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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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' W* q" P* m5 e0 I; I& p+ {* OThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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$ f& A5 @) A3 y% X9 y1 a2 X! \what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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