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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 2 W$ ?3 [9 Y+ @# x: n1 y q
( Z$ O" {8 E! w# p" A2 m B"Is that you Fred?"
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7 n6 p8 ^7 w) B' R% e"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." % }1 W5 o( j! w; c% C6 m" c# S
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " & G- M# K( Y- _( g6 q* Z( M; W
. ^ Z& o0 F2 ]& J7 [& t* s"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ( p7 L9 r/ n* z
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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