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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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1 Z9 l6 M7 I9 i0 E- C2 L4 |Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house' B) \8 e: J/ i5 y6 H
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.* Z: O6 g+ S9 ]9 i# ]$ K' I
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
: k5 a y+ j5 h/ H' Z6 A- {Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
; E5 m0 _# y5 A, A1 r+ N7 o2 q1 iHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.2 b0 S$ A9 R# B' c G% G8 {
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
( Z' x. t# L `8 Q5 I8 l6 F2 sHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,4 x+ m+ r! \9 A9 o; B
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
m5 Q$ g* f J! f7 I2 ~1 VFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
" A- o+ U" O! n; ?4 }8 ]Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news., N0 b( r7 n8 Z1 S0 f+ ]- r
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,& w2 W ?) T- q- N8 x
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.$ K7 x9 [. a; W
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',# P/ w' C& r$ o0 l. G5 m: P4 y0 g- V
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden ." O( }% Y& z5 h- E6 I7 m
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,2 {/ m' G0 ~+ @, x4 `$ S
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
% \* o3 S" _2 X( fShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,, X5 c% j; k7 ^. a* a. Z
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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