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Tiger s Holiday Poem, U7 m1 r1 c2 U. O6 i/ f7 `# M
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
) S7 t8 V0 Y3 ~3 y+ z8 DTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.. S; A: U7 r' C7 y5 O6 f0 q% d
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
! }3 m6 b/ \& T! B6 dCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
! M @% w% e2 Y! eHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
8 S9 O4 R2 i2 r- x3 cWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
- n" p' s( F3 |/ N. j, k( z0 CHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
% h0 k4 \7 Z1 L8 O( MWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
8 Y9 U0 d: h) I# |+ w; @From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
) \% b0 B, R: Y; r. J, _% J' H; e [Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
8 o3 Z) h1 `: ~2 X& k8 r3 kWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,5 d+ g: i0 k" j/ t3 r$ b
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.$ l& l# _) p# U& R: P" D& z3 h0 O
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin', y# [/ O+ W! z% O
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
: J" h& U/ r1 x0 K3 z+ r' n! EAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
$ g$ ~7 V7 [& Y$ I( l9 q"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
$ b6 Z, n& E+ ` U qShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
6 J; ?% t: L1 o( a, T) F8 EHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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