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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
1 L: w! G5 x7 B2 |* bbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was# I, a6 ^; l- L4 @. C+ R3 x
the other possibility.
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5 r  A$ A9 |" p$ zAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English: l$ t7 {( h: J! Z) k3 A4 x
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
5 v1 D4 T! Q, p# l, c7 tplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 \/ C: [. t% [# q; p& `* G6 d

8 g' U8 Z* ~/ w0 lIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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+ _0 M  w% D* k8 O0 h, }4 n/ w1 JThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' ?* Q# e7 @: m+ {, \
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
+ c: p7 Y4 W- wreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible./ e3 J- `9 j! ~8 I0 D) _
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& A4 ^+ n* i- R5 O8 L5 N4 C  f
ben a deterent to akurate speling.& A* {8 E7 ]0 Y* ~' c

" p/ r, I/ G. `: ~( nAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% ^8 d- P1 n# j/ {3 H6 z0 I+ {
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
/ T- K. C; b7 C4 a  u8 i) v! Bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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/ I" c5 \% n0 h& D0 DZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 E) T# _# Y2 c8 H- @7 O6 kunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.: H" T2 `2 @# ^. a$ @7 m* E$ m
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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/ p( ^3 Q& H% o8 G# D) j9 DIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 }; }- U* [1 }& N4 r) V) \$ h$ Z还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 z5 }( d3 M& {9 @" Q1 t% g
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

" Q  v' r" O- F  t8 ?; C5 idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:2 Z; R9 z, n, L4 x, V# r+ R$ x5 y: K7 p
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 S1 E+ e( l- C, e1 I

& a1 O* e7 f3 v6 ]0 h! A[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ a; Q# [' [9 \: o+ m/ O  [3 i

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 Z' x& V6 ^3 C* v
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( @/ [. R/ ~8 C1 q: z4 C7 d: U( @好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:1 p( ~9 @5 l! U$ _+ }# }
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 n0 Q" D' u) [* ~) B0 c7 A
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!/ k. V, M% t0 S. Z; q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 U! L% o! \1 h; i' E& i
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( l$ k/ k1 R: T
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
& D) F" g1 H& [( o9 R" Q( }* m! O路过,让你们看看我的波

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