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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"4 `+ U. Q: `( [, i6 o
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
$ K/ h g' M M: {anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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' _ Q+ W" U0 X) H+ TThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
6 i* C3 E8 q* ~" [) RWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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( K9 M6 i7 p0 B2 q* a) {As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us4 N! X6 R: c7 f
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,3 h& x) `- F5 Y2 x2 b0 V! G
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! 3 C" E3 T& ? s. x$ F: d% R
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