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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. . B' m8 ~7 H7 c% D* d
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"Mary... Mary...."
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5 K% n! E' m$ U, \"Is that you Fred?"
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) E; s; {. D# h2 y! M" h"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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; m% I+ @; b/ `- E& m) ]1 y"What is it like?" 4 `; y. |% T: \
: A8 M! U& S" q, D7 e5 _6 u& t"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 3 T2 [ p3 J5 F' E
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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