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' W* q" P* m5 e0 I; I& p+ {* OThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:) u0 g2 Y9 D% R: L
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! c& r3 e( u; }% k .... Scroll down ! 7 u/ p$ d5 h+ q) h
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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