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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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0 h3 b; G8 p8 Q1 u+ a% O6 T6 C"Mary... Mary...."
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# f% Z( e/ A# D9 R; q" D! u- u/ B"Is that you Fred?" # a6 D4 o5 C6 I- o+ {" H/ W/ L0 T
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." * b' ^5 S! C. ~
0 p' \ e: N" y* w"What is it like?" " a8 z9 t+ G7 W. x: R) h/ s( f" `
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " / ?( X: C4 k4 N3 s5 k
( ~ h% d, }7 I"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ; F ^" I; g$ \) j" Y" K/ Q5 L$ L
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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