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轻松一下,转个笑话给大家----After life

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. $ G, ?1 M' Z# j

9 L9 S8 ^( O4 Z+ M+ ]"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" " t5 k0 P8 Z! A9 O/ O3 r3 ]- f
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." $ @4 w3 |- N8 c+ m9 r. x* c
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"What is it like?" 0 r. c0 Y" l+ P' [& H8 p7 j) C. _
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ( u7 e0 A! o. b7 Y9 `
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ( X4 f) X/ }1 A' X
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