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Husband of the year( C, L& u1 g6 k& z
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The honorable
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2 ]4 l. N% V& s* ^The United Kingdom % l! T9 L& s) g& ]% U2 L
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( X4 f% b. K/ Y9 @followed closely by...
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) u% h8 y- m, @+ ]' G5 pThe United States of America ! r. U3 Y; h! U6 X
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3 C; w$ |) w Gbut 3rd Place must go to...
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$ c0 Z0 j2 y2 O7 f4 v: B" q* E$ FGreece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize ) N; `0 b/ l: p. x
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. " `3 R& K) ]4 Y" p- Z! w
4 x9 I! n" n2 YIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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@" {9 M; n" M! n0 f3 ?0 \. R+ YThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
0 z7 g o; U$ A6 C& z3 fholding her hand....* ^+ Z; E! U' y2 Y
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Woman has Man in it;
! J5 |0 F9 [5 U* MMrs. has Mr. in it;
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3 ]; b* @/ R' ]& ~3 z0 K7 YShe has He in it;
! q" D5 g4 J" v6 t% x. v7 L3 lMadam has Adam in it; $ M& q- N& w, |$ {8 J! M( T* |
0 T" F) S4 L# e A0 ?Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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2 S. W8 T, J' w1 t$ NI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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- A) R( u3 y( ]4 B# i% X8 w MEN? 6 g. W1 S' `+ u: u; W/ h
( J$ w h! e1 ^% o- X! E1 QMENtal illness
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5 m7 t, \( G/ U0 A& I8 cMENstrual cramps
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MENopause " E/ L; P" ~* ~& l) {" B/ g
GUYnecologist
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6 j4 u: _7 Q8 j6 _/ j- Z$ c2 yWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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