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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
x0 S2 |( f) e3 j/ @anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.3 B' Q0 K' E4 O% q/ Y
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4 m) y# L& y/ LThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
( m4 v/ L7 Q* B; |, g# l8 c2 YWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us; S, V! W. g+ U$ O+ Y" O
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,. \% I" b; T0 O7 s9 p' z" K% K$ S
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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7 J2 ^0 b6 Z+ `& j0 u .... Scroll down !
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j! A- a( G/ u a, ]- ^0 O0 RYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!' + F: n- I+ B1 C _
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