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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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" P: b! ]4 E5 c# V! k1 j7 FSo they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house! W, B0 n8 g, U% w, v9 M
For their first night together. 4 n& r% \' E# e) A& m9 `. T9 N* N
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
. ]7 D5 {2 f! n. J9 J# Vgets up and has his breakfast.
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As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet. * _- T; n' j8 Z: W2 s7 o8 }/ I
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She replies - No. ! C7 E- s9 o8 j" j7 q* m2 J
: |8 L) ` }8 v0 OJohnny asks - Do you know what I think ?6 E8 V, z( T- M6 i) G& l
/ K. A; d% D/ BHis mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.' R5 ]; W3 ^! N6 K& x
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
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6 n# A- E/ ~2 m/ oShe replies - No.! ~+ f5 w; d1 V% U( K2 u0 w) g
Johnny says - Do you know what I think ? ' ] ^. @$ d% }# i5 [
His mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ..- N+ @- d1 d$ ]& O8 B: Q
After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
+ H7 d: @# s: Q. vAre Paul and Mary up yet ?8 l6 F$ L% w' \1 C3 I
His mom says - No.
$ i" C5 J+ K7 Q9 `4 }4 c e2 eHe asks - Do you know what I think ?
7 y3 A$ o4 G* Q; {% L% W' O/ j0 W% IHis mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think" K4 X, X# Y% M$ O1 I$ h- V" d- G' Q
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue. |
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