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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?") J8 a" w. Y L7 b) \( `* s
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. H+ a' C$ P/ E' y8 c2 @
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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: Y4 k) d1 a1 w7 I% C' }As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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1 d1 V* j! c. `5 a9 O- w .... Scroll down !
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/ D9 M3 H. Q, EYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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