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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house/ b$ T C: B) I; x$ k
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.: f8 p5 t$ }7 k* R; H8 L
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
; R6 V8 x; q* \ z9 YCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.6 V% u0 V, P3 ] ^$ n- K4 e
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
$ Q/ N; R0 P, _- JWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
. N" T/ ?2 J& |He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,! N5 D9 x& H% q) ^) s
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.: Z) U$ ~$ d/ C& m
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,# O( u$ B7 ~1 i
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.' n- h" R5 x1 A( q- a5 J
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,% h: Z! c- {& E( d" P
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
' l' D3 o3 `( K! m4 L; a6 B5 WDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
' C( ^ c2 {; |Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
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"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
- Y7 i# S1 K4 H: v$ ~& nShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,4 y) Z! S, ~7 o- {/ d0 \
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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