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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" , h1 }) r! E' v- B7 o0 ~
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 0 v0 X, q1 ]5 X# Q- J, d) T
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: J) ~ {' i* A8 P"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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