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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ; p' Z6 V# F' c" z H8 T2 b
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"Mary... Mary...."
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- W+ p! g) ]2 Q! A9 Y! ]; s' `"Is that you Fred?" ) ?) Q {$ `0 s9 b% U
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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3 t6 X' p w7 |"What is it like?" + z5 ~/ z* Q# v. o2 H+ x
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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6 r4 @% d( Z2 J4 V: V"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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