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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 1 J5 B5 N/ C/ H3 @: H
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"Mary... Mary...." 2 [% ~$ ^) O7 n
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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8 Z, S% p+ ]# D/ `/ [, }1 ~"What is it like?"
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6 A! i0 g. D/ ^& a( F"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ( [- J) F7 _" c+ \% h. l! M1 x( a' G
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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