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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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For their first night together.  4 n& r% \' E# e) A& m9 `. T9 N* N

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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  * _- T; n' j8 Z: W2 s7 o8 }/ I
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She replies -  No.  ! C7 E- s9 o8 j" j7 q* m2 J

: |8 L) `  }8 v0 OJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?6 E8 V, z( T- M6 i) G& l

/ K. A; d% D/ BHis  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.' R5 ]; W3 ^! N6 K& x
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
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6 n# A- E/ ~2 m/ oShe replies - No.! ~+ f5 w; d1 V% U( K2 u0 w) g
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  ' ]  ^. @$ d% }# i5 [
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..- N+ @- d1 d$ ]& O8 B: Q
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
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His mom says -  No.   
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7 y3 A$ o4 G* Q; {% L% W' O/ j0 W% IHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think" K4 X, X# Y% M$ O1 I$ h- V" d- G' Q
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
bullshit
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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