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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." ( m7 s; k: K, e& R
' e2 h8 C( H; s5 L( ^3 ~"Is that you Fred?"
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' L) W6 o! |6 F# l9 V& p3 Z"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ! b6 L& k8 ^) Q/ ]
0 o% t% _/ J, @- [# O"What is it like?"
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, W' M2 X4 S% u H' ]"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." , X; l! N3 I3 I A. O" W
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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