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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. ) S) K; s# Y% e2 q0 [
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house, R" f3 b# @7 l) A: i
For their first night together. + d- s0 j2 T5 C% e* _- h
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; A9 O2 t: Y Y1 U/ y) l$ FIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -, k' s% H4 f& O+ ?* F
gets up and has his breakfast. . @9 p: e7 Q8 q8 a, l J2 H; X
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As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are up yet.
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$ `! L% A S/ _/ D) k$ jShe replies - No. " S3 n( E2 s7 W
% j ]3 A0 K J' q) |Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?
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1 c) I6 T# j% I/ x" EHis mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
- ]. V' }0 X+ j4 q6 j1 ~$ CJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -: u) `# w7 m( l; ?
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?' \- E1 s# W! D
She replies - No.; ]. ] a: n, V3 S
Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?
4 n, r$ r) U$ M& v; f- f, XHis mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ..4 ^/ D0 ~9 w( N9 G
After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -1 Z* E* m: U& n; r# E0 M+ y
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
, W' j: p4 J1 U6 ?% C* M5 RHis mom says - No. 3 X Q; `( U4 j+ |
He asks - Do you know what I think ? ; T9 m* B/ a# X
His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think" n8 p' t- y; ~8 e g( N8 j
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue. |
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