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Husband of the year
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( s# z$ N1 z# x: Y" Z6 [+ }The honorable; G* y9 v$ B7 J2 o
mention goes to:
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The United Kingdom ) `) S! c+ z- l7 E; ?
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- i/ a: Y5 l# P/ e: D$ L0 Z* Jfollowed closely by... * y" M& ?; v s1 z" v. m( M8 |& }9 k
4 \* M/ S, a3 `9 i. @% E$ u; VThe United States of America # W7 i! U. N( ^% x' j$ e% l

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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...0 W9 w; z6 H n. U8 G- p3 r
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: p+ o, m; t/ X8 I! AGreece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize 9 T5 `. l6 D1 B* g; \ j
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was awarded to.... : Q. @+ c1 w7 \/ j' Q1 P6 |
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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% w& d+ V9 u4 Y7 W D# W; C# GIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.) B, m$ _1 ]4 J8 L
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ) ?9 s% K. \% J7 }; n" ?3 o
holding her hand....$ E4 ]% `( B( M2 P; c) Y/ O
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Woman has Man in it; 8 b0 x$ n8 o' N: W4 c* P$ h
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
6 [) y3 |8 P" r" c6 H% S2 JFemale has Male in it;
; Z+ q1 d1 s1 ?1 j6 b4 k* T+ pShe has He in it; 8 V* n/ s- B: H# |0 D
Madam has Adam in it;
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7 t% `$ o& A8 `" HOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... # D9 { r" w, Y1 V$ y, s# J
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I never looked at it this way before: / d" z1 H3 y# V4 r9 d/ m& T& ]
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with0 u9 t; j) f( L( [; p& ^& U
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MEN? ' T2 h. ]) W9 _2 [8 S# _1 b- a1 D
4 E5 v% l8 ]% f* HMENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist
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* O" i. m% B% |. {When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. 9 E2 a% u% Q: r1 B) ?7 L# j7 a
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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