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Tiger s Holiday Poem6 W$ e, J% K5 e9 c. E% @% Q
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
6 P, b3 r* l7 l. M; N; FTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.6 h, D2 ]: B3 z+ F7 f
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
5 g' ~0 [9 U* R! A$ GCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.: ^7 h% B) B! N4 y8 O
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.9 L+ V4 u4 M- A' M) e6 W
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.2 G. c, T+ R( s) m4 F3 \( \
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
9 y+ h9 ~! s, q7 BWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
- K# o1 G! T- t2 b0 l" VFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,( n! b7 {' z$ V x
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
. }6 p0 x" e$ {0 C8 W+ IWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,3 o8 X: L7 _ a
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.0 z* V7 Z1 c& e9 h# b4 U, |) E$ E6 a6 d
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',7 q/ d% J! O, C7 T! D7 h# ^
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
1 r; `$ M2 v5 U3 EAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,' Z# ]8 ^# |) e6 c0 D. b& G
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
( j$ n; B# x1 ]) @$ ]7 j/ t0 ~+ eShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
. O5 m" `2 O J# a: A) Q+ Q OHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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