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Tiger s Holiday Poem2 `4 ^; y7 ]) y$ H
; ?# y* [ N M$ R7 cTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house0 Q f( `4 G% Q* H( g& O
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.; n4 d9 B* ~+ C# B; g! K- X
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,* P* z2 p/ E# ?8 x* d' ~3 h, B
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.( k# w8 G1 C" B }
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
6 D0 z+ P1 Z( h$ O6 I' p$ ^Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
$ l. h, G3 @, F) G: F# p: W( gHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,, o8 d. U3 ~5 P& S2 R1 l* ~1 n3 k
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
7 u+ R3 E$ {! x$ _6 D1 [From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
6 A" h1 a1 y* O8 c$ XTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
) N5 ?8 t, G$ _- f, }- q7 uWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,2 Y3 p" K7 J6 p
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
- g3 d4 z3 \7 c% Y/ p2 u3 O4 `Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',, n* @ F2 _" x2 I
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
2 |2 A2 ?- ] E2 B1 HAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
+ A, ^( x$ g9 P+ {"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."2 \' P# v. x' h& h1 t( G
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
$ Q. V2 `( ~8 K ZHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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