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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." " ]3 E/ k5 T5 N, M- Z; w
& r# f' f& q! C/ V7 u"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. " Q9 `! z6 R# Z# r- E
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." - S! ]$ S0 h, }! h! N- \) O
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." 5 L2 J: t! |" k' k
* t6 k( G5 M* w0 b2 N; _8 a uThe man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. " X: G0 Y9 z V0 S
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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"So, what's your problem?" 1 y( z' q S1 m& J$ C: j2 y+ O4 i
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04
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