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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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- k( |9 r9 Y0 L: EThe United Kingdom
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1 b. T, v1 Z& t: i- sfollowed closely by... 9 M }" Q: g( j& L6 @+ ?7 a0 O
" e: Y' R: Y2 I UThe United States of America
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Poland( F' W h/ ]' N! m/ p5 |

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6 x* C2 Q% z( t3 X4 k9 I& {but 3rd Place must go to...& p" c% {* b! S ^3 r, _
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Greece 2 {& j. G2 h0 ]2 K2 d% I; P6 L; h
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it was very very close but the runner up prize 3 u: p4 P+ d# l: t, p. w- T7 a
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. : J5 U( x. n3 h2 Z: k8 G
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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4 S9 ^8 H( I; h- U7 u- XThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 0 f& N+ I! {8 q- k& [7 U* ~
holding her hand....# L5 q3 R+ `5 g% f1 X8 {
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' Y5 J* W) V' P# V8 u6 xWoman has Man in it; $ c( k4 U2 L+ R$ D" F) J
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
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She has He in it;
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" U* v9 i' S6 i7 B0 [* H2 ^" lOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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4 k. E1 I- u% |I never looked at it this way before: : |3 t% b9 v. ~- B7 {
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness
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* E' m& [( D# U* ?6 L0 [- z& m9 j/ ZWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You9 w9 v9 e, k* B, S% n0 W0 @
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