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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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1 M5 ? g9 m/ T# p! F: r) DA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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2 I X, w0 N6 x. U) mThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
5 J$ u6 K7 F1 D& N4 K: @, sanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo./ o: ~6 [6 u: S+ r" l
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2 p0 i+ j2 A U! mThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
0 w3 B3 I$ o$ `We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download2 e3 t% {. ^5 y4 s
from my hard drive.
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3 I, U7 `1 Z7 X5 v( G1 ]As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us6 s9 p9 f; r0 H+ b7 A' ?' J( ^
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
: O' _3 O: e2 D! ~5 Mnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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: a8 V" E# n& x8 w+ @0 A, g# Y; j .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this ! " D$ k( Z% G$ L( A6 P9 B9 w
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, H. R5 Y* n h; X v'You have Male!' & D2 {6 L) z: U, {, e* y3 N
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