f2 r5 V& R" qHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
& H, Z4 _8 ?/ D1 LSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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7 s4 u+ a* ^# A! j% fFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
% h4 }( O; O0 {$ {  N$ WTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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3 b, w3 ]) L1 J3 C6 \6 e! h- o7 VHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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4 y, I& A) B3 X" QTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.