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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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& ^6 H8 ~. Y* v"Mary... Mary...." - s9 b7 \, W% S7 G- d2 d! X
7 L4 f, V# z; Z# {: [% @4 n"Is that you Fred?" ' \$ v# r/ R; |7 [/ u
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." # S; s* I$ d4 ~5 U& m4 L( D( y
b8 z) a8 c2 p- X$ x6 D"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " . R4 B W: c' o" @# ~9 l
4 R! z7 A" m2 c6 k! r- \"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." G4 y- h% I- W/ ~; S1 w
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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